Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

Just watched Gotti. Worth a watch if you enjoy a mob movie.

 

Reminds me of work.

Interesting. Gotti has been panned beyond belief in the papers

Interesting. Gotti has been panned beyond belief in the papers

Saw the reviews. Overly harsh i would say.

 

Travolta played him well.

Quiet Place

 

No, not the Reebok. Superb film. Really tense

Watched Mission Impossible 48 last night, enjoyably ludicrous as usual. Cruise should have died in at least 20 scenes!

Jumanji 2 - made me feel old as fuck and its bang average.

 

Sharknado 6 for the third time this week. 5 year old obsessed with sharks. Kill me now.

The Festival

Poor man’s Inbetweeners - Joe Thomas is going to be forever typecast - but certainly had it’s moments

 

The Happytime Murders

Missed the first 5 minutes because of the fuckwits in Frankie & Benny’s but I doubt we missed any plot twists. Piss funny at times. Worth a watch for a daft laugh.

Journeyman with Paddy Considine.

Think they were trying too hard for some awards.

Actually meandered along and was a bit of a non-event.

Had a few funny moments though.

Journeyman with Paddy Considine.

Think they were trying too hard for some awards.

Actually meandered along and was a bit of a non-event.

Had a few funny moments though.

Sounds like a few of his films that have somehow gained cult status. Usually dreadful acting in them too.

Watched The Greatest Showman last week.

 

Utter pissfroth.

Watched The Greatest Showman last week.

 

Utter pissfroth.

Bender. It's fucking ace

Bender. It's fucking ace

 

aye, if you're a queer who loves shit singing.

aye, if you're a queer who loves shit singing.

That's L/H White

American Animals. Belting, not meant to be a comedy but you can't help but laugh at the fucking idiots.

American Animals. Belting, not meant to be a comedy but you can't help but laugh at the fucking idiots.

Just seen trailer for that

 

Looks good

 

Did you cinema it or is it doing the rounds?

Watched The Greatest Showman last week.

 

Utter pissfroth.

Agreed, I don’t get the big wank.

 

Not a patch on Les Mis and Moulin Rouge.

Jumanji 2 - made me feel old as fuck and its bang average.

 

Sharknado 6 for the third time this week. 5 year old obsessed with sharks. Kill me now.

My brother watched 'The Meg' whilst on holiday. Smiled and said it was great. I'm guessing the story line is rather thin but it's fun nonetheless.

Just seen trailer for that

 

Looks good

 

Did you cinema it or is it doing the rounds?

It's been knocking around for about a month pal.

That's L/H White

 

Usually dreadful acting in them too.

 

Funnily enough I said this at the time I was watching it. Some of the supporting actors were dire.

Watched The Greatest Showman last week.

 

Utter pissfroth.

Was forced to watch it the other week. Sat down grumpy as fuck

 

It was fucking ace. Loved it.

 

Same thing happened with Les Miserables.

 

I draw the line at Mama fucking Mia though.

Fucking hell The Predator didn't half make me feel sad. What a studio butchered mess of a film.

Quiet night in with the Mrs on Friday night watching "My Friend Dahmer" - really got the romance going!! haha. Then spent an hour after the film reading a lot of very sick shit on Wikipedia about him and his demise. Gruesome! Actually enjoyed the film. Hopefully it will kick start kids to start "doing a Dahmer" in shopping centres and classrooms!

Watched a few dogshit films recently, special mention goes to:

Oceans Eight - Fuck me that was dull, switched it off after 40mins. Something about Sandra Bullock that i really don't like, confusing as the package is great.

The First Purge -  Utter wank, fell asleep thankfully.

Of the better films i've watched

Solo: 7/10 - But i am a Star Wars child.

Journeyman: 6.5/10 Was decent too, a little slow like others have said but very well acted.

American Animals: 7/10 - Had no idea how much of the story was true. Liked it more after I did some reading up on it afterwards. Dopey fuckers!!

 

 

Looking forwards to this! Might even drag my non-believing mrs along with me.