whiteboy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 clinique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I reckon NB drips like a fried egg sandwich when she's speaking to you You've a way with words, you vulgar little man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie_Hill Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Try Lyclear cream or Quellada lotion, if they don't moisturize they'll at least keep the mechanical dandruff at bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted July 22, 2013 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2013 Cheap - Boots Botanics, currently half price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted July 22, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2013 Fookin ell, there's some proper Gok Wans on here, who'd have thunk it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 23, 2013 Members Share Posted July 23, 2013 WTF have we bred? Carbolic soap and a regular soaking in rainwater. A nice cologne yes but fucking moisturiser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
land_and_sea Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Bolton's just not the same since I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 L'oreal Men Expert Birch... A marketeers dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Get a grip! What next, best eye liner? proper rinse in cowd watter for this dinosaur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Get a grip! What next, best eye liner? I prefer to call it 'guy-liner' myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 23, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted July 23, 2013 Nivea does the job perfectly adequately. Are you still talking face moisturiser or did the thread suddenly change tack to wanking lubes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Are you still talking face moisturiser or did the thread suddenly change tack to wanking lubes? If I'd mentioned a large tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter then you'd have known we'd changed to wanking lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted July 23, 2013 Moderators Share Posted July 23, 2013 I Can't Believe It's Nob Butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I'm not sure why using some moisturisers is gay? I had this argument the other day. Have you got any Nivea I can use? Yes, but use this 8 hour cream, it'll be better Fuck off, I'm not using that. I'm not a puff Shakes head and walks out of the bedroom pointing at the Nivea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 It is a bit gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 It is a bit gay. Give over, it's proper monly to admit to moisturising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Moisturising isn't gay. Using moist wipes to wipe your arse, however, is the sign of a nailed on sausage smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Moisturising isn't gay. Using moist wipes to wipe your arse, however, is the sign of a nailed on sausage smoker. You need to try this revelation When Ernie leaves his travel pack in your loo swoop and try it. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 You need to try this revelation When Ernie leaves his travel pack in your loo swoop and try it. Trust me. I've tried it. It's not for me, so I put it back in the packet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Moisturising skin is pointless with a poor diet and worst of all, smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Give over, it's proper monly to admit to moisturising.Who said I didn't moisturise? If using chaffing cream is moisturising then I'm a moisture riser. Edited July 23, 2013 by tomski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Moisturising skin is pointless with a poor diet and worst of all, smoking Is it? Shirley that's like saying there's no point doing excercise if you've been to Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Who said I didn't moisturise? Smearing man-fat over your face during gay pile ons can't really be classed as moisturising Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 You need to try this revelation When Ernie leaves his travel pack in your loo swoop and try it. Trust me. Ernie is going to buy him a pack and leave it there this evening. Hopefully it'll get rid of the skidders in his onesie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Smearing man-fat over your face during gay pile ons can't really be classed as moisturisingPerhaps I'm not a moisturiser then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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