This Weather.....

[mickbrown]

1 hour ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Does it smell like sugar puffs, @mickbrown?

The dead fox? 😁

[mickbrown]

Getting shut if it was a right palaver. Pulled it out by its tail, maggots falling everywhere and double bagged it. 
 

Rang environmental health to ask what to do with it and she said chuck it in your black bin. Bins had just been collected so would be another two weeks, so I thought fuck that, that’s going to stink. 
 

Drive to local tip, get there bloke working there goes , what you got mate? Dead fox says I. Tells me to fuck off, can’t leave that there. Tells me I have to go to another tip, miles away. 
 

Get there and the bloke directs me to a container, tells me to chuck it in this old chest freezer that had set up, already rammed with roadkill. 
 

Lovely stuff. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

11 hours ago, Cheese said:

Where's my neck of the woods?

You've said more than once you're up Leyland way.

If you've moved fair enough, otherwise its up your neck of the woods.

[Not in Crawley]

I inadvertently killed a seagull the other day.

Taking the family's fish and chip lunch to the bin and a final few chips fell out. Next thing it was like the birds, thousands of them.

Anyway one swoops down, grabs a chip flaps into the road and gets knocked over.

Caused quite the scene, big buggers close up.

[gonzo]

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

You've said more than once you're up Leyland way.

If you've moved fair enough, otherwise its up your neck of the woods.

He lives somewhere that people parking for Iron man does his head in

[Sweep]

27 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

 

Get there and the bloke directs me to a container, tells me to chuck it in this old chest freezer that had set up, already rammed with roadkill. 

Which he sells to the local Indian takeaway once a month

[Tonge moor green jacket]

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

He lives somewhere that people parking for Iron man does his head in

So the place isn't necessarily too far from him then.

[gonzo]

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

So the place isn't necessarily too far from him then.

Think we should pin his location like these geo finders do on tik tok 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Nah, just by him a high pitched sound fence like those to keep scrotes from shops. I'm sure the company could modify one of their ultrasonic ones.

That'll stop folk parking.

[freds dad]

On 16/05/2024 at 15:50, Traf said:

My dog has started digging holes everywhere too, she's becoming a fucking nuisance.

 

Hide the shovel

[L/H White]

grim

[Sweep]

20 minutes ago, L/H White said:

grim

I reckon it's rained for nearly 24 hours straight here, it's just starting to ease off a bit, but it absolutely lashed it down earlier today for about 2 hours solid.

[gonzo]

Danger to life Amber weather warnings here for the rain alone.

 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Danger to life Amber weather warnings here for the rain alone.

 

Lovely dog walks this morning; that "Summer rain" in warm air.

Just got heavier since!

[gonzo]

18 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Lovely dog walks this morning; that "Summer rain" in warm air.

Just got heavier since!

Took this last night. What a difference a day makes...

 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Heard something about a heat plume next week. Guess we'll find out.

[gonzo]

Torrential rain here. Monsoon season is up on us.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Getting better now.

Just completed several hours of turning overgrown plants into puree.

Not the most pleasurable tasks in the rain.

[tomski]

Benidorm's good. Shame it’s irrelevant as I’m in London 

[gonzo]

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk-set-for-50-days-of-rain-in-one-of-the-wettest-summers-in-over-a-hundred-years/

 

Great stuff

[Tonge moor green jacket]

13 hours ago, gonzo said:

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk-set-for-50-days-of-rain-in-one-of-the-wettest-summers-in-over-a-hundred-years/

 

Great stuff

Hmm, 2.5mm to be classed as a wet day. 

That's not a lot, and if we had that fairly quickly, followed by sun for the rest of the day, we'd we reet.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Same met office.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2024/05/07/summer-arrives-forecasts-hot-stormy-weather-months-ahead-20785049/amp/

Hot, but potentially wet too.

[Not in Crawley]

Oooh we had some cracking thunder this afternoon 

[Casino]

Just warming up again here

Been a chilly hour

[Sweep]

The heating has been back on today for an hour