whiteboy Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Have a light beaming into the night from the stadium like batmans but with the Bolton badge. pick of the bunch for me
Gonk Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 You were doing so well, then you went for an Eagle. That's ludicrous. Surely it's got to be a homing pigeon
Northender Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Not so interesting fact is that there is a bird of prey that flys about the Reebok Stadium, mi dad pointed it out to me before the Hull game. He's knows about these things but I can't remember what type it was, not an Eagle mind
superbobby Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 hmm.. will eat your dog?? bordering on racism there ?? (To the tune of Heads and shoulder, knees etc) Chung-Yong Lee ate my dog ate my dog Chung-Yong Lee ate my dog ate my dog & he sliced them & he diced them he fried them in a wok Chung-Yong Lee ate my dog
Werder barmen Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 only way the atmosphere will change is if we play crowd songs through the speakers
bolty58 Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Didle, you are quite funny at times actually. 'Funny' doesn't begin to describe it. He could have been an extra in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest' I am with whiteboy. The Batman thing
tylswhite Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Heated seats each with a fridge underneath, fans can be warm so can be more in the mood to make atmosphere and maybe with a few beverages to store so more people stay in there seats and not wonder off. Naked good looking cheerleaders Roof seats [will create noise when people celebrate, like thunder] Uplifting music like im a survivor from Destinys child for example, my sister played it a while back and it made me score an hat trick on FIFA. The announcer goes Johan ! fans go SHIT Elmander sorry,this for all players Fireworks coming of the roof when we score, gives people not at the game an incentive to come to the next game. Have a 'stand of' at intervals like half time or when a player gets injured for 5 minutes, each stand has a period of time to make the loudest noise, ehich ever stand makes the most wins a free rollover each, then the whole stadium try's to make the loudest noise possible and if they beat the world record stadium noise at Bolton , prizes, bonuses, money, tickets etc can be won. Have more lofty the lions around the ground, it makes you happy, like when your at a theme park, maybe get new characters, kids will like this, more will come, looking after future Half time entertainment like comedians, bungee rides of the roof, famous singers etc Have our own eagle, that flys from Burnden park to the Reebok each matchday with a lucky winners ticket , this person/family wins a match of luxury platinum style , this will make people come to the Reebob equalling more noise maybe. Just a few ideas, i have many more. This cant be a real person writing this, it must be a wind up
bolty58 Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 This cant be a real person writing this, it must be a wind up I wish you were right tyls, I really do. I fear we have our very own cross between Eric Olthwaite and Katt Williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhUqo9Aivs
Guest YW Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 We need Lofty striking more poses in front of the ESL
Ani Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Get every in the pub for 12 on Sunday, get leathered and then go the game. This will improve the atmosphere more than any single gimmick anyone comes up with. Knock 50p off the price of beer in fanzone on Sunday (is it open), 1 hour before kick off stick on a load of road runner videos and 15 mins before the place shuts stick some Owen Coyle goals/games on. This will work and assumes the batman style logo needs a bit of work on. Marketing is fucking simple. (ps has anyoen else noticed that whenever Sky show OC playing for Bolton he is scoring a'goal' that is disallowed ?)
Guest Blixa Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Get every in the pub for 12 on Sunday, get leathered and then go the game. This will improve the atmosphere more than any single gimmick anyone comes up with. Knock 50p off the price of beer in fanzone on Sunday (is it open), 1 hour before kick off stick on a load of road runner videos and 15 mins before the place shuts stick some Owen Coyle goals/games on. Wis thoughts, I'd add the removal of any 'showbiz' gimmicks that make us look like collective wankers, a full house (you can dream) and the option to bombard the away end with yellow snowballs.
desert Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 But they do eat dog's, I suppose at least they got the country right & didn't mention he was Chinese like most m?ngs think he is. I'm not sure if you're the same as me but dogs should be loved, not scoffed. i love scoffing dogs!
Bigtoe Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Have our own eagle, that flys from Burnden park to the Reebok each matchday with a lucky winners ticket , this person/family wins a match of luxury platinum style , this will make people come to the Reebob equalling more noise maybe. Gets my vote
mc.google Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Judas is our hero judas is our hero na na na
MickyD Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 'Funny' doesn't begin to describe it. He could have been an extra in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest'I am with whiteboy. The Batman thing You utter utter cunt Bolty. Another gobful of tea over the screen!
chief wiggum Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Get every in the pub for 12 on Sunday, get leathered and then go the game.This will improve the atmosphere more than any single gimmick anyone comes up with. Knock 50p off the price of beer in fanzone on Sunday (is it open), 1 hour before kick off stick on a load of road runner videos and 15 mins before the place shuts stick some Owen Coyle goals/games on. This will work and assumes the batman style logo needs a bit of work on. Marketing is fucking simple. (ps has anyoen else noticed that whenever Sky show OC playing for Bolton he is scoring a'goal' that is disallowed ?) Excellent idea, pick me up at 11 on Sunday??
postman pat Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 I think i need my medication after reading that lot.... pills nurse!!!
