Tonge moor green jacket

Wait till you see the crotchless shorts

Walker and McGinlay for me- a synergistic pairing. Watched them re-united (at Super's testimonial ?) and immediately they clicked together. Don't know if you can really coach that level of mutual understanding, or does a good manager just see two players that may well gell together?

Spot on. The bloke is a complete dullard. If Spitting image was still on, he'd be the new John Major, sat there with his wife over dinner, toying with his peas

Will he look like Tevez after? Maybe an Argy thing

Recently took my 5 year old to a couple of games; coke, treats and a few crayons and paper. Not easy though, wriggling around, sliding under seats etc. Didn't help that the games were cack, but, even in a game like United, with a lot of tension there's no excuse for that behavior from a supposed grown man- we were all kids once. I remember kids kicking around at the bottom of the terrace: you could watch them and still see the game, but that's gone now. Consequently I'll not take mine back for a good while, hopefully he'll want in again as he gets older, but if not that's football's loss Incidentally, if it were me, I'd have been sorely tempted to chin the bastard there and then; you should be medalled for not doing

"Could do with some fishing equipment this year love" hint, hint..... Not quite sure how you catch fish with a jigsaw!! Incidentally, what's the bloody point of those stupid keys on 18/21st birthday cards!

Too many points/audience questions- nothing got properly debated David gold- I believe in cutting prices, but I don't mind ripping folk off when the opportunity arises

Difficult to make a judgement off that video Get well soon

He did some great PE sessions though Mrs Hatton had great tits

Heard a comment- that the Blackburn long balls were sticking and not comming back as quick as the Bolton one's. This after being told none of Blackburn's defence were over 6 feet tall and consisted of 3 full backs and a midfielder.

Should be getting that from the captain at least- but it's not happening Invertibrates have for backbone than that. Please Owen, don't come out saying we created lots of chances etc- say what we can see- ITS SHITE; and to any players that don't want to bother, sod off!

Spot on; Contractors etc get away with fookin murder on Council work (not just roads, roofers etc)- the hidden costs to the council (and ultimately the public) must be enormous

Should give a discount based on number of years you've had a ST. Bit like a no-claims discount. Rewards loyalty

Athy- doubt I'd ever be able to put behind me those 'slappings'. My ex gaffer told me about his son- just a young teenager out on his own one Saturday, going about his business, not a footy fan. Happened to be at Victoria Stn. when a load of Bolton fans arrived for the match. Smashed the lads face, if I remember rightly some damage to his eyes. Fookin' well 'ard eh? If anyone had reason to hate BWFC et al, he did. But he didn't- he was a top fella- perhaps could see the shock and embarassment on my face when he told me. I don't hate any club- just want to beat them when we play. It's just certain individuals that spoil it.

Wrexham- the end of the long slippery slope down Players in the crowd- never get that now!

Was sat in the Tonge Moor Ucan Centre wearing a high-viz jacket

Once chatted to 'Paul' of Paul's chippy on Bury road shortly after it opened. As a former player of Warnock's, therefore 'in the game' he had some rather forthright views on him that matched Warnock's own language to the officials during the game. Interesting to see Wanock's backed down a bit now, after his wife pointed out his double standards.

We will score 4. Hat-trick for Elmander They will score 0 or possibly a late consolation goal Of course with (as seems likely) no Zat Knight the above could be total bollocks

IBS? Slimy texture? Gritty bits? Tummy Gripes? Buy shares in a bog roll company

Keep one of yer spuds. Find 3 fly-tipped tyres. Stack them on top of each other. Fill with soil, inverted turfs etc(to top of 1st tyre), - usually plenty dumped in sacks e.g. Raikes Lane. Plant said spud. As plant grows, keep filling with soil. When ready, harvest spuds gradually, one tyre at a time. Recycling, cheap etc- but you maight get hungry in the meantime.

I remember a woman a few years back- think she may have been in the RAF- used to practice on a tea-tray down her stairs!

I'm sure I remember watching Jackass and seeing one of them pleasuring a horse (like they do on stud farms) then having a good old swig

Maybe a frustrated vet worker, got it from a ginger pussy. As for the crime-beasteality?- he's got to get the stuff first!

Any size zero model- get a few stake puds down and grow some tits Mahmoud Ahmadinejad- before football's the last thing on our minds Kim Jong Il- see above

Would like to see a change and really go for it, last thing we want is a replay. Davies often does well against Spurs; so 1-0 Davies in the first half, then hanging on in a nail biter