Matete is suspended after being booked a tackle tonight.

Any volunteers to play in midfield ? 

5 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I bet he serves up the same meals every day. 

When the parents complain, he names and shames the kids in the weekly newsletter. Head Teacher fully behind him. 

10 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I bet he serves up the same meals every day. 

Only does 2 days a week and the kids cause carnage when he's not there.

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Only does 2 days a week and the kids cause carnage when he's not there.

Makes spag Bol every Wednesday, regardless as to whether he’s got any spaghetti or mince available - just chucks other random shit in and inverts it.

Just now, Eddie said:

Makes spag Bol every Wednesday, regardless as to whether he’s got any spaghetti or mince available - just chucks other random shit in and inverts it.

Then loses his ragout if someone questions it!

My lad plays down at Lostock a bit.

Last time we were there, I overheard a couple of BWFC staff saying that Evatt doesn’t take some training sessions because he goes to yoga classes with Sharon twice a week.

Sounds like bollocks to me, especially when I also overheard the head groundsman telling his mate that he knew for a fact that Evatt runs a page on the dark web where he films himself squashing his widgie into opened tins of dog food for a tenner a go. He sometimes says “Amy, this is for Eukanuba”.

Its hard to know who to beleive.

Edited December 27, 20241 yr by Spider

2 hours ago, DaveTheRave said:

I was talking to two people with some connection to the club yesterday. There's a few things they said that I can't really go into but they did mention it was around that time that Evatt stopped attending every training session and started mentioning he was thinking about his future with the club. Could this be why things started going wrong?

The board should have been thinking about his future the moment he said that stuff before Barnsley last season.

Tbh I thought Evatt was our biggest asset till around the Wigan and Burton games at the start of last season when I started to realise lessons weren't being learnt. But those comments demonstrated a manager not in the right headspace, even for finance people who might not be tactically switched on to football. The fact they're still blindly backing him shows a surprising level of naivete/incompetence.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

My lad plays down at Lostock a bit.

Last time we were there, I overheard a couple of BWFC staff saying that Evatt doesn’t take some training sessions because he goes to yoga classes with Sharon twice a week.

Sounds like bollocks to me, especially when I also overheard the head groundsman telling his mate that he knew for a fact that Evatt runs a page on the dark web where he films himself squashing his widgie into opened tins of dog food for a tenner a go.

Its hard to know who to beleive.

Unbeleivable 🤭

Bit torn meself. 

On one hand I want to vote with my feet, stay at home and watch the game on the dodgey eating dried up curly turkey for the next few weeks. Or, still just turning up cos it's my escape from my Mrs and 4 yo daughter (in a nice way) and my main time i get with my best mate and two teenage lads where it's just us and no one else.

Think I'll still rock up Sunday. For the now.

 

14 minutes ago, Spider said:

My lad plays down at Lostock a bit.

Last time we were there, I overheard a couple of BWFC staff saying that Evatt doesn’t take some training sessions because he goes to yoga classes with Sharon twice a week.

Sounds like bollocks to me, especially when I also overheard the head groundsman telling his mate that he knew for a fact that Evatt runs a page on the dark web where he films himself squashing his widgie into opened tins of dog food for a tenner a go. He sometimes says “Amy, this is for Eukanuba”.

Its hard to know who to beleive.

That's exactly what I got told but didn't want to say.

5 minutes ago, DaveTheRave said:

That's exactly what I got told but didn't want to say.

I’m happy to put my neck on the line.

Its important that the fans know every single, granular sordid detail about every single movement of the manager of a third tier football club.

Has anybody else heard a HR related rumour? 

 

37 minutes ago, Spider said:

My lad plays down at Lostock a bit.

Last time we were there, I overheard a couple of BWFC staff saying that Evatt doesn’t take some training sessions because he goes to yoga classes with Sharon twice a week.

Sounds like bollocks to me, especially when I also overheard the head groundsman telling his mate that he knew for a fact that Evatt runs a page on the dark web where he films himself squashing his widgie into opened tins of dog food for a tenner a go. He sometimes says “Amy, this is for Eukanuba”.

Its hard to know who to beleive.

I can live with him shoving his willy into tins of dog food for a tenner, but yoga? That’s disgusting! 

1 minute ago, kent_white said:

Has anybody else heard a HR related rumour? 

 

He’s fired the set piece coach?

Obviously I’m only joking.

We don’t have a set piece coach.

12 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Has anybody else heard a HR related rumour? 

 

@HR??

I've heard few things tbf

37 minutes ago, gonzo said:

@HR??

I've heard few things tbf

Scapegoat doesn't even come close.

Think he's the type that will throw anyone under the bus to save face 

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

@HR??

I've heard few things tbf

Got told at weekend we've sold a 14 year old prospect to Liverpool for nearly £2m with Manchester City sniffing around another lad 

I've heard his mrs won't let him stay over.

When I say "heard", I mean I just said it out loud before I typed it. 

 

  

3 hours ago, masi 51 said:

Not close to what i said you tool!!

yes it was . 

You are such a fuckin wanker.  Everyone on that league 2 and league 1 forum thought you were a wanker and everyone on here does too . But of course the problem is everyone else not you , ya worm . 

5 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I bet he serves up the same meals every day. 

He’ll swap out a fish finger for a piece of chalk just before they finish. 

10 hours ago, gonzo said:

@HR??

I've heard few things tbf

Go on tell the class, you could do it coded messages like undies does on name the ground 

14 hours ago, DaveTheRave said:

So would I. It's common knowledge he hasn't been doing that this season. It started last season though and coincides with things starting to go wrong.

The reasons behind it are the things I can't go into. Apparently it's not a secret around the club.

I'll have to leave it at that though.

I’d assume mrs Evatt wants him home a bit more if his hotel shenanigans are led to be believed.

24 minutes ago, tomski said:

I’d assume mrs Evatt wants him home a bit more if his hotel shenanigans are led to be believed.

If rumours are true, then maybe she'd want him home less!

23 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

If rumours are true, then maybe she'd want him home less!

You’d think his inability to win football matches would mean our owners would want him here less too…….

10 hours ago, Krimzon said:

yes it was . 

You are such a fuckin wanker.  Everyone on that league 2 and league 1 forum thought you were a wanker and everyone on here does too . But of course the problem is everyone else not you , ya worm . 

Your just another prick behind a keyboard,,,,,,,,,People like you are ten a penny 

Afraid of your own shadow out in the open