Has the “Peter Kay rumour” thread been removed?

 

Apparently it’s his funeral tomorrow

Why is "wrecking ball" so funny?

Car share finale.

 

Brilliant!

 

Favorite bits for me:

 

Manchester City over the ot sign

The Gary Barlow bit

Secret nuclear bunker sign

Secret nuclear bit is real and open to the public. There are a few - one in Cheshire, another in York and another in Essex.

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I get tribute bands 

But tribute comedians? 

Fuck that 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Zico said:

I get tribute bands 

But tribute comedians? 

Fuck that 

 

 

Awful 

18 minutes ago, Zico said:

I get tribute bands 

But tribute comedians? 

Fuck that 

 

 

No thanks 

You are either funny or you're not funny.

If you have to pretend to be someone else you are not funny.

The critics on here would rip you a brand new arse hole.

4 minutes ago, leigh white said:

The critics on here would rip you a brand new arse hole.

I meant if you had to pretend to be Peter Kay to be funny

Never mind

52 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I meant if you had to pretend to be Peter Kay to be funny

Never mind

It was intended to be a slight on that bozo who was mimicking Peter Kay.

Well there is a gap in the market since his tragic death 3 years ago.

Hideous

What accent was that?

So telling a few shit jokes then immediately saying something in a shit Bolton accent makes him a Peter Kay tribute act? 
 

I can see a Cease & Desist letter from Peter Kay’s solicitor being drafted some time soon.

firebird dark bit of the day

vehicle partcipate

the pat key material

 

Alan Turing, we need your help.

8 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Alan Turing, we need your help.

onion flavored wheatflour based foodstaple

Not a clue 

"bootleg" peter kay bits. 

onion flavored wheatflour based food staple = garlic bread

vehicle participate = car share

etc. 

. 

2 hours ago, MickyD said:

So telling a few shit jokes then immediately saying something in a shit Bolton accent makes him a Peter Kay tribute act? 
 

I can see a Cease & Desist letter from Peter Kay’s solicitor being drafted some time soon.

..and

"cresta lemonade in a oversized container wont fit in the cupboard"

"i ordered my holiday over the internet and went"

"live from the highest floor of the tallest building in southport"

etc

 

He’s not even changed Peter Kay’s act.

I want to staple the vicar

Making love in a femidom 

Thing is, the guy is obviously capable of the hard part; standing on stage delivering one-liners. He doesn’t need to swipe material in such an obvious way.

i never get the "experience" bit of the names of this kinda crap.. 

jimmy hendrix was in the jimmy hendrix experience. 

 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, e2e4 said:

"bootleg" peter kay bits. 

onion flavored wheatflour based food staple = garlic bread

vehicle participate = car share

etc. 

Why fuck about and be cryptic all the time then? Just say what you mean instead of trying to be "clever" if that's what you're doing

And in any case, onion flavour? Garlic? 

2 minutes ago, MickyD said:

And in any case, onion flavour? Garlic? 

Opened a tin of Mango's this morning for breakfast and they had a taste of garlic.