Underpants Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Didle, you are quite funny at times actually. He is?
tyldesley_white Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Heres an idea, how about just getting behind the team .... second thoughts it will never catch on
tkonion Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Not so interesting fact is that there is a BIRD OF PREY THAT FLYS AROUND THE REEBOK STADIUM , mi dad pointed it out to me before the Hull game. He's knows about these things but I can't remember what type it was, not an Eagle mind But was it carrying a ticket of any kind?
Breightmet Boy Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Uplifting music like im a survivor from Destinys child for example, my sister played it a while back and it made me score an hat trick on FIFA.Just a few ideas, i have many more. Destinys fucking Child uplifting FFS
no balls Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 Destinys fucking Child uplifting FFS Don't knock it, Didle's sister's lined up to take over from RV!
bolty58 Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Don't knock it, Didle's sister's lined up to take over from RV! "...and here's a little ditty from my brother" FFS, noooooooooooooooo...............................................
Ratwhite Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Heated seats each with a fridge underneath, fans can be warm so can be more in the mood to make atmosphere and maybe with a few beverages to store so more people stay in there seats and not wonder off. Naked good looking cheerleaders Roof seats [will create noise when people celebrate, like thunder] Uplifting music like im a survivor from Destinys child for example, my sister played it a while back and it made me score an hat trick on FIFA. The announcer goes Johan ! fans go SHIT Elmander sorry,this for all players Fireworks coming of the roof when we score, gives people not at the game an incentive to come to the next game. Have a 'stand of' at intervals like half time or when a player gets injured for 5 minutes, each stand has a period of time to make the loudest noise, ehich ever stand makes the most wins a free rollover each, then the whole stadium try's to make the loudest noise possible and if they beat the world record stadium noise at Bolton , prizes, bonuses, money, tickets etc can be won. Have more lofty the lions around the ground, it makes you happy, like when your at a theme park, maybe get new characters, kids will like this, more will come, looking after future Half time entertainment like comedians, bungee rides of the roof, famous singers etc Have our own eagle, that flys from Burnden park to the Reebok each matchday with a lucky winners ticket , this person/family wins a match of luxury platinum style , this will make people come to the Reebob equalling more noise maybe. Just a few ideas, i have many more. Sounds good to me. Perhaps we should allow all season ticket holders to bring in a lofty free. There will be thousands of the feckers then. Be like Blackpool Zoo. Just think of all the buggers running around with flags when we score. Fantastic. Someone get onto Gartside. Have we time to sort it before Sunday.
exiledwhite2 Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Heated seats each with a fridge underneath, fans can be warm so can be more in the mood to make atmosphere and maybe with a few beverages to store so more people stay in there seats and not wonder off. Naked good looking cheerleaders Roof seats [will create noise when people celebrate, like thunder] Uplifting music like im a survivor from Destinys child for example, my sister played it a while back and it made me score an hat trick on FIFA. The announcer goes Johan ! fans go SHIT Elmander sorry,this for all players Fireworks coming of the roof when we score, gives people not at the game an incentive to come to the next game. Have a 'stand of' at intervals like half time or when a player gets injured for 5 minutes, each stand has a period of time to make the loudest noise, ehich ever stand makes the most wins a free rollover each, then the whole stadium try's to make the loudest noise possible and if they beat the world record stadium noise at Bolton , prizes, bonuses, money, tickets etc can be won. Have more lofty the lions around the ground, it makes you happy, like when your at a theme park, maybe get new characters, kids will like this, more will come, looking after future Half time entertainment like comedians, bungee rides of the roof, famous singers etc Have our own eagle, that flys from Burnden park to the Reebok each matchday with a lucky winners ticket , this person/family wins a match of luxury platinum style , this will make people come to the Reebob equalling more noise maybe. Just a few ideas, i have many more. I only very briefly heard one of your youtube things which was flat out embarassing, what a dildo you are But that's some funny sh?t right there
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