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Spitting Image used to do a weekly sketch titled "The President's Brain is Missing". If ever there was an excuse...

Wonder where she was Bonfire Night 1985

I'd actually rest Kane in the group stages, other than Croatia, as he's that important. As we start the WC virtually last we're at a disadvantage already.

In the middle of this abysmal run, England still contrived to lose a final against them. Still not over it.

Jeez, no Italy at the WC. They haven't qualified since 2014 now. Lost the shoot-out 4-1.

Italy look like going to penalties against Bosnia

Never mind. It was me mocking my own (and no doubt lots of other pupils) visit to Boulogne attempting to use rudimentary French.

Je n'habite pas en Crawley?

I can't remember Foden having a good game for England despite the caps. Palmer for me if a choice. Nearly certain Foden hid from the Switzerland penalty shoot out. He got subbed near the end for TAA. Who did take one (and it was probably the best of the lot). We cant have people scared of failure at the World Cup.

2689 miles! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0dxexdd8xo

Or John Motson is in charge of facial recognition

Add to that, a lot of people dont like, scared of, or misunderstand dogs. And if it matters I like dogs btw.

Hope this fella lives in a ground floor flat https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/18/pro-kremlin-loyalist-turns-on-putin-ilya-remeslo-russia

🙂 Cavills steakhouse nearby is supposed to be good but guess your future SIL dad will have a plan for grub.

Think I read it has the worst survival rate of any cancer too.

Yeah KL is ace, mix of old and new. Lovely people as well. Where is your brother getting married @frank_spencer the venue I mean?

Rayner has formed an unlikely double act with Michael Gove giving testimony this week to Parliament trying to reform leasehold in the UK.

Players too lost in you then?

What was their defense?

One I'd add is a 1-0 defeat to them. Seem to remember a left back (?) called Pat Heard scored a fucking screamer with his right foot. Sharrock wrote something along the lines, "his right foot is usually only used for standing on". Probably about 1988.

Sure its been mentioned before but next 3 games against teams 22nd 18th and 24th. Last 7 games against teams in top 11. Game 43 against Cardiff could be tasty. HMSPiss2ndPlace has set sail 👍

Does Qantas First Class have a free bar? I'm in if so. Things on that front certainly have got better. I was only joking about the leverage but I did once attempt to use it when they brought out the 70th (?) anniversary commemorative shirt during the Anderson years. Emailed the club shop and said I'm a relative could you reserve one please? Got a firm no and was told ask a ST holding mate to buy one. That mate who is a mutual friend of @desperadowent out on the piss or something and I missed out. He's a good lad and I forgave him btw.

Think I've mentioned before but Joseph Platt was my Great Grandad. My Mum who has just turned 80 lost her Grandad at 6 weeks old. I don't think my Nan was very close to her Dad so all this feels a bit factual rather than me getting emotional about it. I notice some relatives of the victims got hospitality on Saturday so could leverage that in future I guess. 🙂

Steve Kean?