Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Just been past Wetherspoons in Westhoughton it is fucking rammed with people. 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

What do pubs do with all the surplus ale?

My local doing takeouts only but with a 30% discount. Decent!

3 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Hardly a fair comparison when it's a complete global crisis.

4 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Hardly a fair comparison when it's a complete global crisis.

The Labour debt came from the 2008 global financial crisis 

Let’s face facts, it’s exactly the same thing, I’m fine with this debt and I was fine with it in 2008 as it’s the right thing to do 

18 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Governments have to make radical decisions and have to live with the consequences, so I fully understand why they’ve made the call they have, my view is it’s not going to be anywhere near as bad as they are planning for. 

 

Where's that Dunning-Kruger curve gone?

The Tories have turned socialist ! 

5 more years!

25 minutes ago, birch-chorley said:

WOW just WOW 

Incredible move 

The right move 

The economy was burning down, now it isn’t, fantastic effort 

God knows what this ‘Tory’ debt will look like once all this has been chalked up 

Don't forget we've got an extra £350m a week to spare

Went in a bar earlier to pick up some cans, the lad who owns it said he'd rather not but it's his livelihood, but if 100 People showed up tonight he'd feel a right cunt

5 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

The Tories have turned socialist ! 

The virus has turned our country socialist.

No other choice mind.

Interim socialist I hope!

McDonnell it’s not enough. If anyone was in any doubt about him..... what a cunt. 

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

McDonnell it’s not enough. If anyone was in any doubt about him..... what a cunt. 

Beat me to it. Revealing the inner joker.

10 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

The Tories have turned socialist ! 

It's great intit, never known a magic money tree like it

Just now, boltondiver said:

The virus has turned our country socialist.

No other choice mind.

Interim socialist I hope!

Hahaha. Only time will tell. 

On that note- I hope everyone on here is doing okay in these crazy times. I'm sure lots of us will be effected in may ways. We all have our differences but they can definitely be put on hold for now. I can't offer much. But as of Monday I will be working from home (for now) as the schools are closed. So if anyone is getting driven mad by their kids and their school hasn't given you much home learning then just PM me and I would be happy to send over some useful websites, ideas and resources. Pretty much all I can offer as I'm north of the border in Edinburgh. But anyone living up this way who is self-isolating and needs anything get in touch as well. 

Stay safe everyone and keep your two metres. Unless you see any cunts panic buying. 

No other option here, you either let the economy burn to the ground, looting in the streets etc 

Or bail the whole thing out 

It’s a confidence thing 

It’s the right move 

Now everyone start isolating so we can get through this 

Just now, London Wanderer said:

Hahaha. Only time will tell. 

On that note- I hope everyone on here is doing okay in these crazy times. I'm sure lots of us will be effected in may ways. We all have our differences but they can definitely be put on hold for now. I can't offer much. But as of Monday I will be working from home (for now) as the schools are closed. So if anyone is getting driven mad by their kids and their school hasn't given you much home learning then just PM me and I would be happy to send over some useful websites, ideas and resources. Pretty much all I can offer as I'm north of the border in Edinburgh. But anyone living up this way who is self-isolating and needs anything get in touch as well. 

Stay safe everyone and keep your two metres. Unless you see any cunts panic buying. 

Good lad

714 new cases today

21 minutes ago, birch-chorley said:

The Labour debt came from the 2008 global financial crisis 

Let’s face facts, it’s exactly the same thing, I’m fine with this debt and I was fine with it in 2008 as it’s the right thing to do 

Totally different scenario though I take your point.

1 minute ago, London Wanderer said:

Hahaha. Only time will tell. 

On that note- I hope everyone on here is doing okay in these crazy times. I'm sure lots of us will be effected in may ways. We all have our differences but they can definitely be put on hold for now. I can't offer much. But as of Monday I will be working from home (for now) as the schools are closed. So if anyone is getting driven mad by their kids and their school hasn't given you much home learning then just PM me and I would be happy to send over some useful websites, ideas and resources. Pretty much all I can offer as I'm north of the border in Edinburgh. But anyone living up this way who is self-isolating and needs anything get in touch as well. 

Stay safe everyone and keep your two metres. Unless you see any cunts panic buying. 

I’ll be in touch.

Theyve been out of school for 2 hours and I’m fucking done with them already.

4 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

Hahaha. Only time will tell. 

On that note- I hope everyone on here is doing okay in these crazy times. I'm sure lots of us will be effected in may ways. We all have our differences but they can definitely be put on hold for now. I can't offer much. But as of Monday I will be working from home (for now) as the schools are closed. So if anyone is getting driven mad by their kids and their school hasn't given you much home learning then just PM me and I would be happy to send over some useful websites, ideas and resources. Pretty much all I can offer as I'm north of the border in Edinburgh. But anyone living up this way who is self-isolating and needs anything get in touch as well. 

Stay safe everyone and keep your two metres. Unless you see any cunts panic buying. 

Shouldn’t you really be called Edinburgh Wanderer then?

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

The virus has turned our country socialist.

No other choice mind.

Interim socialist I hope!

Correct sir.

Labour would be taxing the loans at 95% by now 😂

 

In other news, a pub in Heapey/White Coppice is selling ale at half price tonight

 

Mounts is on his way as we speak 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

4 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Totally different scenario though I take your point.

End result is the same regardless of the cause. Stop arguing over semantics 

1 minute ago, Morizio said:

Shouldn’t you really be called Edinburgh Wanderer then?

Edinburgh/London, they're all the same!

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Correct sir.

Labour would be taxing the loans at 95% by now 😂

 

In other news, a pub in Heapey/White Coppice is selling ale at half price tonight

 

Mounts is on his way as we speak 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

I’m self isolating tonight only with a bottle of wine. 

Just now, boltondiver said:

Edinburgh/London, they're all the same!

Aye! The weegies are far easier to get on. Edinburgh and London folk the same. Up their own arses. 
 

 

 

💣

1 minute ago, Morizio said:

End result is the same regardless of the cause. Stop arguing over semantics 

Course the end result is the same, folk shouldn't come out with nonsense which only rightly needs correcting.