2022 holidays

[embankment]

21 minutes ago, Traf said:

Yeah, Southerners tend to be like that.
 

Loud, obnoxious cunts

See we are so alike it's scary

[Leyther_Matt]

3 nights in Llandudno this weekend, featuring Noel Gallagher in Colwyn Bay on Saturday night. More excited about Feeder as support tbf. Can’t bloody wait all the same.

Traf Tours also booked for April next year 🇮🇹 

[Breightmet Boy]

21 hours ago, Ani said:

I was here first mentality kicked in. Plus his voice carried a long way.

drive me mental folk like that, the gobby 65yr old fat cunt with a bald head around the pool usually, not happy unless everyone knows their name.

[Big E]

On 15/06/2022 at 17:38, Ani said:

@Traf I have a business opportunity for you. Can you add a filter on holiday choices so when you choose you can exclude hotels that allow gobby cunts from London who want to tell the world their life story within 2 hours of arriving in the resort ? I do not care that he works for the NHS but is going to work private as the 3% pay rise is a 7% cut and his dad lives in Penzance which is a six hour drive from Southend. He is 38 his partner is 32 kids are six and 1, grandad only sees them once a year cos it is so far, but just got an iPad so can see pictures , his dad only has a Nokia cos he is old school , supports Arsenal knows they are not great but their trophy room has less cobwebs than Spurs, six year old has a dodgy tummy, the pool ain't that cold, missus does not drink much but likes Amerretto and Malibu (wait for this... not at same time) or a cider when getting ready, loves drinking his lager sat at side of pool and when some gets him one on All Inc, he offers to buy the next round. And he how much he paid for his holiday but it was cheap if food is shit they will eat out. Did 4 days at Haven for £159, on school time would be £900.

They only turned up at about half two and I have not spoken a word to him. 

Just had a text of a lad saying some annoying yawkshire pensioner in his hotel 

[Smiley]

Reply to the Twilight Check-in. Yep, one person with all the passports.

Cromer been on the radar for a while, had heard Yarmouth was naff. Been to Aldeburgh - was lovely, but accommodation there quite pricey as opposed to being inland a few miles extra.

Don't mind a bit of monkfish!

[Biggish Dave]

Been driving to Chattanooga from Asheville today through the Great Smoky Mountains - 2 towns we had a choice of for some grub, Andrews or Murphy.

Sorry Andrews, you were never in the running

[Casino]

Never heard of either

[Biggish Dave]

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

Never heard of either

Football ruling my thinking. Keith Andrews was shit therefore the town was never an option for me. The Mrs wanted to stop at either for a feed

[Casino]

Ah, fair enough

Hope youre having a good un

[Biggish Dave]

46 minutes ago, Casino said:

Ah, fair enough

Hope youre having a good un

Aye, superb thanks. CMA festival seems like ages ago now

[Leyther_Matt]

Murphy wasn’t much better lets be fucking honest. 

[Biggish Dave]

4 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Murphy wasn’t much better lets be fucking honest. 

Luke - Agreed. At least Daryl didn't rape us for every penny we didn't have then spend the next decade slamming the club on TV

The man with a shit Irish wig goes down with Tyrone Mears as being the biggest cunts to ever sign for us.

I won't say play - because the mercenary fuckers didnt

[Leyther_Matt]

2 hours ago, Biggish Dave said:

Luke - Agreed. At least Daryl didn't rape us for every penny we didn't have then spend the next decade slamming the club on TV

The man with a shit Irish wig goes down with Tyrone Mears as being the biggest cunts to ever sign for us.

I won't say play - because the mercenary fuckers didnt

Actually forgot we had two Murphy’s in the last few years 😂 Daryl will always be tainted for giving us false hope at Accy

[mickbrown]

On 15/06/2022 at 17:38, Ani said:

@Traf I have a business opportunity for you. Can you add a filter on holiday choices so when you choose you can exclude hotels that allow gobby cunts from London who want to tell the world their life story within 2 hours of arriving in the resort ? I do not care that he works for the NHS but is going to work private as the 3% pay rise is a 7% cut and his dad lives in Penzance which is a six hour drive from Southend. He is 38 his partner is 32 kids are six and 1, grandad only sees them once a year cos it is so far, but just got an iPad so can see pictures , his dad only has a Nokia cos he is old school , supports Arsenal knows they are not great but their trophy room has less cobwebs than Spurs, six year old has a dodgy tummy, the pool ain't that cold, missus does not drink much but likes Amerretto and Malibu (wait for this... not at same time) or a cider when getting ready, loves drinking his lager sat at side of pool and when some gets him one on All Inc, he offers to buy the next round. And he how much he paid for his holiday but it was cheap if food is shit they will eat out. Did 4 days at Haven for £159, on school time would be £900.

