Drew Peacock

It's a nissen hut - still expect to see Biggles and Algy there

Been 3 cases at Canon Slade recently

Guy said to me a while ago, if they are suicide bombers - why not just detonate in the check-in queue, or the queue for security. Certainly makes me think when I am checking in now.

Don't know if it is all of Spain (presumably yes), but in Menorca it is a €380 fine and a 3 month ban. You can defer your ban by paying double the fine. One of the guys I know paid the double fine, and served his ban the 3 months he spends off the island.

Hi, for those who want to add the fixtures to their calendars, they are now available here in Geeks Corner

Fixtures for next season now available in outlook format. 1) go to http://www.gui-innovations.com/BWFC/bwfc2014-2015.vcs for Office 2007/2010, and when asked please SAVE the file. You may need to right-click on it and Save Target As or similar. Save the file as bwfc2014-2015.vcs 2) In outlook do File>Import And Export>Import an iCalendar or vCalendar file. Don't double-click on the file or you will only get the first fixture (Outlook problem - not mine) 3) Click on 'Next' 4) Change the file type to vCalender format(*.vcs) in the 'Files of type' box, and select the file you saved (bwfc2014-2015.vcs) Hopefully, your new fixtures should be imported into Outlook Any problems, I'm sure somebody will let me know Cheers

Chillis in Chicago Airport by any chance?

I got some Nokia purity wireless ones (present from Nokia as I wouldn't pay almost £300 for them) - they are absolutely brilliant. Noise cancelling etc. and I do wear them when out walking the dog - don't care if I look like an arse.

http://pillowapartments.com/en/ Stayed at the one near the sea about 10 mins from Ramblas - very good

Stayed to the end, but never ever watched it again - great day ruined by the football.

Venice is fabulous - but take lots of money! Only ever been in April though, not when it is swarming with tourists

I had high hopes for Baptiste when we signed him, but he has been truly awful. I can see him not playing for us again after that - a public humiliation being dragged off for giving away ANOTHER penalty, and then sitting sulking. I don't think he will want to play for Freedman, or Freedman will want him to play again (although he may well do - I can't figure the man or his team choices out!)

Stuart Hall's comment was 'He hit the ball like a flying wardrobe' Great game - last really big crowd at Burnden?

Deane Swindon (Shit Hole) Deane Daisy Hill Ladybridge

We had the Surf and Turf - bloody wonderful!

Mussel & Steak Bar

Thought it was a cracking game - and all the players put a decent shift in - with the exception of Trotter. Well off the pace, and got pushed off the ball just before he went off, by a powder-puff player. Thought it was a cracking game, and would have been a travesty if we lost it in the end. Great save from Bogdan.

We used to go, but let our membership lapse. As far as the meat is concerned - top notch. Once asked Nick at Nicks on COR where he got his steaks from , and he got them from Costco

Book tickets to a station near Charltons' ground - you then get tube transport included, as you need to use the tube to get to the station.

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And she couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel

We got €400 each back from Monarch for a 7 hour delay, but refused on another as it was due to 'exceptional circumstances'. The plane broke down - which we didn't consider to be exceptional, but we got nowhere with that one.

Friend of Dorothy is nice and polite

Banned Anelka terminates his contract with WBA

iTunes is a pile of pooh, and the developers should be embarrassed to release such a pile of crap.