Smiley Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) Whatever happened to “George” and his punting stories? And more so what happened to Sandys? Did anyone ever go? Read that it finally got closed down after a huge surveillance op. Edited March 20 by Smiley Text change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted March 20 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20 I might have been once or twice back in the day. Closed down years ago - must be at least 10 years or so now. Some belting birds in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Quote "I am a heavy cummer, with poor directional control" One of the finest statements ever made on here by George, he was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Bring back beer dog too. Bet he's dead now him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 32 minutes ago, gonzo said: Bring back beer dog too. Bet he's dead now him. Beer Dog may be 'retired', but I bet he's still with us in his original guise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 42 minutes ago, Sweep said: One of the finest statements ever made on here by George, he was great heavy cummer hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 (edited) 2 hours ago, Biggish Dave said: I might have been once or twice back in the day. Closed down years ago - must be at least 10 years or so now. Some belting birds in there We used to “frequent” the website in our office at the time, but none of us had the balls to actually visit. Always remember the site had some top drawer girls on there. Just Googled it and apparently the bloke who put the site together for Sandys also got sent down! Edited March 20 by Smiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 20 Moderators Share Posted March 20 im not convinced george isnt roger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted March 20 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20 That footballer woman - Jill Scott, her coffee shop at Northenden is the old Sandy's Northenden branch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 2 hours ago, Casino said: im not convinced george isnt roger Definitely...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Sandys. Blast from the past haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted March 21 Site Supporter Share Posted March 21 On 20/03/2024 at 10:13, Traf said: Beer Dog may be 'retired', but I bet he's still with us in his original guise. Is Beer Dog different to Beer Swiller ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 21 Moderators Share Posted March 21 I dunno who beer dog is/was But fairly sure denn the shit poet is still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Beer Dog.... So here I am again. The intrepid beast slayer. Only a week ago I penned the tale of my encounter with Frauline Gash and I'm back again having poked another filly last night. A disclaimer before I launch in however. Occasionally I get accused of making this shit up or embellishing the truth. To reiterate, every last word of my stories are completely true, my doubters are merely ugly cunts who haven't had a poke in the last few years or have no pubes. The Love Dog has ladies panting around him.....I am cursed with good looks and a sexual magnetism. There you have it. So onto the tale. I'm still living at Mummy's house following my unfortunate separation from Mrs Dog. Before Christmas is upon us it's more than likely I shall return to Dog Towers, but in the meantime I have a full license to go out and about whenever I choose and serve the good ladies of Leeds. I have an army of opportunities to exploit and last night that familiar tingle in my ball bag had me on the prowl. After a rapid exchange of texts I head out to Selby to meet this cunt..... I call it a cunt because having driven out over 20 miles in snow and ice the fat porky bastard stood me up. The guaranteed ball empty comes to an abrupt end, but I know where chubster works and I shall be slashing her tires Monday morning. Utter cunt !!!! But the Love Dog is not to be deterred by this set back. With renewed vigor (i.e. fucking desperation) I get on the bitch phone and send out a flurry of texts. No bites tonight, the replies are minimal, but a young lady from the Czech Republic seems a little keen. I've met Tereza, 21, a Czech au pair, on a few occasions now. The most notable being the time she met me on my lunch hour in Leeds City centre and sucked me off in the toilets of a wine bar. Most enjoyable .. Tereza however is a fucking weirdo. Very eccentric, bizarre and unpredictable, but more disappointingly.....fat .. She's been dying to meet up one evening for months now and given that no other cunt is game on tonight I head towards the house she is currently