Has the “Peter Kay rumour” thread been removed?

 

Apparently it’s his funeral tomorrow

Mango bread? MANgo Bread?

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

Why fuck about and be cryptic all the time then? Just say what you mean instead of trying to be "clever" if that's what you're doing

the post directly above mine was about copyright infringement and solicitors..  so felt ,kind of, that it was slightly redundant to quote it. 

if folk dont know garlic is an onion , then can see why it got lost. 

heres a similar joke about how dreamworks copies pixar. 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=55hjRyvEbhw 

but i only just found the video. 

im not trying to be big brained or owt im just makin' jokes. 

ripping him off wholesale means he might have to do what i was attempting and "generify" ( genericize?) the jokes so he doesnt get sued like the OP says. 

 

 

Edited May 23, 20215 yr by e2e4
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Firebird and the phoenix are two distinct cultural phenomenon, I think.

Firebird made some right stinkers, 'Mad Nurse' being one.

The first game I ever personally bought (rather than machine-bundled or gifts) was 'Parabola' by Firebird...

It was rock hard.

I've also seen The Firebird, twice (in a double with Petrushka).

I'm dead cultured, me.

Edited May 23, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Firebird and the phoenix are two distinct cultural phenomenon, I think.

Firebird made some right stinkers, 'Mad Nurse' being one.

The first game I ever personally bought (rather than machine-bundled or gifts) was 'Parabola' by Firebird...

It was rock hard.

I've also seen The Firebird, twice.

yeah maybe they are two destinct things . i would assume ones from the bible or summat and the others norse or summat. 

the wild bunch was a firebird game , iirc, but it was more like the oregan trail and OK Corral thing , than the wild bunch film .. from what i remember.

 

Edited May 23, 20215 yr by e2e4
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45 minutes ago, e2e4 said:

 

if folk dont know garlic is an onion , then can see why it got lost. 

Allium genus contains both garlic and onion. That doesn’t make either interchangeable with the other.

e2e4 and youri in a debate

My brain just melted

i know , but, was just trying to 'uncopyright' jokes in a stupid way. 

didnt think i had to be carl linnaeus (spelling?) or owt. 

 

21 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

e2e4 and youri in a debate

My brain just melted

I was just sat here imagining Youri reading e2e4s posts, scratching his head & thinking 'WTF is this mentalist on about?!!!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

6 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I was just sat here imagining Youri reading e2e4s posts, scratching his head & thinking 'WTF is this mentalist on about?!!!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think e2e4 is Youris alter ego when he's blacked out pissed and starts spouting incoherent shit. 

It makes sense when you call him out on it and he explains what he's on about! 🤣 

Either way I love this site for these very reasons. So many characters! 

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

I think e2e4 is Youris alter ego when he's blacked out pissed and starts spouting incoherent shit. 

It makes sense when you call him out on it and he explains what he's on about! 🤣 

Either way I love this site for these very reasons. So many characters! 

I stopped reading e2e4s posts many moons ago due to the fact not one ever made any sense to me, I just scroll past now. 😁

5 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Either way I love this site for these very reasons. So many characters! 

 

2 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I stopped reading e2e4s posts many moons ago due to the fact not one ever made any sense to me, I just scroll past now. 😁

I love reading all that stuff and I’m with stevieb. e2e4 is a great character. Trying to decipher some of his posts is brilliant. We could have boring fuckers papping on about attendances, programme sales and the colour of the seats. Oh hang on….

btw RONNIE I get the smiley face 

14 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

 

I love reading all that stuff and I’m with stevieb. e2e4 is a great character. Trying to decipher some of his posts is brilliant. We could have boring fuckers papping on about attendances, programme sales and the colour of the seats. Oh hang on….

btw RONNIE I get the smiley face 

I'd take e2e4 making absolutely no sense to the common man than the minutiae of the clubs financial irregularities being discussed at length ever again. 

