Site Supporter Winchester White Posted June 23, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2018 How the hell does it all work? This week I met up with an old mate, he is a big ugly bruiser of a bloke. He showed me a picture of his family; him with his missus and his two kids. Now, his wife is a very pretty woman and his lad is handsome who will get plenty in his teens. But his daughter is like a mini-me of her dad, an absolute brick with the same facial features and she's only 9 years old. Is it just pot luck or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 23, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2018 Depends on who the father is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Mad when it spans further. My youngest is a ringer for my dad. He’d have been 69 when he was conceived so there’s no chance before any funny cunt says owt Wonder how far it goes through the family tree? Was there some 6ft 4 tanned, muscle bound window washer wandering round notlob in the 1820’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 6ft 4 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 23, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2018 Cock length? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowack Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 “Was there some 6ft 4 tanned, muscle bound window washer wandering round breightmet in 1970s?” My dad after a fortnight in Fuengirola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 23, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2018 My mum is an absolute dead ringer for Paul McCartney Figure that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 My mum is an absolute dead ringer for Paul McCartney Figure that out I thought Mick Hucknall would have been more likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 How the hell does it all work? This week I met up with an old mate, he is a big ugly bruiser of a bloke. He showed me a picture of his family; him with his missus and his two kids. Now, his wife is a very pretty woman HBAHT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 24, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2018 I'm six three as is my younger brother. Nobody else in the family is over five eight. But I'm slowly turning into my dad and the family resemblance is there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 My mum is an absolute dead ringer for Paul McCartney Figure that out Which Paul McCartney the first or second one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 24, 2018 Moderators Share Posted June 24, 2018 I thought Mick Hucknall would have been more likely. He used to own Pearsons off licence in Horwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 I'm six three as is my younger brother. Nobody else in the family is over five eight. But I'm slowly turning into my dad and the family resemblance is there.. Always thought your dad was a bit scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted June 24, 2018 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2018 HBAHT? Massive, she is a size 6 or 8 at most with what are without doubt D cups that have seen the fettling of a surgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 24, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2018 Always thought your dad was a bit scary Might have been the tache curly hair combo.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) Might have been the tache curly hair combo.. Ha ha that's the one Mind you, my Dad used to sport a massive soup strainer the Magnum PI wannabe Edited June 24, 2018 by madthatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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