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Swine Flu


george

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On BBC Sport website at the top news ticker thing, Megson has said 4 of our players have had or do have swine flu, no actual report up yet so no idea who

 

EDIT: Updated to say 4 players have all recovered

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I heard Kevin Davies got swine flu but it ran away crying like a little girl, and now some scientists want to do experiments on him so they can create an antidote. They reckon a single drop of his blood would wipe it out entirely (along with aids, cancer, the common cold, and Al qaeda) but they're yet to invent a syringe strong enough to penetrate his skin.

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I heard Kevin Davies got swine flu but it ran away crying like a little girl, and now some scientists want to do experiments on him so they can create an antidote. They reckon a single drop of his blood would wipe it out entirely (along with aids, cancer, the common cold, and Al qaeda) but they're yet to invent a syringe strong enough to penetrate his skin.

 

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I heard Kevin Davies got swine flu but it ran away crying like a little girl, and now some scientists want to do experiments on him so they can create an antidote. They reckon a single drop of his blood would wipe it out entirely (along with aids, cancer, the common cold, and Al qaeda) but they're yet to invent a syringe strong enough to penetrate his skin.

 

 

You know this is going to be stolen by the BBC for the next series of top gear all you need to do is change " I heard" to "Some people say" :roll:

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