Politics

[Spider]

6 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

I’m fucking gorgeous me. 
 

Think poor man’s (on free school meals) Clooney.

I’m lovely as well, but have just been the victim of a harrowing and frankly untrue personal attack.

All because I think posting about politics in a thread called politics means the post is likely to be political.

Breathtaking savagery. I haven’t called anyone fat, old or bald and nor would I on a politics thread about politics.

Edited August 29, 2023 by Spider

[Nowack]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

I haven’t called anyone fat, old or bald and nor would I on a politics thread about politics.

We need a fat, old baldy thread. 

[Spider]

9 minutes ago, Nowack said:

We need a fat, old baldy thread. 

Most of them are

[Farrelli]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66642878
 

There were some that said we would have stronger environmental laws post brexit.  Another crock. 

[DirtySanchez]

1 hour ago, Farrelli said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66642878
 

There were some that said we would have stronger environmental laws post brexit.  Another crock. 

Yeah that'll will really get housebuilders to stop controlling the market and get building houses

Edited August 29, 2023 by DirtySanchez

[Gonk]

Regardng subsidised bars - it wouldn't surprise me if money spent in there was claimed back on subsistence expenses

[tomski]

1 hour ago, Farrelli said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66642878
 

There were some that said we would have stronger environmental laws post brexit.  Another crock. 

Wow. Who is possibly voting to do that unless they are getting a little something something ?

new build ✅

More poo floating about ✅

pretend it’s a benefit only possible by Brexit ✅

Only thing I can’t work out is if it’s Kier Starmers fault ❌

[Winchester White]

11 minutes ago, tomski said:

Wow. Who is possibly voting to do that unless they are getting a little something something ?

new build ✅

More poo floating about ✅

pretend it’s a benefit only possible by Brexit ✅

Only thing I can’t work out is if it’s Kier Starmers fault ❌

Just read that 3 of the top 5 shit filled beaches are Blackpool North, Central and South. Lytham's two make the top 10 also so half of the worst turd ridden beaches in the country are in Lancs. Yey!

Seriously though, how and why are our seas and rivers so awash with sewage all of a sudden? 

[Not in Crawley]

3 hours ago, Spider said:

Most of them are

Woah, just spent 30 quid today getting my lovely locks teased and trimmed.

Never go bald.

[London Wanderer]

7 hours ago, Zulu said:

Oh, and that little ginger twat who’ll be jumping in any minute now. 

 

7 hours ago, Zulu said:

Spot on Ginge! 👍

Are you okay Iove?

 You seem to be having a bit of a mare 

[DirtySanchez]

32 minutes ago, Gonk said:

Regardng subsidised bars - it wouldn't surprise me if money spent in there was claimed back on subsistence expenses

My local Tory MP claims his traffic fines on expenses 

https://www.thecomet.net/news/23553407.hitchin-harpenden-bim-afolami-mp-claimed-fines-expenses/

[tomski]

33 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Just read that 3 of the top 5 shit filled beaches are Blackpool North, Central and South. Lytham's two make the top 10 also so half of the worst turd ridden beaches in the country are in Lancs. Yey!

Seriously though, how and why are our seas and rivers so awash with sewage all of a sudden? 

Turd laden seas in Blackpool you say? Looks like we have a visionary among us @bolty58😂

I appreciate turd laden seas are not actually that funny

[tomski]

17 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

My local Tory MP claims his traffic fines on expenses 

https://www.thecomet.net/news/23553407.hitchin-harpenden-bim-afolami-mp-claimed-fines-expenses/

😂 biggest scroungers going.

[MickyD]

Didn’t North West Water spend millions of pounds and years of construction sorting out the spilling of sewage into the North Sea along the Fylde Coast?

[Spider]

When your MP’s are voting for it to be allowed, there’s not much hope of things improving.

[mickbrown]

Wonder how many of the government’s mates went long on house builders. 
 

https://x.com/feargal_sharkey/status/1696511684414718187?s=46

[Casino]

13 hours ago, MickyD said:

Didn’t North West Water spend millions of pounds and years of construction sorting out the spilling of sewage into the North Sea along the Fylde Coast?

speaking of them and the area

 

if one thing says its all fucked, its this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-66521831

so, they over extract and 'sell' (and this is from memory as its not in the article) 68 million quids worth of water

and get fined 800k and make a voluntary payment of 3 million

 

so, they profited by 64 million

fucked, fucked, fucked

[Casino]

5 hours ago, Spider said:

When your MP’s are voting for it to be allowed, there’s not much hope of things improving.

one of our resident 3 stooges must have his knickers proper in a twist this morning, cos he will be fuming about this

he can only go down the whatabout route

[Spider]

1 hour ago, Casino said:

one of our resident 3 stooges must have his knickers proper in a twist this morning, cos he will be fuming about this

he can only go down the whatabout route

Chris Green could walk round Horwich and Westhoughton throwing handfuls of dogshit at shop windows and he’d still have folk voting for him because he’s got a blue rosette on.

Hes largely anonymous 99% of the time anyway, just goes on Facebook a lot near election time to remind his followers that he’s there.

He goes to parliament a fair bit, but you can’t blame him for hiding from constituents given the lamentable shitshow his recent bosses have presided over.

[Casino]

We are not having a statutory inquiry, it needs to be quick

2 weeks later.....

[Spider]

Grant Shapps just looks like a divorcee who cries himself to sleep every night with a picture of his ex wife on the pillow.

The Downing Street barrel scraping goes on

[Winchester White]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Grant Shapps just looks like a divorcee who cries himself to sleep every night with a picture of his ex wife on the pillow.

The Downing Street barrel scraping goes on

What was the reason for Wallace to step down, I thought he was committed to that role?

[Spider]

16 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

What was the reason for Wallace to step down, I thought he was committed to that role?

Wanted the NATO job but didn’t get it, and probably doesn’t want to be part of the bloodbath of the next election. 
 

 

[gonzo]

34 minutes ago, Spider said:

Wanted the NATO job but didn’t get it, and probably doesn’t want to be part of the bloodbath of the next election. 
 

 

Was my MP. I liked him.

Seemed a decent mon and a far cry from the rest of his party.

[frank_spencer]

4 hours ago, gonzo said:

Seemed a decent mon and a far cry from the rest of his party.

Explains why he left.