Ghana White Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 comentators/interviewers saying Sir Alex.. Pathetic
Youri McAnespie Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 (edited) Kill the the Burnden pigeons? rats with wings/feathered rats? And now, finally, the mystery of how the 3 for a ?1 pie shop could afford to produce 'chicken 'n' mushroom' pies is solved. Edited April 6, 2011 by Youri McAnespie
Youri McAnespie Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 comentators/interviewers saying Sir Alex.. Pathetic Even worse (particularly when interviewing him), referring to him as 'Alec'/'Sir Alec', using the scots/familiar version, like he's their mate. Gary Lineker trying to be 'cryptic' when introducing the highlights, especially if you've avoided hearing the outcome of a game(s) all day, he's as subtle as a steamroller.
HomerJay Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Never knew that about Alex/Alec Everydays a school day.
Adlington Trotter Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Jonathan Pearce. The "xxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home" chant. Bolton seem to have taken this one up though. City fans who always make out they're hard done to. Whenever they surrender a lead they will always say stuff like "Typical City, we never have any luck." Every City fan I've ever met does this. Do they really think they have any worse luck than any other team? Pundits who say such a team (usually Arsenal) play football "like its meant to be played." What a load of shite.
passmosster Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Munichs Golfers who have United covers on their drivers. BTW always keep track of their scores as they have an inclination to cheat.
DC08WFC Posted April 6, 2011 Author Posted April 6, 2011 City supporters doing the foreign thing of turn your back on the pitch & jump up & down.
Youri McAnespie Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 When someones died and one or both of the teams have used insulating tape or similar as 'armbands' - what a mark of respect, to nip to the cornershop, hoping they have one of those 'bit and bobs' stands. How much do kitmen earn a week? surely they could run to tacking/then removing some velcro onto the shirts.
Traf Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 When someones died and one or both of the teams have used insulating tape or similar as 'armbands' - what a mark of respect, to nip to the cornershop, hoping they have one of those 'bit and bobs' stands. How much do kitmen earn a week? surely they could run to tacking/then removing some velcro onto the shirts. I'm actually surprised that Adidas haven't incorporated a black band on the sleeves of Liverpool shirts before now.
fatolive Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Squad numbers and names on the back of shirts. "and in goal number 32........" oh fuck off. dont think I'll ever get used to that
HomerJay Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Italians are worst for stupid numbers. 99 and 77 etc Wankers
zurichwhite Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 (edited) Congregators in the Happy Shop, passing time with no intention to buy owt Whole families who camp down in the hotel bar having supped their drinks an hour ago leaving no room for proper drinkers to sit down. Jugs of "bitter" from said place that take half an hour to settle After the game, cars who want to turn right at the roundabout thus holding up all the traffic behind Dicks who, rather than stand up to let you past to your seat, would rather slightly adjust their tree trunk legs diagonally The drummer who bangs his drum once when the opponent has a goal kick or corner People who take great delight in shouting out the latest scores every two minutes as if we give a shiny shit that Doncaster have pulled one back at Hull Edited April 7, 2011 by zurichwhite
Superwhite Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Alan Green. Have to listen to the radio with the sound turned down when he comes on - it's woeful.
superjohnmcginlay Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Alan Green. Have to listen to the radio with the sound turned down when he comes on - it's woeful. Thats brilliant how do you know whats going on then
Superwhite Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Thats brilliant how do you know whats going on then An attempt at irony
MickyD Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 The drummer who bangs his drum once when the opponent has a goal kick or corner I often think the little drummer boys must have no concept of the different speeds of light and sound. They time the single drum-beat to coincide with the kicking of the ball. The player, if in any way frightened by the loud noise, is safe in the knowledge that the ball is already half way to the attacker's head. GET RID OF THE DRUMMERS!
Ljsimms Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 The fact that not only are all kiosk employees not speak English but always manage to get my order wrong everytime! second that - i always ask for coffee and get hot chocolate?? gonna start asking for hot chocolate.....
Sweep Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Folk who ring up stations like 5-Live or Talksport who decide to start their conversation by saying "I've been a XXXX supporter for XX years" as though the amount of years they have been supporting the club gives extra gravitas to the point they are about to make. Folk who ring up Talksport in the morning and think it's funny to say "Morning Al, morning Chicken...." the joke has worn a bit thin now. Commentators (especially Richard Keys who is the worst for it) who say things like "There is always something special about European nights at Anfield" or "There is always something special about playing under the lights here at Upton Park" - proper arse licking to the home fans. Pundits/Experts who perpetuate the myth that "Liverpool fans are the most knowledgeable in the country" and who also say things like "they love their football here in Newcastle/Sunderland/Liverpool etc" as though other parts of the country don't love the game or their team as much
MickyD Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Folk who ring up stations like 5-Live or Talksport who decide to start their conversation by saying "I've been a XXXX supporter for XX years" as though the amount of years they have been supporting the club gives extra gravitas to the point they are about to make. Worse still are the ones who ring after a home win and start off with, "I've been listening to the Wanderers on the radio and they played really well . . .!!!"
HomerJay Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 "big <insert team name> fan" fuck off, were all big <insert team name> fans
Guest Biff Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 I'm actually surprised that Adidas haven't incorporated a black band on the sleeves of Liverpool shirts before now. That actually was seriously suggested and considered just after Hillsborough.
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