frankietheman

Flew over here approx 2.48

Sexual deviation - all in the mind. Ask LW.

had a Miss Marsden at Smithills for English Lit in second year. Used to sit on a desk in front of us with her legs apart revealing stockings, suspenders and keks. Choked the chicken a few times on the strength of that one!

And the rest are passive donors via prostatic massage ?

Colin and Andy Codd Neil Whatmore fish similies?

Using the term "fanny" for bum, arse, backside or council gritter speaks volumes!

Swallows gathering to migrate. Counted 38 on the telephone wire this morning.

Good summary that. Clitheroe is basically a depersonalised one horse town with planning permission granted for over 1000 new dwellings over the next few years. Why anyone would live there is beyond me. Most of the villages are nice if over inflated in terms of property prices. Other factors to consider are the only gas supply comes from cow's arses. Fibre optic broadband is better termed feeble optic - with speeds in excess of 4 meg a dream, unless you can access wireless or pay for satellite. 3G is a rarity and 4G just a concept. Some of the villages lack pubs, shops and other basic amenities but all in all it's still decent living. Ps that thread showing that cunt Evans nearly made me throw up. Sickening.

Kent's right, there are a good few - I think they call them 3/4 size guitars out there to start off with. Surgical sprit is helpful for toughening up the fingertips of the left hand. Also there are many good tutorials on Youtube for practice. Good luck.

can't complain at the minute, got another 3 months grace from the Christie last week - 2 years now since last treatment. Can do anything I want to do so everything tickety boo at the moment.

Give them plenty of sweet corn if you want good yellow yolks, beefs up the flavour too.

. Your'e right about the colour, but the eggs off older hens spread far more than pullet eggs irrespective of being free range or not.

Th That sums it up succinctly. Mental ill health is the Cinderella of the Health service and sufferers the least understood of service users. Of all categories of mental I'll health, those suffering severe depression are the most difficult and draining to work with and I am sure are the most distressing to live with.

Precisely, how many of us would have given our right bollock to be ruined at 17 by a 30 yr old, 99.9% of us at a guess!?

Let's hope he has a cracking season and when/if he goes we get decent money for him. Now that would be a first!

Like her legs, nice shape and go on for ever.

And are they any better for becoming academies!?

Commented/confirmed in todays Bolton News also

Jack Nicholson - McMurphy - one flew over the cuckoos nest. Or was he just simply being himself?

Blatter resigned. Just on news!

Corfu early 80's. Both insteps got badly burnt and swelled just like 2 bloons. Could'nt walk properly for 10 days after that, have vivid memories of falling off the council gritter mid thrust as it was painful to put feet on floor.

something for the dogs to piss on.

Re. Cantello, I remember after his first few games where he was absolute shite, he was reported saying in the BEN that he could not adjust to playing the Wanderers style of football. For me Roy Greaves packing in at the end of the previous season and acquiring him was the start of the 80's rot, oh and also getting a bright back from QPR called Dave Clements who was also effing useless and went on to top himself. Anyone remember him?

RIP big guy. Great blues player and inspiration.

....and Roy Greaves retiring to br replaced by that disaster Cantello