Peter Kay

[frank_spencer]

No idea, most of it isn't observational, it's just reminding you of stuff. Like that unfunny twatspatula Michael McIntyre.

 

A bit like Mr Kay McIntyre's 1st stand up DVD was fucking hilarious now he's churning out the same gags

[Danny G]

I heard that he claimed all credit for Phoenix Nights, and that Dave Spikey and Neil Fitzmaurice were not too amused. They weren't involved with Max and Paddy.

 

He was presented with an award for Phoenix nights and didnt mention the 2 co-writers so it all stemmed from there

[no balls]

if you ever have the chance to chat to him you will see he's a naturally funny guy.

 

I have.

 

He's not.

 

 

I can name you another dozen or so lads from Bolton who are though.

Edited May 6, 2013 by no balls

[royal white]

Peter Kay = genius

[Traf]

PK's a fat Munich cunt.

 

He's also a cunt in real life: trust me.

[only1swanny]

Saw him and his lad in tesco.

 

No denying its his kid pretty much a younger version.

 

Got little un to shout "den perry done it" on the way past which raised a slight smile.

[bolton_blondie]

PK's a fat Munich cunt.

 

He's also a cunt in real life: trust me.

 

I always thought he didn't follow football?

[Leyther_Matt]

I always thought he didn't follow football?

Don't know about him, but his nephews at the very least are BWFC fans, or at least they were when I did some coaching at their school a few years ago.

[finbwfc]

 

 

I have.

 

He's not.

 

 

I can name you another dozen or so lads from Bolton who are though.

 

 

I know Peter pretty well so think I'm in a good position to judge.. I didn't mean 'if you bump into him, he will start telling jokes'

 

Er no thanks...think I'll pass on the list of people that you find funny.

 

 

[no balls]

I know Peter pretty well so think I'm in a good position to judge.. I didn't mean 'if you bump into him, he will start telling jokes'

 

Er no thanks...think I'll pass on the list of people that you find funny.

 

Which goes to show we all have a different view of what we find funny.

Alright with you that?

[Youri McAnespie]

I bumped into Kay in Asda once and asked him "Where's Monkey?" - he wasn't amused*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I didn't actually, I'm a great believer in blanking/non recognition of 'celebrities' - except Bolton Wanderers ones, and then it's a respectful, unintrusive nod and "alreet!"

[L/H White]

PK graced L/H / Walkden today.

 

Was in the New Inn, not sure what he was upto like

[Guest]

probably earning money

 

 

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2013/may/28/peter-kay-tops-comedy-rich-list

[HomerJay]

32m

 

Fair play to the unfunny, one line, fat bastard

[L/H White]

probably earning money

 

 

 

http://www.guardian....omedy-rich-list

 

32 million made from shows and sales. aye yeah, he's fucking shite.

[no balls]

PK graced L/H / Walkden today.

 

Was in the New Inn, not sure what he was upto like

 

Not supping

[Youri McAnespie]

32m

 

Fair play to the unfunny, one line, fat bastard

Not supping

 

What's the point then? 'Earn' £32m and you can't even sit on your yacht sipping a Pimms (or whatever you drink on a yacht - a Sea Breeze perhaps?) You'd even have a literal 'yard-arm' to signify start of supping time. Each to their own I suppose, he's probably fit as a flea being tee-total.

Edited June 3, 2013 by Youri McAnespie

[Carlos]

£32m is over £100 each for the people of Bolton who's jokes he's robbed. Fat cunt.

[HomerJay]

 

 

 

What's the point then? 'Earn' £32m and you can't even sit on your yacht sipping a Pimms (or whatever you drink on a yacht - a Sea Breeze perhaps?) You'd even have a literal 'yard-arm' to signify start of supping time. Each to their own I suppose, he's probably fit as a flea being tee-total.

 

Just to clarify. I don't actually like him much.

 

He's got 32m because there's much more to him that a few robbed jokes.

[freds dad]

He could be the new club sponsor.

 

"The Phoenix Club" on the new kit.