Coronavirus

[Rudy]

3 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Sore throat is uncommon. Falling knackered is common. Rest up mate, if you feel knackered tomorrow, do nothing. Get some vitamins and fluids in you and sleep. No beer

@ZicoKelly you’d be fucked

[Escobarp]

13 minutes ago, Sweep said:

8 days to get the results back.... That's really shit

Sent 50k overseas as one of the labs failed I think? That was just in a couple of days so suspect the number is now greater if not resolved.  Possible that was the issue

 

sorry to hear that cheese. Hope he’s ok 🤞🏼

[Escobarp]

4 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Sore throat is uncommon. Falling knackered is common. Rest up mate, if you feel knackered tomorrow, do nothing. Get some vitamins and fluids in you and sleep. No beer

Don’t forget the cucumber test it’s essential 

[Sweep]

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Don’t forget the cucumber test it’s essential 

Does it have to be a cucumber? Or could you use a carrot or a parsnip, if you've no cucumbers at home?

[peelyfeet]

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

Does it have to be a cucumber? Or could you use a carrot or a parsnip, if you've no cucumbers at home?

Or a dildo

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

Does it have to be a cucumber? Or could you use a carrot or a parsnip, if you've no cucumbers at home?

3 carrots and a rubber band 

[Escobarp]

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Does it have to be a cucumber? Or could you use a carrot or a parsnip, if you've no cucumbers at home?

I’m not too sure. You could tie a couple of carrots together I guess but, like a Parsnip ,would have the girth but lacking in length I suspect for the test to be deemed legitimate. 
 

 

[Cheese]

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sent 50k overseas as one of the labs failed I think? That was just in a couple of days so suspect the number is now greater if not resolved.  Possible that was the issue

 

sorry to hear that cheese. Hope he’s ok 🤞🏼

Cheers, but he's absolutely fine. Hasn't even had a sniffle. This is him on Judge Rinder a couple of years back. 😁 He's the Claimant, David.

 

[DaisyHWanderer]

My mate booked a test online on saturday and had it done on sunday in bolton. Got negative test result back today. Said it was easy to sort and efficient, not the most pleasant experience doing the test though but glad he got the all clear

[DaisyHWanderer]

14 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

The problem is now, is that he can still get it. 

Yes, of course. I should’ve quoted the post on the previous page with regards to test results taking 8 days. 

 

Just wanted to add about a pals positive experience concerning his recent test 👍🏻
 

[bolty58]

16 hours ago, Ani said:

Not sure if you saw Starmer in HoC yesterday. Thought he was spot on. Totally acknowledged how tough this all was but raised areas of concern and contradiction in what Boris said and the briefing document. 
Corbyn also asked a question which was pretty much rhetoric and point scoring. 

Didn't mate. Usually an avid watcher of Sky UK News but 'tuned out' lately as they seem to be revelling in doom and despair and jumping on the "we need to find someone to blame" bandwagon.

[Guest]

Flags are up at The Muni

[Rudy]

 

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

 

Be reet

After all, we’re wiser to it now and all alert and that. Those savvy Londoners are just showing Blitz spirit and shit.

 

[Guest]

23 minutes ago, Spider said:

Be reet

After all, we’re wiser to it now and all alert and that. Those savvy Londoners are just showing Blitz spirit and shit.

 

Cockneys always know best

[Roger_Dubuis]

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Flags are up at The Muni

The furlough scheme is great for the golfers.Have a round every day on 80% wages till the end of July

[gonzo]

What’s this Kawasaki disease all about then?

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

The furlough scheme is great for the golfers.Have a round every day on 80% wages till the end of July

And then home to state-sponsored G&T

[Spider]

Anyone on furlough caught playing golf should be immediately taken off the scheme and have their bats chucked in a landfill.

Pisstaking cunts.

[Zico]

11 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

@ZicoKelly you’d be fucked

TBH I'd welcome a bout of Covid to derail my lockdown drinking, probably lose some weight too

[peelyfeet]

23 minutes ago, gonzo said:

What’s this Kawasaki disease all about then?

 

It's an over reaction of the immune system, like toxic shock.

[gonzo]

5 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

It's an over reaction of the immune system, like toxic shock.

Is it gonna spread like covid and cause another lockdown and world panic?

 

 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Is it gonna spread like covid and cause another lockdown and world panic?

 

 

Unlikely

[ProfessorWoland]

47 minutes ago, gonzo said:

What’s this Kawasaki disease all about then?

 

First symptoms are hair thinning and excess weight in the torso. Some low level anxiety and self esteem issues are also noted at this phase. Progresses rapidly to the purchase of a far too powerful Japanese motorcycle typically with a lurid green paint job and some unflattering leathers.  Prognosis is bleak, a six to 12 month progression ends at an S bend in Derbyshire or a blind curve on the snake pass.

[only1swanny]

23 minutes ago, ProfessorWoland said:

First symptoms are hair thinning and excess weight in the torso. Some low level anxiety and self esteem issues are also noted at this phase. Progresses rapidly to the purchase of a far too powerful Japanese motorcycle typically with a lurid green paint job and some unflattering leathers.  Prognosis is bleak, a six to 12 month progression ends at an S bend in Derbyshire or a blind curve on the snake pass.

I miss my Gpx600...