living. She is au pair to 2 kids of an extremely affluent family who this weekend are in their weekend home in Scotland. I can barely believe my eyes as I snake my car up the driveway to this glorious mansion and park my battered Seat Leon next to a Porsche Boxster and an Aston Martin. Chubby Czech appears in the doorway clad in a shitty dressing gown and snow boots. It also appears young Tereza has decided to go blonde but her locks are kind of an insipid greeny, orange, bab like colour....fuck me. I step out of the car and march straight in .. The house is simply stunning. I'm led through marbled corridors and then into a vast kitchen where I settle into 1 of the several leather sofas dotted around the place. My Czech host disappears for a few minutes into the wine cellar and returns with a cheeky bottle of red and a few beers. EXCELLENTE .. Let's get too it you tramp.... We talk about fuck all for an hour. She tells me for at least the 100th time she can't believe I'm here....and I get slowly pissed on the free booze. I send fatty back to the wine cellar for another bottle and then suggest we share this in bed. A quick 5 minute walk up winding staircases and corridors takes us to Tereza's living quarters and bedroom. This place is fucking spectacular. Her annexe alone is bigger than my own house and I waste no time in stripping off and diving into her 4 poster bed .. Chubster soon follows and her slurring words coupled with her strong Eastern European accent makes conversation difficult (i.e. fucking impossible). We plunder the wine in no time and soon she's straddling me like a WWF wrestler chewing my face off. No warm up here, I'm trapped beneath the fat cunts thighs and I'm not getting out of this place alive !! No teasing, foreplay, or caressing here. Tereza knows what she wants and I'm powerless to stop her. She bites my nipple as she disappears beneath the duvet then I receive the most excrutiating blow job I can ever remember. She slurps the old pipe like a Dyson vacuum cleaner and I feel everyone of her 50 tombstone teeth grate up and down my rod. It's like getting sucked off by a Grand National winner and I grip one of the posts of the bed in both terror and anguish. Evetually Gnasher Gash pops up from under the duvet....."You like ???!??!" As a matter of fact, NO. But I flash her an appreciative smile and without further a do, she grabs the chap and slips it into her slippery box. Surprisingly tight for a fat cunt, then she rides me whilst her sagging tits smack my face. This aint so bad I think to myself. I get into the spirit of the occasion, flip her onto her back and give it a good power thrusting. 5 minutes later I'm blasting my Love Ketchup into her ugly mush then collapse into a deep sleep. Chubby Czech Slut.....DONE . I've literally just got back home and with the events still fresh in mind decided to regale the evenings entertainment to you all. I sense there are plenty more to come. Living at Mum's has given me a new lease of life, I can poke whatever I want, whenever I want .. A German, then a Czech.....the Love Dog, serving ladies across Europe.....PIP 17, thanks for listening.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 hours ago, gonzo said: Beer Dog.... So here I am again. The intrepid beast slayer. Only a week ago I penned the tale of my encounter with Frauline Gash and I'm back again having poked another filly last night. A disclaimer before I launch in however. Occasionally I get accused of making this shit up or embellishing the truth. To reiterate, every last word of my stories are completely true, my doubters are merely ugly cunts who haven't had a poke in the last few years or have no pubes. The Love Dog has ladies panting around him.....I am cursed with good looks and a sexual magnetism. There you have it. So onto the tale. I'm still living at Mummy's house following my unfortunate separation from Mrs Dog. Before Christmas is upon us it's more than likely I shall return to Dog Towers, but in the meantime I have a full license to go out and about whenever I choose and serve the good ladies of Leeds. I have an army of opportunities to exploit and last night that familiar tingle in my ball bag had me on the prowl. After a rapid exchange of texts I head out to Selby to meet this cunt..... I call it a cunt because having driven out over 20 miles in snow and ice the fat porky bastard stood me up. The guaranteed ball empty comes to an abrupt end, but I know where chubster works and I shall be slashing her tires Monday morning. Utter cunt !!!! But the Love Dog is not to be deterred by this set back. With renewed vigor (i.e. fucking desperation) I get on the bitch phone and send out a flurry of texts. No bites tonight, the replies are minimal, but a young lady from the