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Took the biggest following of any English team to Marseille for a European game? May not be true now though

Take him with you- what a great present!

Coyle on SSN last night suggested the situation would not be left to continue for much longer. Can see BWFC or Chelsea stopping it, if not completed by early next week.

If they score first; 1-1 If we score first 3-1 to us. And I'll win the lottery

Get rid-pronto. Shown nothing this season- even seems to have lost that passion. Moreover, until he goes Coyle's footballing ethos will not come to fruition- every fucker just wangs it up to him; look at his England cap- as soon as he comes on, Ferdinand- supposedly a football playing centre half starts twatting it back to front. Wouldn't use him in Championship either- he'll be another year old and still past it. Most observers on here seem to have agreed that the team's been better without him- can't see why this would change just because we've dropped down a league

Once heard of a slow withdrawal method someone once did. Bought a pack, threw one away, then smoked the rest. Next pack, threw 2 away, smoked the rest. And so on. Last pack- threw all of them away bar one- this was last cig he ever smoked. Made him realize just what a waste of money it had all been.

I'd up the anti- either sign by the weekend or don't bother. It's doing no-one any good. Let others know we might take a slightly smaller offer. It's dragging on and could seriously fook us up if he goes at the death with no time or replacements available.

Absolutely, free up a lot of wages I'd guess. As he's done nine tenths of sod all, we wouldn't need to replace him with a new signing, and could give Tom Eaves or this young Sampson a place on the bench

She won 'rear of the year' shortly after her 16th.

A few years ago, was in a team trying to keep Jonny Fold clean! Turned up on this road to find a load a black bags outside this house. Nothing unusual there, so we started to throw them on the van. Looked up and saw this scrote watching, he said nowt. Thought he was a bit of a cunt- not only chucking his shit out, but then watching to make sure we'd picked it up. Brazen twat. We we just about to leave when this woman appears. "What are you doing?" she asks. "shifting this fly tip" my mate replies. "Fly tip- that's this fellas belongings- we've just evicted him!"

Just before Christmas last year. Was gritting paths at old folks place. One mon dressed like a tramp appeared, moaning. "You shouldn't be gritting- walks into my carpet" he went off one one. I bit my lip and just commented about the ungrateful old twat to my mate. A little while later we were back, clearing some fly tip from the side of this gaff. "Thanks for that, have a mince pie" says this smartly dressed old chap, who had appeared at the gate. "Thanks" I replied "Better than last time we were here-some miserable old cunt slagged us off for gritting his path" I continued. Reply "Yeah, It was me!"

Tea is a must, at several points in the day. After spending several years calling in at Butty shops, we reached a concensus that generally, blokes make significantly better tea than women. Why would this be?

Stall on Bury market near to Black pudding stall sells barms and oven bottoms as separate things. Oven bottoms are flatter, wider, and usually considerably blacker! Fish barm for me- had one only yesterday from Wood Street Chippy, in the back streets near Bury Bridge. Would recommend Jim's at Darcy Lever usually though.

Not sure, perhaps someone more knowledgable may be able to elaborate, but I think long waves will travel further, without being absorbed. Might have seen some nature programme saying why creatures like moose, deer etc have 'low pitch' bellows for mating calls etc. Think they travel better in woods etc without being absorbed. These are sound waves however and the whole thing could be bollocks.

How the fook do shite drivers keep getting insurance? Obviously they just pay mega premiums, but why are they not just blacklisted then they can't keep hurting folk?

Can anyone remember who our two strikers were that crossed in a carefully orchestrated manouvre designed to confused their Keeper. I'm sure of one, think I know the other

The red just before 3 mins- Paul Robinson! That last break is horrendous Reminds me when Cameroon (I think) kicked lumps out of their national team in the world cup (Italia 90)

Whites will fail to keep a clean sheet. But will score between 5 and 10 Pratley to score some long distance wonder goal

If he carries on driving as he does (my own experiences, not his high profile case), he'll be lucky to live long enough to achieve 'great' status. As for the result of the last fight, it does look dodgy

Bit drastic- was it that bad!

Like this- good management = good work environment I've experienced both situations- some places you are 'used' because you show willing to go that bit further. Maybe a back handed complement I suppose. Does my swede in though, when folks stop, even if a job only has 10 minutes work left- just sodding finish it

A friend of mine came back to this country a few yaers ago, after spending most of his life in South Africa, He stated his belief that this was the most racially tolerant country on Earth! That made me feel quite proud Do feel however there is a danger of polical correctness, legislation etc creating a situation where people are concerned to even discuss race etc. Too easy to be labelled a racist. However, Suarez has been found Guilty of an offence within the disciplinary system and has been punished accordingly by an independent committee. Same for everybody, clubs know the rules. Get on with it. Sadly, Dalglish always seems to adopt a confrontational attitude in every press conference, with a spiky comments all the time. A truly strange character who I've never liked, actually fiollowing previous form. As my brother said last night, he'll only last a couple of years and be off again. He may have done LFC some damage in the meantime

Think Wotsit has promise; obviously learned a lot from Jussi- has similar traits. Could perhaps do with being a little taller, but there's nowt anyone can do about that

But we've lost the games we haven't won! Guess your cup is half full then Think we can stay up, bur far from convinced we will. This purely because of other teams in similar positions. Playing all the top clubs in succession may harm our cause, but we've done that and are still in with a shout. Hopefully the players can take heart from that and who knows.

Agree- but the contract could be a releatively small wage, with a large loyalty bonus when he goes. Just an insurance policy, so that when a club genuinely interseted comes in for him, we receive some money.