Donald Dead Cat On Is Head Trump

[tyldesley_white]

2 hours ago, Bertie said:

Thinking about it, you’ve got to hand it to the person who forged Trump’s signature 22 years ago, in Epstein’s birthday book, with the knowledge that this would be published in 22 years time when Trumpy would be POTUS.  Really clever foresight. That’s whats happened hasn’t it?

Any alternative suggestions from the Trumpettes?

Trumps off the hook, according to Mike Johnson the reason he cozied up to Epstein was that Trump was an informant for the FBI, glad thats been sorted out. Tomorrow Im excepting Pam Bondi to tell use that they is no list, because the dog as eat it

[bolty58]

6 hours ago, tyldesley_white said:

Trumps off the hook, according to Mike Johnson the reason he cozied up to Epstein was that Trump was an informant for the FBI, glad thats been sorted out. Tomorrow Im excepting Pam Bondi to tell use that they is no list, because the dog as eat it

By tomorrow, I'm hoping to have deciphered that last sentence.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

9 hours ago, Sweep said:

He 100% looks like one, so I'd not be surprised. He's a gayer as well I think, so prob only nonced boys. 

I think he looks like a vampire.

 

[Spider]

3 hours ago, bolty58 said:

By tomorrow, I'm hoping to have deciphered that last sentence.

Roughly translated, Trump is a dirty nonce and his apologists are too.

[kent_white]

It's pretty much put up or shut up now for Donald isn't it? He doesn't seem able to control what Israel do and Russia are blatantly making incursions into NATO airspace a week after Trump rolled out the red carpet for Putin. 

All bias aside - I think he's looking incredibly weak at the moment internationally, and he's also under fire domestically. 

He's either goig to have to do something big, or crumble. And I've genuinely no idea which way he's going to go......

[Spider]

7 hours ago, kent_white said:

It's pretty much put up or shut up now for Donald isn't it? He doesn't seem able to control what Israel do and Russia are blatantly making incursions into NATO airspace a week after Trump rolled out the red carpet for Putin. 

All bias aside - I think he's looking incredibly weak at the moment internationally, and he's also under fire domestically. 

He's either goig to have to do something big, or crumble. And I've genuinely no idea which way he's going to go......

He’s dogshit and he would rather be watching old videos of him and epstein fiddling with minors.

Edited September 11, 2025 by Spider

[Tonge moor green jacket]

7 hours ago, kent_white said:

It's pretty much put up or shut up now for Donald isn't it? He doesn't seem able to control what Israel do and Russia are blatantly making incursions into NATO airspace a week after Trump rolled out the red carpet for Putin. 

All bias aside - I think he's looking incredibly weak at the moment internationally, and he's also under fire domestically. 

He's either goig to have to do something big, or crumble. And I've genuinely no idea which way he's going to go......

I think you're right.

The Israel situation; I heard they did inform the Americans about their Qatar strike, but too late for them to do anything. 

That said, I would imagine that fundamentally, the US wouldn't be opposed to the action. Its just a difficult situation with the Qataris being an intermediary, albeit one with questions to answer. 

That will annoy Trump, as it makes him appear less influential. 

The Russia situation: he tried the diplomatic route, with its bad optics, which would've been worth it had Putin changed tack.

As he hasn't, then Trump definitely has to be seen to be taking more decisive action.

The secondary sanctions, particularly on India, would massively deplete Russian income and weaken their war effort.

That said, it would also drive India further towards Russia, China and North Korea- we saw that get together just the other day. No doubt that will have left western leaders in a quandary and with increased concerns.

We recently signed a new agreement with India for example; how would our political leaders feel watching them cosying up to the new "axis of evil"?

[Not in Crawley]

7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I think you're right.

The Israel situation; I heard they did inform the Americans about their Qatar strike, but too late for them to do anything. 

That said, I would imagine that fundamentally, the US wouldn't be opposed to the action. Its just a difficult situation with the Qataris being an intermediary, albeit one with questions to answer. 

That will annoy Trump, as it makes him appear less influential. 

The Russia situation: he tried the diplomatic route, with its bad optics, which would've been worth it had Putin changed tack.

As he hasn't, then Trump definitely has to be seen to be taking more decisive action.

The secondary sanctions, particularly on India, would massively deplete Russian income and weaken their war effort.

That said, it would also drive India further towards Russia, China and North Korea- we saw that get together just the other day. No doubt that will have left western leaders in a quandary and with increased concerns.

We recently signed a new agreement with India for example; how would our political leaders feel watching them cosying up to the new "axis of evil"?

Bloody nora, do you actually think about this before you type?

[Cheese]

9 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I think you're right.

The Israel situation; I heard they did inform the Americans about their Qatar strike, but too late for them to do anything. 

That said, I would imagine that fundamentally, the US wouldn't be opposed to the action. Its just a difficult situation with the Qataris being an intermediary, albeit one with questions to answer. 

That will annoy Trump, as it makes him appear less influential. 

The Russia situation: he tried the diplomatic route, with its bad optics, which would've been worth it had Putin changed tack.