Czech Republic seems a little keen. I've met Tereza, 21, a Czech au pair, on a few occasions now. The most notable being the time she met me on my lunch hour in Leeds City centre and sucked me off in the toilets of a wine bar. Most enjoyable .. Tereza however is a fucking weirdo. Very eccentric, bizarre and unpredictable, but more disappointingly.....fat .. She's been dying to meet up one evening for months now and given that no other cunt is game on tonight I head towards the house she is currently living. She is au pair to 2 kids of an extremely affluent family who this weekend are in their weekend home in Scotland. I can barely believe my eyes as I snake my car up the driveway to this glorious mansion and park my battered Seat Leon next to a Porsche Boxster and an Aston Martin. Chubby Czech appears in the doorway clad in a shitty dressing gown and snow boots. It also appears young Tereza has decided to go blonde but her locks are kind of an insipid greeny, orange, bab like colour....fuck me. I step out of the car and march straight in .. The house is simply stunning. I'm led through marbled corridors and then into a vast kitchen where I settle into 1 of the several leather sofas dotted around the place. My Czech host disappears for a few minutes into the wine cellar and returns with a cheeky bottle of red and a few beers. EXCELLENTE .. Let's get too it you tramp.... We talk about fuck all for an hour. She tells me for at least the 100th time she can't believe I'm here....and I get slowly pissed on the free booze. I send fatty back to the wine cellar for another bottle and then suggest we share this in bed. A quick 5 minute walk up winding staircases and corridors takes us to Tereza's living quarters and bedroom. This place is fucking spectacular. Her annexe alone is bigger than my own house and I waste no time in stripping off and diving into her 4 poster bed .. Chubster soon follows and her slurring words coupled with her strong Eastern European accent makes conversation difficult (i.e. fucking impossible). We plunder the wine in no time and soon she's straddling me like a WWF wrestler chewing my face off. No warm up here, I'm trapped beneath the fat cunts thighs and I'm not getting out of this place alive !! No teasing, foreplay, or caressing here. Tereza knows what she wants and I'm powerless to stop her. She bites my nipple as she disappears beneath the duvet then I receive the most excrutiating blow job I can ever remember. She slurps the old pipe like a Dyson vacuum cleaner and I feel everyone of her 50 tombstone teeth grate up and down my rod. It's like getting sucked off by a Grand National winner and I grip one of the posts of the bed in both terror and anguish. Evetually Gnasher Gash pops up from under the duvet....."You like ???!??!" As a matter of fact, NO. But I flash her an appreciative smile and without further a do, she grabs the chap and slips it into her slippery box. Surprisingly tight for a fat cunt, then she rides me whilst her sagging tits smack my face. This aint so bad I think to myself. I get into the spirit of the occasion, flip her onto her back and give it a good power thrusting. 5 minutes later I'm blasting my Love Ketchup into her ugly mush then collapse into a deep sleep. Chubby Czech Slut.....DONE . I've literally just got back home and with the events still fresh in mind decided to regale the evenings entertainment to you all. I sense there are plenty more to come. Living at Mum's has given me a new lease of life, I can poke whatever I want, whenever I want .. A German, then a Czech.....the Love Dog, serving ladies across Europe.....PIP 17, thanks for listening.. Like getting sucked off by a grand national winner, fucking hell hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 11 hours ago, Casino said: I dunno who beer dog is/was But fairly sure denn the shit poet is still alive He is and still writing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted March 22 Site Supporter Share Posted March 22 11 hours ago, Casino said: I dunno who beer dog is/was But fairly sure denn the shit poet is still alive That’s what I was asking. I knew a cousin of Denn’s years ago. The shit poet and the bloke I knew were great fans of Belamondinio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 22 Site Supporter Share Posted March 22 4 hours ago, L/H White said: Like getting sucked off by a grand national winner, fucking hell hahahaha Red Rum… Can’t say I fancy it to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted March 22 Site Supporter Share Posted March 22 27 minutes ago, MickyD said: Red Rum… Can’t say I fancy it to be honest. Somebody must have put him up to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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