anewman Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Shot dead his girlfriend mistaking her for an intruder, he must of been fuckin legless or summert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) He was so unlucky he shot her twice... Carrying on anewmans theme, he's not got a leg to stand on Edited February 14, 2013 by jazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted February 14, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk...africa-21455453 im lost for words. says accident. surely it was Edited February 14, 2013 by HomerJay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Happy Valentines Day bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 he won't be the only bloke firing into his wife this Valentines Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So these are what burglars in South Africa look like... Sceptical to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 14, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2013 I still would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red Violets are blue Don't suprise Oscar Or he'll shoot you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I still would. why not, she'll still be warm(ish) for a few hours yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Just seen this on FB... Roses are red Violets are blue You bought me socks So I shot you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Rumour has it she took the piss out of his shoe rack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted February 14, 2013 Members Share Posted February 14, 2013 Did she forget to buy him a card? She'll not be doing that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 He wont have a leg to stand on in court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 you wake up to a burglar, isnt your bird next to you in bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 The police have promised to find the b***k b*****d who made him do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Shirt Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever surprise Oscar Pistorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 14, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2013 got a chase scene in my head of him legging it from coppers, bouncing over walls and what not in an inspector gadget stylee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 14, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2013 The footprints will give it away I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 skid marks on the carpet trying to getaway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm sure he's not the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentines Day, shoot all over his wifes face, and imagine it was someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted February 14, 2013 Members Share Posted February 14, 2013 skid marks on the carpet trying to getaway Just spat my brew out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 14, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2013 I reckon the media have got it wrong, she came back with an Anal Intruder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk...africa-21455453 im lost for words. says accident. surely it was Why? A self-obsessed total sh*t with a massive PR machine which has begun spinning very quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted February 14, 2013 Members Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm really hoping he shot her with one of these.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Previous visits by the police related to incidents of a domestic nature. Sounds like a lovely bloke. Seems even disabled folk can be bullies and cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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