32 minutes ago, stevieb said:

I'd take e2e4 making absolutely no sense to the common man than the minutiae of the clubs financial irregularities being discussed at length ever again. 

I hear you brother! The bugger has just left a perfectly decipherable post on another thread to spite me. 😂

13 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I hear you brother! The bugger has just left a perfectly decipherable post on another thread to spite me. 😂

😀😀😀

I was reading a few weeks ago Peter Kay had done a couple of 'secret gigs' with the possibility of a tour next year.

Going to see him live tomorrow when he is performing in aid of The Lily Foundation. It's an audience of around 140 people.

Good to see he is back doing what he hopefully does best. No doubt he has lots of new material, but he hasn't done stand up for over 10 years so I'm sure he'll be looking to make sure he has still got it before trying to sell out Arenas again.

 

Edited November 6, 20223 yr by farnworth white

10 minutes ago, farnworth white said:

I was reading a few weeks ago Peter Kay had done a couple of 'secret gigs' with the possibility of a tour next year.

Going to see him live tomorrow when he is performing in aid of The Lily Foundation. It's an audience of around 140 people.

Good to see he is back doing what he hopefully does best. No doubt he has lots of new material, but he hasn't done stand up for over 10 years so I'm sure he'll be looking to make sure he has still got it before trying to sell out Arenas again.

 

He could stick 50 dates up at the arena tomorrow and they'd all sell out instantly. 

Hope he's well.

30 minutes ago, farnworth white said:

I was reading a few weeks ago Peter Kay had done a couple of 'secret gigs' with the possibility of a tour next year.

Going to see him live tomorrow when he is performing in aid of The Lily Foundation. It's an audience of around 140 people.

Good to see he is back doing what he hopefully does best. No doubt he has lots of new material, but he hasn't done stand up for over 10 years so I'm sure he'll be looking to make sure he has still got it before trying to sell out Arenas again.

 

I went to one of the "secret gigs" at the Lowry, throughly enjoyed it.

Is it really over 10 years since hecancelled that tour?

Bloody hell.

It's good to hear he's making his way back.

9 minutes ago, glennboltw said:

I went to one of the "secret gigs" at the Lowry, throughly enjoyed it.

Did you buy a ticket knowing who you were seeing or is it pot luck? Not anything I’d heard of before until I read it online a couple of weeks ago.

15 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said:

Did you buy a ticket knowing who you were seeing or is it pot luck? Not anything I’d heard of before until I read it online a couple of weeks ago.

I got sent an email from Gigs and tours, stating as a valued customer I had the chance to buy tickets for the gig at the lowry the night after.

29 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Is it really over 10 years since hecancelled that tour?

Bloody hell.

It's good to hear he's making his way back.

It was January 2012 when his last tour finished and December 2017 when he cancelled his 2018 tour.

30 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Is it really over 10 years since hecancelled that tour?

Bloody hell.

It's good to hear he's making his way back.

About 5 years isnt it ?

 

12 minutes ago, glennboltw said:

I got sent an email from Gigs and tours, stating as a valued customer I had the chance to buy tickets for the gig at the lowry the night after.

Same here with the email from Gigs and Tours. Received the email on Friday for the performance tomorrow night.

1 hour ago, farnworth white said:

I was reading a few weeks ago Peter Kay had done a couple of 'secret gigs' with the possibility of a tour next year.

Going to see him live tomorrow when he is performing in aid of The Lily Foundation. It's an audience of around 140 people.

Good to see he is back doing what he hopefully does best. No doubt he has lots of new material, but he hasn't done stand up for over 10 years so I'm sure he'll be looking to make sure he has still got it before trying to sell out Arenas again.

 

Thx for the 2 tickets I’ll see you tomorrow. 👍

1 hour ago, L/H White said:

He could stick 50 dates up at the arena tomorrow and they'd all sell out instantly. 

Hope he's well.

I see what you did there