Youri McAnespie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 You're all sacked - the band will be me alone in a cocaine fuelled ego driven vanity project. After taking drugs I will compose and perform an opera based on The Wicker Man - Alan Whicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: And Tenori-On. Piece of piss that... I've actually just bought a full size Casio keyboard as a 'family gift'. The lad, me and the Mrs fancy learning it. The toddler one has been charity shopped. Hope it has a synth setting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: I've actually just bought a full size Casio keyboard as a 'family gift'. The lad, me and the Mrs fancy learning it. The toddler one has been charity shopped. Hope it has a synth setting! You may stay if you learn the entire Gary Numan LP 'The Pleasure Principle'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 11 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Fuck the Wanderersways five a side Clackervalves. Let's form a band. On the drums - Rudy. Lead Guitar and second vocal - NiC. Akai synth - StevieB . Rhythm Guitar - Spider. I'll play bass. And Blondie could be lead vocalist - like a better Wolf Alice we'd be. Maybe get SJM on the decks for our dancier tunes? Traf or MickyD as our Bez/Cressa? Gonzo and Royal White as joint managers/intimidation.... @kent_white is a better guitarist than me, well he could keep a guitar in tune for longer than 20 seconds at least. He can also sing, and I can't, so I relinquish my spot to him. I'll manage you fuckers. Just need a cricket bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: @kent_white is a better guitarist than me, well he could keep a guitar in tune for longer than 20 seconds at least. He can also sing, and I can't, so I relinquish my spot to him. I'll manage you fuckers. Just need a cricket bat. VIVA EL PRESIDENTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 18, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: @kent_white is a better guitarist than me, well he could keep a guitar in tune for longer than 20 seconds at least. He can also sing, and I can't, so I relinquish my spot to him. I'll manage you fuckers. Just need a cricket bat. Is he like sexy as well though? Gotta be sexy. Make sure our amps go up to 11, and 7 suites please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 The AIDS Brigade is now a two man affair - me as multi instruments and Stevieb as my stooge and synth player. Peter Grant or whatever will manage us. We'll be on Top of the Pops by Christmas with our cover of a Wham! classic - 'Angel of Death'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: Is he like sexy as well though? Gotta be sexy. Make sure our amps go up to 11, and 7 suites please He looks like Phil Collins, Buster years. On it already, Rudy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2021 Just now, Not in Crawley said: He looks like Phil Collins, Buster years. On it already, Rudy. Bit harsh on Phil Collins that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 "I can feel it cumming in your hair toneet my Laura Bush, my god" The dirty bald basket. He divorced his wife via an Amstrad Email thing and shacked up with their 15 year old trafficked slave. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 18, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 18, 2021 32 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: He looks like Phil Collins, Buster years. On it already, Rudy. Good god. That is not even close to sexy. Can he not adopt a slipknot style mask with a mathersons sausage down the leather pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Rory Gallagher Strong Back Four Lemmy - Angus - Eddie Clark - Iommi Midfield- Steve Hackett- Steve Hillage - Fripp - Gilmour . Attack - Butler & Moore Review. Gallagher- unbeatable Back Four - absolutely solid , no fucking about . Keep it simple and hard. Midfield-classy plenty of riffs and exquisite slide playing . Unexpected soaring tunes. Attack . Solid dependable , mavericks. I rest my case. Back to you Rudy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Rudy said: Good god. That is not even close to sexy. Can he not adopt a slipknot style mask with a mathersons sausage down the leather pants? I dunno, he has a way with ladies does our Kent. Call it animal magnetism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I dunno, he has a way with ladies does our Kent. Call it animal magnetism. Or Rohypnol. Rod Stewart is shameless - favvers Gollum and is with some Amazonian Milf. Fit women - I think captainmed once wrote 'nothing ventured' (although he may have meant Thai 'girls'). They're usually mental though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Has anyone mentioned Eric Clapton or David Gilmour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 46 minutes ago, gonzo said: Has anyone mentioned Eric Clapton or David Gilmour? Have you got your hard hat on? I started world war 87 last night… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Mr Grey said: Johnny Cash Nope. Great singer, not a guitarist. Look up his band. Great musicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 19, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 19, 2021 6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Nope. Great singer, not a guitarist. Look up his band. Great musicians. Didn’t he only play acoustic as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Its all subjective innit. Hendrix was a master, a one off unbelievable talent like no other, however Id rather listen to my dad wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, gonzo said: Its all subjective innit. Hendrix was a master, a one off unbelievable talent like no other, however Id rather listen to my dad wanking. 🤣 Not a track topping many Spotify 2021 playlists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, gonzo said: Its all subjective innit. Hendrix was a master, a one off unbelievable talent like no other, however Id rather listen to my dad wanking. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Sister saw Hendrix at Bolton Odeon supporting Englebert Humperdink... she reckoned he was "dead good" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Tim Lovejoy is a complete and utter bastard. Erm, wrong thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Bit surprised Vile Druggie Thugs got overlooked as the band name, missed a trick there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 19, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 19, 2021 18 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Bit surprised Vile Druggie Thugs got overlooked as the band name, missed a trick there. @Youri McAnespie I think the name should be Bastards not The Bastards but just Bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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