They only turned up at about half two and I have not spoken a word to him. 

This is why I never stay in hotels on holiday.

I don't want to go on holiday and effectively live in a big house with a thousand strangers. And all that palavar getting a seat by the pool. Fuck that.

Villa with your own pool everytime.

 

[Ani]

38 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

This is why I never stay in hotels on holiday.

I don't want to go on holiday and effectively live in a big house with a thousand strangers. And all that palavar getting a seat by the pool. Fuck that.

Villa with your own pool everytime.

 

I spent 20 minutes yesterday looking at the rather pert breasts with massive nipples a mid 20s French bird had under her very tight top. 
Hotels have an upside . 

[mickbrown]

10 minutes ago, Ani said:

I spent 20 minutes yesterday looking at the rather pert breasts with massive nipples a mid 20s French bird had under her very tight top. 
Hotels have an upside . 

😃There is that.

[Spider]

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

This is why I never stay in hotels on holiday.

I don't want to go on holiday and effectively live in a big house with a thousand strangers. And all that palavar getting a seat by the pool. Fuck that.

Villa with your own pool everytime.

 

The downside is a small pool and a lack of perving opportunities through sunglasses.

[mickbrown]

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

The downside is a small pool and a lack of perving opportunities through sunglasses.

Square metre per person is probably better and the only piss in the pool is my own.

I concede the perving point

[MickyD]

On 15/06/2022 at 17:38, Ani said:

@Traf I have a business opportunity for you. Can you add a filter on holiday choices so when you choose you can exclude hotels that allow gobby cunts from London who want to tell the world their life story within 2 hours of arriving in the resort ? I do not care that he works for the NHS but is going to work private as the 3% pay rise is a 7% cut and his dad lives in Penzance which is a six hour drive from Southend. He is 38 his partner is 32 kids are six and 1, grandad only sees them once a year cos it is so far, but just got an iPad so can see pictures , his dad only has a Nokia cos he is old school , supports Arsenal knows they are not great but their trophy room has less cobwebs than Spurs, six year old has a dodgy tummy, the pool ain't that cold, missus does not drink much but likes Amerretto and Malibu (wait for this... not at same time) or a cider when getting ready, loves drinking his lager sat at side of pool and when some gets him one on All Inc, he offers to buy the next round. And he how much he paid for his holiday but it was cheap if food is shit they will eat out. Did 4 days at Haven for £159, on school time would be £900.

They only turned up at about half two and I have not spoken a word to him. 

Don’t forget they pay our benefits (according to every London based fans we ever meet) be thankful to him and touch your forelock occasionally.

[Casino]

On 15/06/2022 at 19:38, Ani said:

@Traf I have a business opportunity for you. Can you add a filter on holiday choices so when you choose you can exclude hotels that allow gobby cunts from London who want to tell the world their life story within 2 hours of arriving in the resort ? I do not care that he works for the NHS but is going to work private as the 3% pay rise is a 7% cut and his dad lives in Penzance which is a six hour drive from Southend. He is 38 his partner is 32 kids are six and 1, grandad only sees them once a year cos it is so far, but just got an iPad so can see pictures , his dad only has a Nokia cos he is old school , supports Arsenal knows they are not great but their trophy room has less cobwebs than Spurs, six year old has a dodgy tummy, the pool ain't that cold, missus does not drink much but likes Amerretto and Malibu (wait for this... not at same time) or a cider when getting ready, loves drinking his lager sat at side of pool and when some gets him one on All Inc, he offers to buy the next round. And he how much he paid for his holiday but it was cheap if food is shit they will eat out. Did 4 days at Haven for £159, on school time would be £900.

They only turned up at about half two and I have not spoken a word to him. 

We have a couple here who moved from Yeadon 15 years ago

Shes an estate agent in france

In france i say

An estate agent, in France

Over

And over

And over

[Sweep]

Two weeks until myself and Mrs Sweep venture over to Greece, via Traf Tours.........he's even just checked us in at the airport already, because I'm too fucking bone-idle to do it myself 😜

Traf Tours have also booked our holidays for next year, so we'll need to start a 2023 thread soon.....but I dare not tell @Casino what sort of holiday it is, as he'll be extremely disappointed in me 🙂

[Casino]

You pissy pant bastard

Can smell you from here

[Casino]

Have you got the superdry loyalty card chucked in?

Just die and be done with it

[Ani]

23 hours ago, Casino said:

We have a couple here who moved from Yeadon 15 years ago

Shes an estate agent in france

In france i say

An estate agent, in France

Over

And over

And over

Whereabouts in Yeadon ? I live in Yeadon.

 

[Casino]

Yes, i know

Dunno. I aint taking her on

Like i say, they left 15 years ago

To France