leigh white Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 " At work all they do is talk about shagging and at home all they do is talk about work." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 24, 2014 Members Share Posted July 24, 2014 "Always remember son, if a bloke looks stupid, there's a fucking good chance that he is". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankietheman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 He who sips the Summers dew must eat the Winters frost  It isn't the man who has the most who gives the most away it isn't the man who knows the most who has the most to say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Stop acting the rubber pig I will wipe that smile across your face Never trust a fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Stop acting the rubber pig  Stop acting the goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Never trust a arab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Never trust a pikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Never trust anyone that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 You should of been shot into the end of a johnny bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Are you going to the reebok Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 We'll easily beat these men... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Your bags are included in the price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 While we were having a piss in the pub bogs, a drunk bloke once said to me. Â "Aaggghhh. Go home now, get a blow job of the wife.......... Wash last nights fanny off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted July 25, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted July 25, 2014 "I have never once in my life seen a fanatic with a sense of humour" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 25, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted July 25, 2014 "You don't fatten a pig by weighing it."  In other words; it's time to stop analysing the job, and get it fucking done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 "You won't catch me with me trousers" Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgYnPZ0nZg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 There's nowt queerer than folk.. Â Never a lender or borrower be.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Keep out of the black and into the red nothing in this game for two in a bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 A bit of what you fancy does you Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maaarsh Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 More X than soft Mick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Never trust a man with facial hair or wears a hat. (My uncle Robert) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I like my boiled ham raw (my Grandad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 He couldn't catch a pig in a Ginnel (?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 You can talk to a man with a wooden leg but you cant talk to a man with a wooden head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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