Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

On that theme, how about a film I nearly watched.

 

Tried pulp fiction last night (again I think).

Turned it off, can't get into it.

PF is one of my favourite films. Unlike a lot of films almost every character in PF is a major player in an above average story. But like with me and Oasis (and later the Gallaghers), utter rubbish. You can't make someone like something if they think it's toss.

PF is one of my favourite films. Unlike a lot of films almost every character in PF is a major player in an above average story. But like with me and Oasis (and later the Gallaghers), utter rubbish. You can't make someone like something if they think it's toss.

Pulp Fiction always makes me feel hungry. So many food references in that film!

Pulp Fiction always makes me feel hungry. So many food references in that film!

Perhaps I should watch it whilst eating- popcorn or something

Perhaps I should watch it whilst eating- popcorn or something

Have a Royale with Cheese

Have a Royale with Cheese

Yes! And breakfasts and pop tarts and burgers and five dollar shakes and blueberry muffins...

 

 

Meanwhile I just watched London Has Fallen and I think it has succeeded in becoming the worst film I’ve ever seen. “Go back to Fuckheadistan”.

Downloaded Thor Ragnaroc and The Post, wife chose the Thor one, utter shite.

Three billboards

 

Very good, 9/10

 

It was a better ending off 10/10

Three billboards

 

Very good, 9/10

 

It was a better ending off 10/10

It's a good un.

Get Out.

 

Meh.......

Very overrated film that

Downloaded Thor Ragnaroc and The Post, wife chose the Thor one, utter shite.

Shush you, its amazing.

 

Korg is my 2nd favourite character in any of the marvel films after Deadpool.

 

Possibly I love it as I'm a nerd but it's the funniest film I've seen in a very long time.

Watched Downsized tonight.

 

Started really well but turned to shit.

decided we'd watch a film on saturday as the alternative was take me out and keith fcuking lemon

 

despite having sky and netflix i couldnt find anything we could agree on

 

theres some shite on offer

We struggle finding anything on both Sky Cinena and Netflix

 

Chances are if we do find something then we have to rent it for a fiver

 

I’m not sure the last time I watched a film on Netflix, think it’s just box sets

We struggle finding anything on both Sky Cinena and Netflix

 

Chances are if we do find something then we have to rent it for a fiver

 

I’m not sure the last time I watched a film on Netflix, think it’s just box sets

 

UFO documentaries and thats about it

It's one of them ones that doesn't really make much sense on the first watch. Just watch it and try to enjoy the dialogue. Second watch makes perfect sense and then after that it just gets better and better. One of the most quotable films I've ever seen (The Princess Bride being number one)

 

The monologue by Christopher Walken is simply outstanding.

 

" . . . up his ass!"

Downsizing - appalling environmentalist shite

New star wars hans solo trailer

 

Not much to go on but I'm not raving mary

 

 

It looks....not shit. That's the best we could've hoped for.

 

Anyway, Cloverfield 3 - utter mince

It looks....not shit. That's the best we could've hoped for.

 

Anyway, Cloverfield 3 - utter mince

Dunno

 

Rogue One was the best of the new ones but I wasn't expecting much from it

 

maybe trying to do a main characters back story comes with far greater expectations and therefore more than likely to end in dissapointment, and, it's only the trailer...

This new Crocodile Dundee proposal looks a right load of old bollocks.

This new Crocodile Dundee proposal looks a right load of old bollocks.

 

Like the previous ones, then?

This new Crocodile Dundee proposal looks a right load of old bollocks.

 

Its not a film it's a advertising campaign for Tourism in Australia

Cloverfield 3 - utter mince

 

Saw it yesterday:  A genre I like and thought it had some good moments of body horror and a decent idea;  I like how they've marketed this franchise and it adds to the whole feel and allows immersion.

 

A good cast too but it came across as a bit of a jumbled mess.  Not sure if that was intentional or not, given the content?  Probably not.

 

The Irish fella's 'gags' were shite and totally out of place - ruined it a bit for me.

Just found an excellent 5 year old film that i'd missed, " Tyrannosaur " directed by Paddy Considine & with a similar feel to " Dead man's shoes ".

 

Recommended for anyone who liked "D.M.S".

Just found an excellent 5 year old film that i'd missed, " Tyrannosaur " directed by Paddy Considine & with a similar feel to " Dead man's shoes ".

 

Recommended for anyone who liked "D.M.S".

 

Just had  look on Wiki - one to cheer you up then?