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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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39 minutes ago, Sweep said:

@L/H WhiteI'm waiting for his tips...

big on DJ this year, looked backed to his oldself last 2 starts

Finau, Conners & Homa all EW

crap betting event this, top 20 far to close in the betting

i've also backed Rose & Seamus Power EW to lead after the first round

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I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager (and a putter), when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members.

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1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager, when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members.

Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it.

Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed

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2 hours ago, DazBob said:

Golf is rubbish.  Like darts, snooker, ten pin bowling, etc, anyone who can afford to spend all day, every day, practicing it will become good.

 

10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager (and a putter), when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members.

 

4 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it.

Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed

Gay boys.

 

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7 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it.

Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed

I'd refuse to do that gay foot twist when teeing off, when I got on the circuit I'd use flimsy excuses to take a swing (punch) at Tiger Woods and Rory Gallagher or whatever, pair of wankers.

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5 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Anyway, I've only ever played golf once and I got a hole in one.  Never saw any point in playing it again.

You didn’t used to be the Dictator of North Korea did you?

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