What we having?

Sister in law (modest handful) and her fella split, in-laws in France, so it's just the five of us at home. If I'm honest, I can't really be arsed; it's an early Sunday dinner, and will have all the fannying around without the extra gifts and booze.

 

Anyway, kids want turkey. They didn't have mash last year, and tbf I didn't miss it; however they insist. The wife usually asks for gammon, and that's my usual contribution to a family meal. I'm looking forward to making gravy, semifredo etc in advance. Go forth good folk of WWays; inspire me with your festive fayre 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Nope. Its rank. Rather someone jizzed on my Christmas Dinner and I ate it. 

I'm sure that can be arranged......

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Bread sauce or mushy peas?

Bread sauce. Mushy peas belong with fish and chips and pie and gravy. 

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Nope. Its rank. Rather someone jizzed on my Christmas Dinner and I ate it. 

hot all over

or room temperature in a ramekin?

18 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Nope. Its rank. Rather someone jizzed on my Christmas Dinner and I ate it. 

I will start the bidding at 20quid 

 

40 if you’re watching 

Edited December 8, 20214 yr by Escobarp

Bread sauce? people are just making stuff up now.

Jesus fucking christ

Brown sauce? salad cream?... kinell

Doesn't like roast potatoes? 

MUSHY PEAS????

Wouldn't surprise me if some folke on here have baked beans on theirs going off what I've just read.

Yorkshire puddings go with any Sunday dinner btw 

@Escobarp 

100g plain flour

Salt & pepper

3 eggs

225ml milk

230°c minimum,  trays in for about 10 - 15 mins. Never open the oven whilst cooking.

Easy MUSHY PEASy

53 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Nope. Its rank. Rather someone jizzed on my Christmas Dinner and I ate it. 

Well hellloooooo

5 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

Jesus fucking christ

Brown sauce? salad cream?... kinell

Doesn't like roast potatoes? 

MUSHY PEAS????

Wouldn't surprise me if some folke on here have baked beans on theirs going off what I've just read.

Yorkshire puddings go with any Sunday dinner btw 

@Escobarp 

100g plain flour

Salt & pepper

3 eggs

225ml milk

230°c minimum,  trays in for about 10 - 15 mins. Never open the oven whilst cooking.

Easy MUSHY PEASy

You're wrong. Yorkshire puddings shouldn't be served with any kind of roast dinner with the exception of roast beef

 

Just now, dave2980 said:

You're wrong. Yorkshire puddings shouldn't be served with any kind of roast dinner with the exception of roast beef

 

Why?

2 minutes ago, dave2980 said:

You're wrong. Yorkshire puddings shouldn't be served with any kind of roast dinner with the exception of roast beef

 

 

1 minute ago, wanderer1984 said:

Why?

Because they're shit.

3 minutes ago, dave2980 said:

You're wrong. Yorkshire puddings shouldn't be served with any kind of roast dinner with the exception of roast beef

 

Excellent with any Sunday dinner type meal.

A bug un is heavenly with sausages/roast meat and gravy in.

1 minute ago, Traf said:

 

Because they're shit.

Is that because you don't like them, or struggle to make them?

 

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Is that because you don't like them, or struggle to make them?

 

The former. They're not difficult to make.

Tbh, I don't like them, pancakes, batter etc etc

53 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

hot all over

or room temperature in a ramekin?

If I had to choose it would be all over. Sure I've eaten worse. 

1 minute ago, Traf said:

 

Because they're shit.

Really? Massive homemade crisp yorkies to mop up delicious homemade gravy.

I get its normally served with beef but I don't get why.

I said it wouldn't be long before someone admitted to using brown sauce on their xmas dinner.  Even that's outdone by feckin salad cream though.

I watched a documentary on Qanon last night.  It was actually less disturbing than this thread.

2 minutes ago, Duck Egg said:

I said it wouldn't be long before someone admitted to using brown sauce on their xmas dinner.  Even that's outdone by feckin salad cream though.

I watched a documentary on Qanon last night.  It was actually less disturbing than this thread.

I bet you're tempted to put a dollop of salad cream on your sprouts now aren't you........

Just now, Sweep said:

I bet you're tempted to put a dollop of salad cream on your sprouts now aren't you........

Ha! I'll eat Blondies jizz spoiled pullover first! 

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Bread sauce is a weird one. Can’t make my mind up on it 

Its lovely and its the most traditional british christmas sauce.

Can't believe some folks have never heard of it.

Oh actually, given the mushy pea/brown sauce axis I can.

He's a question, you are round at a new paramour's house for christmas dinner with the inlaws. Suddenly you are ppresented with dinner that features said mushy peas, whilst you take this in father pproduces a bottle of ketchup and brown sauce whilst mother brings in a tray a steaming hot whist pies.

Do you

a) eat it like a good guest

b) whap your member out, dip it in the mushy pies, cover it in ketchup and proceed to slap mother round the face with your lathered up bellend shouting 'even your daughter isn't this filthy, you peasant.'

3 hours ago, Sweep said:

On a Christmas Dinner (a traditional one, not with mushy peas)............is it acceptable to have salad cream?

 

Asking for a friend...

went in to a Butty shop the other day in Wigan 

EggMayo Barm i ask for Salad Cream on 

she looked at me like a Alien 

7 hours ago, Rudy said:

Christmas cake is wank

THIS 

Right. Not Christmas Dinner but Christmas Eve. Traditionally, we have a family party. Obviously it’s been a bit sporadic recently and this year it’s on the 18th. (Assuming plan B doesn’t scupper it, I play by the rules)

On the menu as usual this beauty with…………..

Mushy Peas.

Merry Christmas one and all.

 

 

21 minutes ago, little whitt said:

went in to a Butty shop the other day in Wigan 

EggMayo Barm i ask for Salad Cream on 

she looked at me like a Alien 

Wrightly so

3 minutes ago, BobyBrno said:

Right. Not Christmas Dinner but Christmas Eve. Traditionally, we have a family party. Obviously it’s been a bit sporadic recently and this year it’s on the 18th. (Assuming plan B doesn’t scupper it, I play by the rules)

On the menu as usual this beauty with…………..

Mushy Peas.

Merry Christmas one and all.

 

 

Nothing wrong with that, we usually have it on Boxing Day though, with loads of Piccalilli 

We had yank visitors over summer.

the young lad loves fish and chips.

and has a round of white bread with it.

But

1. Puts the fish on the bread

2. Has brown sauce with it