As he hasn't, then Trump definitely has to be seen to be taking more decisive action.

The secondary sanctions, particularly on India, would massively deplete Russian income and weaken their war effort.

That said, it would also drive India further towards Russia, China and North Korea- we saw that get together just the other day. No doubt that will have left western leaders in a quandary and with increased concerns.

We recently signed a new agreement with India for example; how would our political leaders feel watching them cosying up to the new "axis of evil"?

Qatar is an ally to both the US and UK.

[Bertie]

Wednesday night Channel 4. Nice one. 👏👏. Could broadcast for a week and still not cover all his porkies.

Trump v The Truth is described as an “unbroken catalogue of over 100 falsehoods, distortions and inaccuracies uttered or written by the US President since taking office in January.” Running over several hours, these statements will be punctuated by brief text-based fact-checks, which Channel 4 said will “offer viewers the truth behind the tweets, speeches and soundbites.”

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/channel-4-marking-donald-trump-100004256.html

[bolty58]

 

The razzamatazz arrives tomorrow.

I hope there are loads of unwashed shites fainting with breathlessness trying to inflate orange DT dirigibles.

I hope they will be water cannoned and.........you know the rest.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

They'll blow away in this wind.

[bolty58]

5 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

They'll blow away in this wind.

The great unwashed you mean? What a bonus that would be on top of the Alphabet investment announcement.

Another Brexit bonus.

[Bertie]

On the upside looks like some significant trade deals are going to be announced over the next few days.  Much needed for jobs and economy. Sticks in the throat having to suck up to Trumpy to do this but needs must.  I guess Mandelson would also have played a big part getting these lined up.

Does feel a very “light” state visit - unsurprisingly being kept completely away from the UK public.

Edited September 16, 2025 by Bertie

[Spider]

I wonder if Trump will ask about Mandelson today.

 

[Sweep]

2 hours ago, Bertie said:

On the upside looks like some significant trade deals are going to be announced over the next few days.  Much needed for jobs and economy. Sticks in the throat having to suck up to Trumpy to do this but needs must.  I guess Mandelson would also have played a big part getting these lined up.

Does feel a very “light” state visit - unsurprisingly being kept completely away from the UK public.

Said on the news earlier, that they're having to keep him totally away from the public this time around, he won't be see in public at all. Although, there was also some dick on saying they were going down to Windsor to protest anyway

[Sweep]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

I wonder if Trump will ask about Mandelson today.

 

He'll be hoping that Mandelson hasn't spilled the beans to Starmer, about Trump fucking kids at those parties.

"Sir Kier, if you can make sure it doesn't get out that I like to fuck kids, even though my supporters would still love me anyway, I'll give you a great trade deal"

[Spider]

8 minutes ago, Sweep said:

He'll be hoping that Mandelson hasn't spilled the beans to Starmer, about Trump fucking kids at those parties.

"Sir Kier, if you can make sure it doesn't get out that I like to fuck kids, even though my supporters would still love me anyway, I'll give you a great trade deal"

Master stroke from Sir Keir to get rid of Mandelson a few days before this visit.

Keep Trumpy in his pocket.

Playing him like a fiddle 🙂

[bolty58]

11 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Said on the news earlier, that they're having to keep him totally away from the public this time around, he won't be see in public at all. Although, there was also some dick on saying they were going down to Windsor to protest anyway

Don't talk about London Wanderer that way.

Please let's try to keep it civil on here.

[bolty58]

10 minutes ago, Sweep said:

He'll be hoping that Mandelson hasn't spilled the beans to Starmer, about Trump fucking kids at those parties.

"Sir Kier, if you can make sure it doesn't get out that I like to fuck kids, even though my supporters would still love me anyway, I'll give you a great trade deal"

He'll be sorting out the New York Times for such libel soon.

All the straws being clutched at will melt away just as all the shite thrown at him by the Democrat weaponised judiciary did. Yes, yes - we know one didn't but that conviction helped get him re-elected.

Keep throwing the shit hoping some will stick. It's like a turbo boost.

[Spider]

The Bolty bingo card going strong today

* Weaponised judiciary *  making it's regular appearance.

We'll probably get an airing from water cannons later.

Edited September 16, 2025 by Spider

[bolty58]

Can spiders inflate large orange balloons? 

No idea what our resident orange one has posted but I can guess.

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Can spiders inflate large orange balloons? 

No idea what our resident orange one has posted but I can guess.

Another Irony-o-meter has just exploded.

Try taking people off ignore if you want to know what;s been said you top hat

[boltonboris]

Have we all seen the clip of the reporter asking him about how he's feeling about Charlie Kirk 24hrs after the AI press conference...

"Yeah I'm doing great, do you see all these trucks? These trucks are delivering materials for the new ballroom, it;s going to be beautiful. The best ballroom. I'm great, this was my idea. Me. Me. Me"

He genuinely could not give a flying fuck. It was like he'd actually forgotten

[boltonboris]

I do think he's ill though. He reminds me now, of how Biden was in his last year in office. Forgetful, incoherent and just all over the show.