Breightmet Boy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 The dogs doodah's in these conditions after a drive into work, Golden Syrup flavoured being my favourite. If your not regular emptying your Gary this should sort that little problem out, feels like I've been raped by Ron Jeremy some mornings, but it's healthy to keep your Peter Powell moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I have two of the big bowl sachets every morning before I go to work. By the time I get there it's time to go back home for a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 The 2Min being the time you've got to get to the shitter ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 The 2Min being the time you've got to get to the shitter ? I like it to conga it's way down and push yesterday's grub into the departure lounge for despatch, just seeing how long I can go time wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 25, 2014 Moderators Share Posted December 25, 2014 You might as well eat a couple of spoonfuls of sugar, utter fucking shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 You might as well eat a couple of spoonfuls of sugar, utter fucking shite. It's lovely, and it makes the brew room smell bang-on too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankietheman Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Poxy little portions, can't understand why anyone prefers that shite over proper oats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Poxy little portions, can't understand why anyone prefers that shite over proper oats. Keeps me going till the egg n bacon flour cake arrives about ten-ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Barms. They're egg 'n' bacon barms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 The dogs doodah's in these conditions after a drive into work, Golden Syrup flavoured being my favourite. If your not regular emptying your Gary this should sort that little problem out, feels like I've been raped by Ron Jeremy some mornings, but it's healthy to keep your Peter Powell moving. You're not wrong BB. Spankin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Hark at the Food snobs They are beltin pal, quick n easy and my son loves one on cold morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I likes em. Find I don't need to snack before lunch when I've had them for brekkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Always flour cakes when I were growin up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 You might as well eat a couple of spoonfuls of sugar, utter fucking shite. 76% oats, rest being sugar, flavouring and salt. A big con, as usual with most breakfast cereal. How about oats and sweeten yourself with some honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Which is why I stick with the standard oats. Filling as fook. Sometimes stick s banana in if I'm feeling adventurous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 25, 2014 Moderators Share Posted December 25, 2014 Oats are about a quid a kg, add a couple of drops of maple flavour, sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Takes 2 mins to do a bowl of proper porridge, add your own honey, banana, cinnamon, raisins or loads of sugar to suits. I'm far from a food snob, but can't see why you'd get the sachets over buying a big bag of oats, it's a bit like a frozen microwave jacket spud....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Aye coz making a bowl of porridge from scratch in the office brew room is a piece of cake. Not keen on the tubs made with water but the pouches with milk are a quick tasty breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 28, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2014 Hark at the Food snobs They are beltin pal, quick n easy and my son loves one on cold morning. Its not often I eat it because it is pretty fucking shit. But, you can't call people food snobs for something contains 2 ingredients surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Its not often I eat it because it is pretty fucking shit. But, you can't call people food snobs for something contains 2 ingredients surely. Tbf, porridge is considered a bit of a delicacy by scousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 The packets are exactly the same as normal oats, just less coarsely ground. I buy the original ones and just add milk and raisins. If you're going to cook oats from scratch they take at least 5 minutes once the milk's boiled, plus you've got to stand there stiring it and still wait for half an hour after till it's cool enough to eat. Mind you, you can use that time to scrape all the porridge and burnt milk off the pan you've just been using! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 This is the kind of day I wish I liked porridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 The packets are exactly the same as normal oats, just less coarsely ground. I buy the original ones and just add milk and raisins. If you're going to cook oats from scratch they take at least 5 minutes once the milk's boiled, plus you've got to stand there stiring it and still wait for half an hour after till it's cool enough to eat. Mind you, you can use that time to scrape all the porridge and burnt milk off the pan you've just been using! Kent try this: 40g of Asda smart price porridge in a two litre pyrex or plastic jug. Add 220ml of cold water (or milk if your a puff) Microwave full power for 2.5 mins then another 2 mins on 1/3 power. £0.03 per serving. Worked for me this last 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Kent try this: 40g of Asda smart price porridge in a two litre pyrex or plastic jug. Add 220ml of cold water (or milk if your a puff) Microwave full power for 2.5 mins then another 2 mins on 1/3 power. £0.03 per serving. Worked for me this last 5 years. I might give that a go - although I don't like all this waiting around for the first 2 1/2 minutes before I get to have a shower during the cooling process! And I'm definitely a milk puff :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 28, 2014 Moderators Share Posted December 28, 2014 Aye coz making a bowl of porridge from scratch in the office brew room is a piece of cake. Not keen on the tubs made with water but the pouches with milk are a quick tasty breakfast. Bowl, oats, milk, microwave. Hardly Heston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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