Meanwhile In England

[Dimron]

14 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

It was - i remeber it was like a bit treat out!

Brought a cassette radio for my Allegro as I recall...

[Not in Crawley]

2 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Brought a cassette radio for my Allegro as I recall...

Big nights out in the north west!

[Dimron]

3 hours ago, burnden said:

Controlled explosion in Derby - 200 houses evacuated 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cjwyq505n4yt

Vodka still?

One went whoosh in Leicester and killed a family in the flat above the shop

[Dimron]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Big nights out in the north west!

That Allegro was a total love machine back in 1977... Hydragas suspension and reclining seats

[Not in Crawley]

14 minutes ago, Dimron said:

That Allegro was a total love machine back in 1977... Hydragas suspension and reclining seats

Alas I was born in 1978, so i guess in that era i was looking for prams and someone to wipe my arse.

[Cheese]

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Alas I was born in 1978, so i guess in that era i was looking for prams and someone to wipe my arse.

Did your mum have a strange affinity for Austin Allegro's? 🤔

[royal white]

5 hours ago, Ani said:

We have been to the White Rose shopping centre today and can confirm the cost of living crisis is definitely over, 

Some might say there were plenty of people pre spending their benefit rises . 
 

There were Christmas signs in every shop and did not hear anyone speaking anything other than English. 

Apparently this is pretty much booked up. And remember this is the one in Manchester for scruffs that can’t afford the real Lapland!

 

[Not in Crawley]

4 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Did your mum have a strange affinity for Austin Allegro's? 🤔

Yes. Dimron is my dad.

[Not in Crawley]

2 hours ago, royal white said:

£40??? I’ve just paid £45 for some lights to be put on the troffs. Had my pants pulled down. 

Mind you came back home and im not sure im getting much for my money 😁

[royal white]

13 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Mind you came back home and im not sure im getting much for my money 😁

Looks like my extra fiver was worth it.

 

[Not in Crawley]

2 minutes ago, royal white said:

Looks like my extra fiver was worth it.

 

Nah - you've gone white whites. Common that.

Always go warm whites

 

[Spider]

I paid a tenner

[royal white]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Nah - you've gone white whites. Common that.

Always go warm whites

 

Looks like you’ve gone for the invisible look

 

to be fair we had planned  the warm look but frosty the snowman fucked that up. You can’t have a mix

Edited December 4, 2025 by royal white

[Ani]

25 minutes ago, royal white said:

Apparently this is pretty much booked up. And remember this is the one in Manchester for scruffs that can’t afford the real Lapland!

 

3 kids I notice, I said people are pre spending those benefit increases. 

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, royal white said:

Looks like you’ve gone for the invisible look

I've gone for the 'will you please stop going on about christmas lights at the front of the house, i'll get someome to do it and buy the lights from Tesco, now stop bleating on about it' look

[Not in Crawley]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I paid a tenner

Didnt know Miami paid for work

[Spider]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Didnt know Miami paid for work

He’s currently up on my chimney stack. Said he was repointing it but a massive turd just landed in my hearth

[Not in Crawley]

5 minutes ago, royal white said:

Looks like you’ve gone for the invisible look

 

to be fair we had planned  the warm look but frosty the snowman fucked that up. You can’t have a mix

Yeah cant mix the warm whites and the bright whites.

Well you can but then you'd never hear the end of it

 

[Not in Crawley]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

He’s currently up on my chimney stack. Said he was repointing it but a massive turd just landed in my hearth

Well at least its not an immigrant turd.

British turds are almost a yule log.

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Well at least its not an immigrant turd.

British turds are almost a yule log.

It had a Union Jack sticking out of it in fariness

[Winchester White]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Yeah cant mix the warm whites and the bright whites.

Well you can but then you'd never hear the end of it

 

That's where I have fucked up, could have sworn I got the right ones but it alas no. I have told the missus we are going to go full on Griswold's next year instead.

[Ani]

8 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Didnt know Miami paid for work

That is about as high as Miami could reach 😂🤫😎

[Not in Crawley]

6 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

That's where I have fucked up, could have sworn I got the right ones but it alas no. I have told the missus we are going to go full on Griswold's next year instead.

Never ever go white whites and warm whites.

One or the other.

 

[Dr Faustus]

5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Never ever go white whites and warm whites.

One or the other.

 

Which whites are 51% alright? White whites or warm whites?

[Not in Crawley]

3 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

Which whites are 51% alright? White whites or warm whites?

Lets wait for Bolty