Holidays

[Boby Brno]

Boris is a camper.

For anyone wondering where he was/is.

[Boby Brno]

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

They used to accuse you of camping?

Only when I used the word darling.

[Leyther_Matt]

56 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Boris is a camper.

For anyone wondering where he was/is.

With a Grimsby Town hat on, apparently 

[bolty58]

1 hour ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

You and mick brown should share a room 

FFS, just imagine the love child.

[mickbrown]

4 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

FFS, just imagine the love child.

Bet you do too duckie......

[Steejay]

 Fuck camping.

I’ve moved on since I was in the cubs.

[mickbrown]

1 hour ago, Boby Brno said:

Only when I used the word darling.

Very good. For you 😀

[Casino]

4 hours ago, victor meldrew said:

what is attractive about trying to sleep in a tent?

damp ,daylight at 5am in the summer ,rain, cold, insects.

anything else i've missed ?

shitting in a bucket

i'll stick with hotels , thank you.

One word

Cruises

[radcliffe white]

Seems to be the old goats knocking camping 

It’s come on these days you can get air beds so no danger of backs seizing up😀

[Biggish Dave]

10 hours ago, Steejay said:

 Fuck camping.

I’ve moved on since I was in the cubs.

Each to their own but I’m with you on that.

If I had kids, would be different - simple pleasures that I enjoyed as a nipper. I now enjoy comfort, shower when I want, good grub and a decent amount of beer to wash it down with without having to trek through mud and fields to get it

Edited August 22, 2020 by Biggish Dave

[Traf]

12 hours ago, Boby Brno said:

Boris is a camper.

For anyone wondering where he was/is.

1978 : The Winter of Discontent

2020 : The Summer of this cunt's tent.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

2 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Seems to be the old goats knocking camping 

It’s come on these days you can get air beds so no danger of backs seizing up😀

Haha. Air bed finished camping off for me.

Got a sudden back spasm whilst on the crapper. Absolute agony. Took about 10 minutes to hobble back to the tent.

Saw a local gp who identified it as a spasm and asked if I was camping and on an air bed.

Got the caravan  after.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I get leg/calf spasms on an air bed, horrible. Alright for a couple of nights camping, but over a long period they can can get uncomfortable.

I bought these elf-inflatable Mat's that pump up about 2 inches, miles better, they roll up and are easy to pack.

Camping is full of stuff like that now, bowls, buckets that go flat that are easy to pack and very space saving. 

Do you take your own elf, or rent them at the site?

[Traf]

He is an elf.

[SatanGreavsie]

16 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Shed, tent, surely there isn't much in it 

yeh, but the last camping holiday he went on he took the Shed along, as it deserved a break. Didn't end well. As you can see, by the 2nd week they weren't talking to each other...

[Traf]

[MancWanderer]

Did three and a half weeks trekking around Europe on trains and campsites twice when I was 16 and 17 organised via school

Loved it. Brilliant way to see Europe back in the day. Even got behind the Iron Curtain into the old Czechoslovakia

Balls to that now. If I'm on holiday, I'm on holiday. That means that somebody else makes my food, serves me drinks, makes my bed for me, cleans my room and acts as my fluffer if needs be

[Biggish Dave]

2 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

Did three and a half weeks trekking around Europe on trains and campsites twice when I was 16 and 17 organised via school

Loved it. Brilliant way to see Europe back in the day. Even got behind the Iron Curtain into the old Czechoslovakia

Balls to that now. If I'm on holiday, I'm on holiday. That means that somebody else makes my food, serves me drinks, makes my bed for me, cleans my room and acts as my fluffer if needs be

We did 2 weeks a few years ago on the rattler, it was brilliant. Rhine Valley, BadenBaden Konstanz, Vienna, Salzburg, Innsbruck, Interlaken and Geneva - but decent Hotels at the end of the journey. Highly recommend that type of holiday and will certainly do something similar again

[Not in Crawley]

Boris is in a wee bit of trouble with his wife apparently. Been dipping his little posh dingle dangle where he shouldn't. Again.

 

[Biggish Dave]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Boris is in a wee bit of trouble with his wife apparently. Been dipping his little posh dingle dangle where he shouldn't. Again.

 

Not being funny,  but he’s an ugly, scruffy cunt. If a lass threatens to drop anchor, if I were him, I would.

His Mrs ain’t an oil painting and he’s a buffoon

[Not in Crawley]

Not being funny, but you're not the prime minister. A PM who is supposed to be navigating the country through the worse pandemic since Spainsh Flu and subsequently the worst recession in living memory.

Dip your wick, as a posh scruffy dickhead, but not on my coin nor on my time.

[Biggish Dave]

I really don’t believe this pandemic is too bad anyway. 

Call me selfish and many people will but my folks are both still alive. Both 73, if they catch Covid and croak, fair enough, decent innings.

if I get it and croak - I’m well insured and seen most of what I’ve wanted to see

if the wife dies, yes I’ll be gutted beyond belief

We have no kids so only parents and wife count for me. I’m done with shielding. Bollocks to the experiment. I’m out of it. Selfish or not. Fuckit

[Biggish Dave]

Should have been in chinavirusthread

[mickbrown]

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Boris is in a wee bit of trouble with his wife apparently. Been dipping his little posh dingle dangle where he shouldn't. Again.

 

He ain’t married. 

[mickbrown]

Still an arse of a man though