Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

4 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Hat trick 

And no surprise you're following up.

Do you not agree that it shouldn't be too difficult to allow one organisation's computers to talk to another's?

53 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

And you're all over it

 

I don't write for the HSJ. 

By all means when conservativewoman.co.uk, endthelockdownnow.org or itsjustbadflu_billgatesiswatching.plandemic give their take, feel free to post it on here. As I've no doubt you will.

Edited May 13, 20206 yr by Tombwfc

9 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

And no surprise you're following up.

Do you not agree that it shouldn't be too difficult to allow one organisation's computers to talk to another's?

You know the overspend there is on massive IT systems?
 

That’s mainly where the money goes. Getting different systems to talk to each other. 

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

Probably more chance of the toaster jumping in the bath with you to be honest pal. But it creates headlines doesn’t it 

lots of toaster here, I mean 73  toaster jumping in the bath what are the odds

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/new-york-gov-cuomo-73-coronavirus-cases-in-kids-with-symptoms-similar-to-rare-syndrome-83210821518

 

also 3 dead, 

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

You know the overspend there is on massive IT systems?
 

That’s mainly where the money goes. Getting different systems to talk to each other. 

They just need to 'stay alert' and this will be sorted in no time.

10 minutes ago, tyldesley_white said:

lots of toaster here, I mean 73  toaster jumping in the bath what are the odds

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/new-york-gov-cuomo-73-coronavirus-cases-in-kids-with-symptoms-similar-to-rare-syndrome-83210821518

 

also 3 dead, 

It’s very sad that anyone dies from any illness or suicide that’s a fact

whats also a fact is statistically there is a higher chance of the child being run over playing out than of catching this disease. As such for you to mention it Sarcastically  along with send your kids to school is just nonsensical

just checked biggest killer of children in the UK is accidental death By far  

 

thanks 

 

Edited May 13, 20206 yr by Escobarp

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

It’s very sad that anyone dies from any illness or suicide that’s a fact

whats also a fact is statistically there is a higher chance of the child being run over playing out than of catching this disease. As such for you to mention it Sarcastically  along with send your kids to school is just nonsensical

 

have you any stats on toasters jumping into baths because that what you said , no mention of playing out or being rum over , it was toaster in baths , I will await your stats on that

1 minute ago, tyldesley_white said:

have you any stats on toasters jumping into baths because that what you said , no mention of playing out or being rum over , it was toaster in baths , I will await your stats on that

I gave you a stupid response in response to a stupid remark. Simple. There is your fact 

Sorry the stats

 

one stupid comment 

one stupid reply

100% statistical response 

Edited May 13, 20206 yr by Escobarp

Just now, Escobarp said:

I gave you a stupid response in response to a stupid remark. Simple. There is your fact 

It was you who made the stupid remark, 

I just pointed you in the direction of facts

7 minutes ago, tyldesley_white said:

It was you who made the stupid remark, 

I just pointed you in the direction of facts

If you say so 

have a nice day as they say 

57 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Hat trick 

Gang of 3?

Anyway, sports

Golf...check

Tennis...check

Crown Green bowls...check

Basketball.....ch, erm, what the fuckitty fuck

Just now, Casino said:

Anyway, sports

Golf...check

Tennis...check

Crown Green bowls...check

Basketball.....ch, erm, what the fuckitty fuck

Outdoor courts which have been closed. Easy to social distance one at each end with their own ball 🏀 

18 minutes ago, Casino said:

Anyway, sports

Golf...check

Tennis...check

Crown Green bowls...check

Basketball.....ch, erm, what the fuckitty fuck

Unless you are 7 foot tall I wouldn’t bother. 

Unbelievable 
 

https://propermanchester.com/news/people-are-planning-anti-lockdown-protests-in-manchester-this-weekend/

1 hour ago, tyldesley_white said:

lots of toaster here, I mean 73  toaster jumping in the bath what are the odds

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/new-york-gov-cuomo-73-coronavirus-cases-in-kids-with-symptoms-similar-to-rare-syndrome-83210821518

 

also 3 dead, 

It's very low though - they think up to 1 million under 18s infected in NY state so far,  and in the UK so far we've had 3 deaths under 19 without comorbidity,  since Feb - while tragic,  it's a very, very small amount.

I wouldn't be worried about my kids getting ill when they go back to school , it's them getting infected and passing it down the chain that worries me much more.

Care homes is what we should be focusing on 22k extra deaths so far. 

11 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Unbelievable 
 

https://propermanchester.com/news/people-are-planning-anti-lockdown-protests-in-manchester-this-weekend/

We say no to the coronavirus bill, no to mandatory vaccines, no the new normal and no to the unlawful lockdown

There aren't mandatory vaccines in the UK.

Arrest and fine and name and shame them all if they don't distance whilst they protest

12 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

We say no to the coronavirus bill, no to mandatory vaccines, no the new normal and no to the unlawful lockdown

There aren't mandatory vaccines in the UK.

Arrest and fine and name and shame them all if they don't distance whilst they protest

give them a consent form to sign, if you fall ill you will not get an ambulance and you will not go to hospital, you can die at home. 

Just now, tyldesley_white said:

give them a consent form to sign, if you fall ill you will not get an ambulance and you will not go to hospital, you can die at home. 

Chuck them in a pond with a few toasters 👋🏼😁

Plenty gangs of little shits out today 👋

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Chuck them in a pond with a few toasters 👋🏼😁

works for me

The teaching unions have collaborated and asked Boris Johnson to put back the 1st June school openings..

Both myself and Mrs Swanny work in schools, and two very different approaches to the way they intend to run the school return. I have to admit that I quite like the approach my school is taking. It's a bad situation and they have taken that onboard looking at protecting staff and students in the best way possible. 

2 hours ago, mickbrown said:

You know the overspend there is on massive IT systems?
 

That’s mainly where the money goes. Getting different systems to talk to each other. 

Teachers love as much time off as possible. This is a FACT

Edited May 13, 20206 yr by Horwich