Youri McAnespie Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Cum on, I confess, every other day in the sink phone on the radiator... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 bell end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 Who stuck 2p in your slot, Victor? I know you're probably bereft due to lack of imminent cruises and your catpiss is flowing down drains as we speak... Wankin' anecdotes only please. 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 3, 2020 Members Share Posted April 3, 2020 Wank away Youri, if you can’t discover new ways to wank now you never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 I know a bloke who used to crack one out every time he went to the car wash. The east European lads weren’t impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 3, 2020 Members Share Posted April 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Spider said: I know a bloke who used to crack one out every time he went to the car wash. The east European lads weren’t impressed. Fucks sake Spider when it reopens the queues are gonna be massive now. That was a nod nod tap on nose secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Fucks sake Spider when it reopens the queues are gonna be massive now. That was a nod nod tap on nose secret Turn the air con fans down next time, face like a plasterers radio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 3, 2020 Members Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Spider said: Turn the air con fans down next time, face like a plasterers radio I prefer to aim at the window and then complain at the shoddy service and watch the confusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: I prefer to aim at the window and then complain at the shoddy service and watch the confusion Think you're meant to stay in the car 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 3, 2020 Members Share Posted April 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Think you're meant to stay in the car 😁 Prude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I've never understood the appeal of the danger wank. It's one step away from being a flasher to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 3, 2020 Members Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, kent_white said: I've never understood the appeal of the danger wank. It's one step away from being a flasher to me. Just as well with you being a nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 Outside lane of the M6 at 80mph after a fruitless weekend in Maryport. Many years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Just as well with you being a nurse That kind of thing is frowned on by the NMC 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Steejay said: Outside lane of the M6 at 80mph after a fruitless weekend in Maryport. Many years ago. Life in the fast lane steejay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I'm still to beat Sydney Opera House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Parked up during the day. Smack bang between Tannadice & Dens Park. Was away with work for the first time ever. Press-passing at DC Thomson (famous for the Beano). Had bought a “mag” for later that evening. Had some time to kill. And managed a danger wank in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 On a Little Gem going up Halliwell Rd in the early 90’s. My bird did the honours so not sure if it counts. I returned the favour down the side of the Robin Hood pub shortly after. She was wetter than Stevie Wonders bog seat so it didn’t take so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Spider said: On a Little Gem going up Halliwell Rd in the early 90’s. My bird did the honours so not sure if it counts. I returned the favour down the side of the Robin Hood pub shortly after. She was wetter than Stevie Wonders bog seat so it didn’t take so long. How did you fit on a lettuce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 Just now, Escobarp said: How did you fit on a lettuce? Cold day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Spider said: She was wetter than Stevie Wonders bog seat so it didn’t take so long. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Escobarp said: How did you fit on a lettuce? 10 hours ago, Spider said: Cold day Iceberg then? 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 On a RAF Andover flying between Cottesmore and Northolt. On a B767 flying from Heathrow to Moscow. One time when I was in a house share in London I came back from Nightshift and one of the Cunts in another room had drunk my Cans of Guinness and left a note saying sorry and he would replace them, so I had a wank in his Shampoo Bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Nordkurve said: On a RAF Andover flying between Cottesmore and Northolt. On a B767 flying from Heathrow to Moscow. One time when I was in a house share in London I came back from Nightshift and one of the Cunts in another room had drunk my Cans of Guinness and left a note saying sorry and he would replace them, so I had a wank in his Shampoo Bottle. That's head & shoulders the best one yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Had a tug in our porch as a kid when locked out. Also had one in the CIS building boiler room in Manchester during some restoration work, my turn to brew up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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