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In the Armfield era, about a dozen of us relocated from the Burnden Terrace to the MNR for one seaon only - determined to counteract the moaning old cunts who used to hang by the players tunnel to abuse the fuck out of the players no matter what they had done - good, bad or indifferent. Clearly emasculated by their wives, we deduced that this must their only pressure relief valve or method of feeling anything like a man. We routed the fuckers. Hopefully Shitesince63 was amongst them. The thick muppets just do not get that their whingeing whining negativity has a bad effect on team morale just as much as the kind of scenes we witnessed on Saturday outside of Morecambes stadium has the opposite effect. I suspect that a piece of 4 by 2 would be needed to get anywhere with some of these manic depressive sad sacks. FFS, it is only a matter of months ago that we almost ceased to exist. Just think about that and then work out what the fuck there could possibly be to moan about at the moment. Thank God for the attitude of most on here and most BWFC fans around the globe. The power of positive thinking. Time for a campaign of attitude adjustment measures directed at moaning bastards.

I really, really, really don't care if we're 1st, 2nd or 3rd. Just that were are one of those 3 places. Preferably achieved by a win. On Saturday. By a few.

Burnley did it in 59/60.

Owls are like Penguins. Both have knees but waddle

Was it not we were just fucking shit?

So they could commit premeditated homicide on it?

Recipe for owl curry here Jonathan McGowan roadkill: Owl curry, adder and stir-fried craneflies! | Daily Mail Online Serves: Four 1) Brown the onions and celery in a frying pan for around 10 minutes on a high heat 2) Add the owl, turning until cooked through After about 5 minutes, turn down the heat and add the veg, sultanas, coconut, curry paste and some cumin and turmeric. Simmer for around ten minutes 3) Shortly before serving, mix in the cream and stir well Serve with pilau or long grain rice

Perhaps we're gettin a bit Kevin Sheedy now - promotion would suffice!!

Ooo look at me Im too Cool for things loads of people like.

Deane Was no worse than any other area really in Bolton. Problem Now is some Cunts seem To think they are above everyone else and look down on these areas.

He'd be my choice Gove looks too much like Rick Moranis

I really don't care how much he has spent doing up the flat he lives in, I did hear this morning that the Prime Minister (who ever it is) gets an allowance of £30K each year for renovations, which does seem a lot, as I'd imagine it's not in a huge state of disrepair, and any changes are generally cosmetic. The briefing room does seem to be very expensive, and some Government bod was on the radio justifying the price the other day, saying you have to take into account running all the hidden cables and ensuring they have decent WiFi 🙂. I'm sure though, at the risk of bashing just Boris, that if you look back at the previous PMs you'll find they've all been in charge when colossal amounts of money have been frittered away on pointless ventures, such as this briefing room. Sadly I think for Bozzer, whilst each thing is in itself relatively small, the fact they're all coming out at once, and with Cummings lurking around in the periphery, it might all snowball into a huge "Get Boris" campaign shortly

Just thinking to meself, we could win the title by going top for the first time on the last day, bet thats not happened to many times?.

Man U have always attracted lots of twats

Why is Margaret Thatcher held up as some great leader? Her crowning triumphs - using the O.B. to twat some miners and picking a fight with another jumped-up swarthy tossbag she knew she could muller. Would the caretaker of The Louvŕe be heralded as some genius if he/she was allowed to flog off its contents for next to fuck all? Gordon Brown gets pilloried for pawning a bit of scrap he found down the back of a Number 11 couch. She more or less invented the concept of Oligarchy. She was shite, the opposition and her own party were just shite-er. Anyone from the North that grew up in those times that praises her needs their head feeling, or grew up more cushioned than they let on. Or they fooked off to sunnier climes sometime during her reign of terror.

Bloody funny these vids 👏😂

No, no, no and no again A flour cake is a flour cake. A light and fluffy bread-based simple enclosure for your filling A barm cake has added barm. Barm is the foam from the top of brewed beer and other alcohol that is added to help the bread rise One of the weird things that will always remain with me was the chats that I had with Mollie Bentham in her shop when I was a kid in the 70’s. Friday was pasty day and I used to go in with my mum. She would buy a batch of flour cakes and Mollie would talk to all the kids who were in there about baking bread and what all the different names meant. Stuck with me after all this time Fucktards round here in Manc call them muffins. Sorry @Casinomuffins are Manc shite

They were all planning lining the streets themselves until the club issued a statement and they all bottled it queers

You don’t deserve to support my club you’re a poor excuse of a Wanderer

If Doyle has his shooting tailgates on i cant see anything other than a home win to be honest, its a bit of a trek for them and they are going to be up for it, but they should be the more nervous side. if everyone is going to the ground, i hope they take their shit home afterwards, lets keep our temple in order eh

Pop onto the Morecambe forums (which are tiny btw) and see ... * Bolton are diving, cheating bastards. * I'd rather lose than get fellow players dismissed by rolling about screaming. * We (Morecambe) were the better team. * Evatt is a black-arts tosser. * We are in the play-offs (& will probably lose). I know all fans are one-eyed at times, and short of memory but wow. Anyway, THEY don't think they're getting past us now.