MickyD Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 My apologies for being one of many to be taken in by this . . . still funny though and also a little uncomfortable in parts. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) I was also taken in, fact remains, spoof or not - that Jimmy Savile, acting as a nonce, was an open secret in the world of show-business. There should be some credit due to the originators of the hoax; Joseph Champniss and Mike Scott. If the blog revealing the truth of the transcript is genuine, well, it's still obvious that many in the 'trade' knew. I wonder who was the person quoted as commenting [on the transcript] "Good effort, my dears, but Jimmy liked boys not girls!" Edited October 11, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Sir_Francis Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 latest rumor to hit the streets.... Jimmy the nonce was also into shagging dead bodies... Had a corpse in his house for years that he used as a spud emptier. Thats old news believe it or not. I read on the internet years ago he was a 'necrophilic paedophile with a Norman Bates-esque fixation on his late mother'. Just watch that Louis Theroux documentary for the latter. Quote
no balls Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Eeeeeeeeew! If you were famous and knew you were a nutter, would you not want to get help for it? Quote
MickyD Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Right, let's get this straight; he had an alledged penchant for dead children. Let's, for the sake of this thread, consider that this is ok. Where the fuck would you go to procure said dead child? It isn't like they're available on line and will be delivered discreetly in plain brown paper packaging tied up with string is it? Did he have an account with the local funeral home to have use of the right kind of body for the first couple of days? I just don't know how the hell e could get away with this and nobody know about it. Quote
no balls Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I just don't know how the hell e could get away with this and nobody know about it. But they did. Quote
Sweep Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 If you've got the kind of money that he had, then I suppose that you can get pretty much anything that you want. I am surprised that nobody blew the whistle earlier though. He's definitely one of those people who everybody thought was a nailed on paedo, but no allegations had ever been made public. Was anybody really that suprised when these "revelations" came to light? Quote
Marc505 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Ta. Ah the Cookd and Bombd forum. Over-analysing comedy until its not funny anymore Quote
DazBob Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Was anybody really that suprised when these "revelations" came to light? I was surprised at how many people were surprised. Quote
Sweep Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I was surprised at how many people were surprised. that's a surprise Quote
Sir_Francis Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I was surprised at how many people were surprised. I too was surprised at all the surprised faces of all the surprised people. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I wonder what Cilla Black's views on the revelations are? Quote
DazBob Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I wonder what Cilla Black's views on the revelations are? Lorra, lorra laughs? Quote
little whitt Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I wonder what Cilla Black's views on the revelations are? surprise surprise Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Susan Boyle has returned her Jim'll Fix it badge out of total disgust at the way she was treated by him after appearing on his show...............she said "He never laid a fucking finger on me!" Quote
MickyD Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 But they did. Yes, I fucked up the wording. What I meant was I was surprised at how many folk pretended they knew nothing. Quote
miamiwhite Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Right, let's get this straight; he had an alledged penchant for dead children. Let's, for the sake of this thread, consider that this is ok. Where the fuck would you go to procure said dead child? It isn't like they're available on line and will be delivered discreetly in plain brown paper packaging tied up with string is it? Did he have an account with the local funeral home to have use of the right kind of body for the first couple of days? I just don't know how the hell e could get away with this and nobody know about it. unknown ITK fact - jimmy used to buy them off the people who ross kemp interviewed in tanzania and kenya on extreme world. he created the voodoo and witchcraft myth to scare the darkies to death plus ensuring their complete and utter silence. Quote
birch-chorley Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Newsnight now refering to him as "Saville" rather thaN Sir Jimmy Saville!! Ha ha I cant believe its taken this long to come out Has anyone seen the transcript from Have I Got News For You? Funny as fuck Quote
Guest Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 surprise surprise as long as it doesn't sing, I don't care Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I saw a picture in one of the tabloids, it was of a non-descript skip, with some non-descript masonry slabs in it. It claimed it to be 'Savile's Memorial, crushed, like his reputation...' Now I'm pretty sure they would have nipped over and took a proper photo. Quote
bolty58 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 15 dyslexic parents have been arrested for kicking fuck out of Jimmy Somerville. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 If your looking for high-end, bespoke outfitting in London, then you'd better buy a new A-Z... One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is organising the renaming ceremony. "However, we feel it is best for the businesses on Savile Row, I mean Tailor Street, if any connection to the disgraced DJ is removed." A government funded committee has spent the past week coming up with a new name, eventually settling on a descriptive name. "They chose Tailor Street because there is no Tailor Street in London, and there are a lot of tailors on the street," said Boris. "And that took them a week!" The move has prompted a possible change to other streets in London, renaming Harley Street to Doctor Road, and Bond Street to Boutique Street. "It's a great idea," said Johnson. "When these streets were originally named, sometime before 1970, nobody knew what sort of premises would be opened on them. Now they're entrenched as particular shopping destinations, we can name them more appropriately." The name Savile Row is not going to disappear. Instead it will be moved into the Elephant and Castle, where it will be the new name for a previously unnamed alley round the back of a row of kebab and charity shops. Not everybody is enamoured by the new name. London cabbies have complained that they will have to rewrite their handbook at a massive expense, which could be as much as fifteen pound a page, depending on the time of day, and whether or not it's going south of the river. However, the London Street Atlas company, A2Z are overjoyed as it means everybody will have to buy a new street atlas. "There's winners and losers," said Boris. "Like in anything. Sometimes, you can be a winner AND a loser. Like me!" Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 Rolf Harris was in Tesco last week when a old lady asked him "Are you that man from the 70's that did two little boy's?".. "No" he replied "That was Jimmy Saville".... Quote
MickyD Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 Newsnight now refering to him as "Saville" rather thaN Sir Jimmy Saville!! Ha ha I cant believe its taken this long to come out Has anyone seen the transcript from Have I Got News For You? Funny as fuck I've posted it further up the thread. It turns out to be a hoax. Nevertheless, it's still funny. Quote
no balls Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 I've posted it further up the thread. It turns out to be a hoax. Nevertheless, it's still funny. A hoax? It's the first I've heard of this. Quote
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