Meanwhile In England

[green genie]

Thought the police chopper was overhead but turns out it’s Fred Dibnah spinning in his grave.

Paying to have The Range IP20 lights hung, no wonder the country is fucked.

[Winchester White]

6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Never ever go white whites and warm whites.

One or the other.

 

Aye, to be honest they are all looking a bit worse for wear now so going to fuck them all off and get a load of new ones for next year. Why I don't know as the kids are a lot older now but I just love a nice outside Christmas setup.

If anyone goes to NYC after Thanksgiving, get yourself to Dyker Heights for unreal Griswold neighbour rivalry for this sort of thing.

[Not in Crawley]

5 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Aye, to be honest they are all looking a bit worse for wear now so going to fuck them all off and get a load of new ones for next year. Why I don't know as the kids are a lot older now but I just love a nice outside Christmas setup.

If anyone goes to NYC after Thanksgiving, get yourself to Dyker Heights for unreal Griswold neighbour rivalry for this sort of thing.

Every year with us. But my other half wants to make it look lovely. Which it always does but goodness me its a lot of work.

[Not in Crawley]

10 minutes ago, green genie said:

Thought the police chopper was overhead but turns out it’s Fred Dibnah spinning in his grave.

Paying to have The Range IP20 lights hung, no wonder the country is fucked.

You thought id be hamstrung by the mansion tax so you can get to fuck you west country bumkin 😉

Edited December 4, 2025 by Not in Crawley

[green genie]

17 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

You thought id be hamstrung by the mansion tax so you can get to fuck you west country bumkin 😉

Bet the lad who robbed you was listening to Quo or Pastel.🥳

[Not in Crawley]

12 minutes ago, green genie said:

Bet the lad who robbed you was listening to Quo or Pastel.🥳

Possibly. Good luck to them, i know Im listening to better tunes 😁

[bolty58]

On 03/12/2025 at 20:38, kent_white said:

I'd imagine that's quite hard to nail down. But anyway - that pails into insignificance when compared to these Tel Aviv fans not being allowed to go to that villa game. Fuck the dead women and children in Palestine and their attempts to rebuild a completely destroyed country and infrastructure - there's some jewish people with invalid football tickets here! These are the real victims of the troubles in Gaza. Let's get our priorities right

#istandwithtelavivandtheirslightlyinconveniencedtravelplans

#pickyourbattles

#rightsideofhistory

#solidaritywiththeoppressed

Wouldn't have bothered responding but I have to.

It's 'pales'.

[bolty58]

On 03/12/2025 at 22:22, kent_white said:

Just bear with me while I pull out my crystal divination ball 😁

Anyway - I don't care about all that anymore now I've seen the injustice of the Tel Aviv fans. Their suffering makes the people of Gaza's pale into insignificance! 

You knew all along. You little tinker.

[bolty58]

10 hours ago, Sweep said:

I turned a news channel on last night, and they were talking about banning Israel from the Eurovision song contest, due to ongoing safety concerns.

There should just be a blanket ban, get them banned from everything (on the international stage) and then we can move on.

I'm not sure anybody, apart from those from Israel, would give even the slightest fuck if they were banned from global events. They can just play Matkot amongst themselves, and be happy with it

So after the holocaust and constant attack from surrounding countries for nigh on three quarters of a century, you would like to be the one delivering the final injustice?

Anti semitism never goes away. Always surfaces somewhere along the line.

[bolty58]

51 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Lets wait for Bolty

Personally I use the warm ones. Always find the 'daylight' ones to have a bit of a blue tinge.

Wouldn't you agree?

[little whitt]

8 hours ago, Dimron said:

That Allegro was a total love machine back in 1977... Hydragas suspension and reclining seats

My First Car 1988

[Dimron]

11 hours ago, Cheese said:

Did your mum have a strange affinity for Austin Allegro's? 🤔

Did she frequent Scamps on Friday nights? 🤪

Edited December 5, 2025 by Dimron

[Dimron]

11 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Yes. Dimron is my dad.

I shouldn't like  this... he'll be turning up at Christmas and wanting paying off

[Not in Crawley]

15 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I shouldn't like  this... he'll be turning up at Christmas and wanting paying off

With the way xmas spending is going that sounds like a good idea!

[Spider]

1 hour ago, Dimron said:

I shouldn't like  this... he'll be turning up at Christmas and wanting wanking off

 

[Dimron]

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

 

If it means I don't have to open my wallet....

[kent_white]

Not sure if we've had this already. But what a cunt! 

 

[Zico]

14 hours ago, royal white said:

Apparently this is pretty much booked up. And remember this is the one in Manchester for scruffs that can’t afford the real Lapland!

 

i just went to the website to take a look and then got put in a fucking queue!!

 

[frank_spencer]

2 hours ago, kent_white said:

Not sure if we've had this already. But what a cunt! 

 

IT'S ALL KICKING OFF!

Cue fire engine 

[deeane Koontz]

2 hours ago, kent_white said:

Not sure if we've had this already. But what a cunt! 

 

Up there with Veitch that cunt

[Zico]

2 hours ago, kent_white said:

Not sure if we've had this already. But what a cunt! 

 

also like how he's removed his friendly thumbs up as well from the top one

[mickbrown]

That old dear who told him he was talking nonsense was ace

[gonzo]

1 hour ago, deeane Koontz said:

Up there with Veitch that cunt

Used to really like his videos when he was mooching about in the Amazon and far reaching gaffs like that.

Used to always pull or pay for some stunner to mince about with him for a day or two.

He changed his whole mantra other month going to Frankfurt and Paris trying antagonise the locals with Fred in tow following the like of CV.

Probably where the money is 🤦‍♂️

[London Wanderer]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Used to really like his videos when he was mooching about in the Amazon and far reaching gaffs like that.

Used to always pull or pay for some stunner to mince about with him for a day or two.

He changed his whole mantra other month going to Frankfurt and Paris trying antagonise the locals with Fred in tow following the like of CV.

Probably where the money is 🤦‍♂️

Aye I thought his videos were quite entertaining, pissing about on mad Colombian beaches. Naively thought because he was such an open minded traveler that he wouldn’t end up acting like a racist prick just for clicks. 

[Zico]

13 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

Aye I thought his videos were quite entertaining, pissing about on mad Colombian beaches. Naively thought because he was such an open minded traveler that he wouldn’t end up acting like a racist prick just for clicks. 

if that's what the public wants...