Coronavirus

[Escobarp]

25 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Haha, you use the words 'wee' and ''baw' far too often. Reading your posts is like reading an Irvine Welsh book.

12 and a half years now pal. Going to pick up some colloquialisms. 
 

wee ive said for ages and bawsack is for me a top tier name for someone. Just sounds good so that one went into the locker a good while back. 
 

use of cunt is the worst. Won’t go a conversation with my mates up here without it creeping in.  
 

Doesn’t go down to well the further down south you go as you can imagine but it’s harmless up here. Socially accepted 

[Rudy]

A term of endearment 

[Escobarp]

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

A term of endearment 

Can be.we have good cunts and bad cunts up here. You would be borderline 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Can be.we have good cunts and bad cunts up here. You would be borderline 

Coming from a Jock I’ll take it

[Escobarp]

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

Coming from a Jock I’ll take it

Less of this jock bollocks thank you very much 🙄

[Rudy]

8 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Can be.we have good cunts and bad cunts up here. You would be borderline 

Sorry Rab

[Escobarp]

6 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Sorry Rab

Just an abbreviation of Robert as you probably know

tam is better 

you ever watched still game? 

[Rudy]

Just now, Escobarp said:

Just an abbreviation of Robert as you probably know

tam is better 

you ever watched still game? 

I’ve not pal, I used to watch Rab C Nesbitt with my old man when I was a kid 

[Escobarp]

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I’ve not pal, I used to watch Rab C Nesbitt with my old man when I was a kid 

Well there’s your next tv series sorted. Hilarious give it a watch 

 

anyway back to things sombre and morbid and hand back the corona virus thread to the experts 

[peelyfeet]

34 minutes ago, TroySwoosh said:

Think I'll skip getting tested until they roll out the blood tests

 

I've had it before.its not that bad. Uncomfortable for a few seconds. Endoscopy is much worse.

[gonzo]

Had no idea we had gills like that in our faces. 

Reckon I’ve got about a quarter under those flaps. 

[jayjayoghani]

Testing for an STD, involves summat like that down your Japs eye.

So I'm told. 

[Marc505]

44 minutes ago, jayjayoghani said:

Testing for an STD, involves summat like that down your Japs eye.

So I'm told. 

It's not that far.

 

So I've heard.

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

9 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Just an abbreviation of Robert as you probably know

tam is better 

you ever watched still game? 

Load of pish 😂

[Guest]

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid#status-of-covid-19
 

HCID

[Guest]

For Casino and others with an open and inquisitive mind;

https://conservativewoman.co.uk/if-the-virus-is-so-bad-why-are-european-death-rates-down

[Tonge moor green jacket]

10 hours ago, L/H White said:

people are getting a bit weird now, I was having after work, running round a blind corner, woman pretty much jumped in the road to avoid me and covered here mouth, it was like she'd bumped into the yorkshire ripper 

Yep. Woman at the lodge whilst walking the dogs. Her dog was happily mooching. She suddenly grabbed it, struggled to put it on the lead whilst desperately trying to pull a scarf over her face. Then descended down the banking like Hilary trying to get away from an Everest like storm.

Wouldn't make eye contact, nor speak.

I could do no more than laugh.

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind but I was only walking along with my cock out!

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

13 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Yep. Woman at the lodge whilst walking the dogs. Her dog was happily mooching. She suddenly grabbed it, struggled to put it on the lead whilst desperately trying to pull a scarf over her face. Then descended down the banking like Hilary trying to get away from an Everest like storm.

Wouldn't make eye contact, nor speak.

I could do no more than laugh.

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind but I was only walking along with my cock out!

Keith Lard alert 😂

[Spider]

23 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

 

I wouldn't mind but I was only walking along with my cock out!

You took Royal White with you??

[Dr Faustus]

Anyone else genuinely think they may be looking at divorce after this? 

 

Already been told to go... Where I don't fucking know???? 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

You gotta nice shed or loft?

Get yourself a man cave.

Or basement and trick her into it

[dave2980]

32 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid#status-of-covid-19
 

HCID

That's part of the reasons for now letting the NHS do some of the testing, therefore increasing our daily capacity

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 minute ago, dave2980 said:

That's part of the reasons for now letting the NHS do some of the testing, therefore increasing our daily capacity

Now that helps makes some sense of it all.

[Escobarp]

9 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

Anyone else genuinely think they may be looking at divorce after this? 

 

Already been told to go... Where I don't fucking know???? 

Daily occurrence for me.  Kindly pointed out that I will be going nowhere but she is more than welcome to fuck off pre or post removal of lockdown 

[radcliffe white]

5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You gotta nice shed or loft?

Get yourself a man cave.

The cave is ready if things get tense 

so far I’ve been busy so no time for bickering