Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

The only thing I came away from it with is that I thought Streep was more attractive than I used to.

She has a resemblance to my s-I-l though so instinctively you feel sexually attracted to them.

9 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said:

She has a resemblance to my s-I-l though so instinctively you feel sexually attracted to them.

Yer durty Fecker.

De Niro fucks his best mate's bird then goes 13000 miles to blow his (Walken's) brains out.

Then they bury the smackhead, drink coffee and have a singalong to Slade's 'Merry Christmas Everybody' then retire to their trailer park homes.

His uniform decorations were inaccurate also.

I think he really went to Canada avoiding the draft (De Niro) and spent the war as a short order cook in a diner.

Shitting his pants on account of a cowardly soul.

 

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American siege new Bruce Willis one. 
 

decent enough and worth a watch 

2 hours ago, jayjayoghani said:

Actually rate Big Bang Theory. The fella who plays Sheldon is superb. 

Bazinga

Watched RocknRolla this afternoon - surprised I'd never seen it before - twas good 👍

22 minutes ago, jeep said:

Watched RocknRolla this afternoon - surprised I'd never seen it before - twas good 👍

Great cast as well 

Tony Kebbel is excellent in it, proper pyscho

It feels like every film is about 2 1/2 hours long these days. Always find myself falling asleep and not finishing them 😭

14 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Watched The Deer Hunter again the other day, it's on iPlayer and my eldest lad likes to watch "the classics" and hadn't seen it before.

He described it as massively overrated which I found it hard to argue with, sure I thought the sun shone out of its arsehole when I was a film wanker back in the day.

Have you seen the recently  re-mastered Apocolypse Now? Well worth a watch imo.

The 'Redux' is awful.

The Chateau scenes, nicking Kilgore's surfboard - dreadful.

The Big Bang Theory is the perfect example of how only in America total tossers still get the girl.

That speccy twat and Kaley Cocoa - yeah reet.

 

Love the Deer Hunter. But that first hour or so drags. With the wedding, etc. As soon as they drop in ‘Nam it gets going. Would suggest skipping the first hour.

Don't Look Up - netflix.

 

Rubbish 

Dogs can't look up.

Last night on Channel 81 freeview in bed 

Rita Sue and Bob too 

2 hours ago, Kane57 said:

Don't Look Up - netflix.

 

Rubbish 

That's generous

20 minutes was too much

20 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Last night on Channel 81 freeview in bed 

Rita Sue and Bob too 

Surprised they still show it.

He's basically a nonce.

And "It's not my fault I'm a..."

Watched Dirty Harry t'other day and they cut loads out.

 

The Last Duel 

what a load of shit

7 hours ago, Kane57 said:

Don't Look Up - netflix.

 

Rubbish 

No 1 in the UK today! 

5 hours ago, Casino said:

That's generous

20 minutes was too much

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that

Last few nights I’ve really struggled to pick a film to watch 

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Last few nights I’ve really struggled to pick a film to watch 

Evil under the sun. A classic. Watched it again the other day. One of my all time favourites. But then again I’m a poirot geek 🤓

5 hours ago, Casino said:

That's generous

20 minutes was too much

I thought it was entertaining enough. And I'm fucking difficult to  please

29 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Evil under the sun. A classic. Watched it again the other day. One of my all time favourites. But then again I’m a poirot geek 🤓

“Poirot travels to an exclusive island for the rich and famous to solve a murder”

😂😂😂

The Unforgiveable 

 

Shite

Don't Look Up on Netflix. Thought it was a half decent satire but 40mins too long.

Extinction Rebellion lot will love it.

For anyone with kids around 10 and under… Mitchells vs The Machines on Netflix. A real surprise.