Members Rudy Posted April 7, 2022 Members Share Posted April 7, 2022 Going for Dustin Johnson to take the jacket Tiger to make the cut @Youri McAnespie to berate golf in all forms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanderson93 Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 I've gone Cantlay this time round, think he's due. Went Hatton EW as well paying out to 11, just because I like him mainly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2022 Hope the brasses of Georgia have loosened our Tiger up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Can’t look past Neil Robertson on current form🎱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) Golf is rubbish. Like darts, snooker, ten pin bowling, etc, anyone who can afford to spend all day, every day, practicing it will become good. Edited April 7, 2022 by DazBob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 7, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 7, 2022 Hovland or Sheffler straka as an outside bet Woods can make other plans for the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2022 15 minutes ago, Spider said: Woods can make other plans for the weekend. Wine, lube and bill Cosby pills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 @L/H WhiteI'm waiting for his tips... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Sheffler or Rahm for me. £1 Ew on each Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Rudy said: @Youri McAnespie to berate golf in all forms Absolute banker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, gonzo said: Sheffler or Rahm for me. £1 Ew on each You requested the payout of winnings over 10 years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Sweep said: @L/H WhiteI'm waiting for his tips... big on DJ this year, looked backed to his oldself last 2 starts Finau, Conners & Homa all EW crap betting event this, top 20 far to close in the betting i've also backed Rose & Seamus Power EW to lead after the first round Edited April 7, 2022 by L/H White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager (and a putter), when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members. Edited April 7, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager, when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members. Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it. Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2022 2 hours ago, DazBob said: Golf is rubbish. Like darts, snooker, ten pin bowling, etc, anyone who can afford to spend all day, every day, practicing it will become good. 10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager (and a putter), when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members. 4 minutes ago, Sweep said: Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it. Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed Gay boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Sweep said: Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it. Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed I'd refuse to do that gay foot twist when teeing off, when I got on the circuit I'd use flimsy excuses to take a swing (punch) at Tiger Woods and Rory Gallagher or whatever, pair of wankers. Edited April 7, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Just now, Rudy said: Gay boys. Yeah, because Rory isn't a pufter - he was shagging a lesbian tennis player, course he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Yeah, because Rory isn't a pufter - he was shagging a lesbian tennis player, course he was. He can get to fuck dirty red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) Dustin Johnson to win, also backed Kevin Kisner at long odds, also backed Cameron Smith. Edited April 7, 2022 by Blondi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Love golf me. Got this beauty for my favorite driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 7, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, gonzo said: Love golf me. Got this beauty for my favorite driver. Is that one of your window cleaning gauntlets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 12 minutes ago, Spider said: Is that one of your window cleaning gauntlets? It's one of his condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 2 hours ago, gonzo said: Love golf me. Got this beauty for my favorite driver. If @Pabloplayed golf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Anyway, I've only ever played golf once and I got a hole in one. Never saw any point in playing it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, DazBob said: Anyway, I've only ever played golf once and I got a hole in one. Never saw any point in playing it again. You didn’t used to be the Dictator of North Korea did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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