jazza Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 porridge is a Scottish dish and should be eaten only with salt any other form is for queers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I am a queer add walnuts and honey and some sultanas. oh and full fat milk makes a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Compote? Ladyboys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 porridge is a Scottish dish and should be eaten only with salt any other form is for queers Feck off. We all know a Scottish breakfast is the sick stuck to the side of your mouth, and a swig of stale scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Ready brek for this (33 year old) kid with a drop of maple syrup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Oh and I forgot scotts porage oats are by far the best I have had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOWTUN BAKED Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Oh and I forgot scotts porage oats are by far the best I have had. Is that the Aldi version of Scott's Porridge Oats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Porridge is Jock spunk. FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Porridge is Jock spunk. FACT. My piss looked like porridge after a lads holiday to Tenerife once. I only said I wanted my hair braiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Is that the Aldi version of Scott's Porridge Oats? Scott's his partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted September 12, 2013 Author Moderators Share Posted September 12, 2013 Is that the Aldi version of Scott's Porridge Oats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Sainsburys jumbo oats, half milk half water and a load of home made blackberry compote thrown in. Belting.It's called jam, you great jessie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOWTUN BAKED Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Really??? Jeez, does this mean they should be actually called Porage Wogs? There's no need to eat gruel for breakfast in these days. Sawdust scrapings & bug droppings off a Miller's floor? Bloody skirt wearing dyslexic heathens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Porage - a word made up by marketing cretins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Porage - a word made up by marketing cretins. Not so. Old Celtic word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://www.scottsporage.co.uk/the-scotts-porage-story/our-heritage/#4 By 1888, the firm had become a limited company and, in 1909, larger premises were acquired at West Mills, Colinton, Edinburgh. To distinguish Scott's Oat Flakes from their competitors, the description Scott's Porage Oats was introduced in 1914 and remains a trademark to the present day. The word 'Porage' is a mixture of the old Scottish word 'poray' and the French word 'potage'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Enzo wins today's prize for knowing random shit Edited September 13, 2013 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted September 13, 2013 Author Moderators Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://www.scottsporage.co.uk/the-scotts-porage-story/our-heritage/#4 By 1888, the firm had become a limited company and, in 1909, larger premises were acquired at West Mills, Colinton, Edinburgh. To distinguish Scott's Oat Flakes from their competitors, the description Scott's Porage Oats was introduced in 1914 and remains a trademark to the present day. The word 'Porage' is a mixture of the old Scottish word 'poray' and the French word 'potage'. is that the sound of trafs blood dripping on the floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 There's a Traf shaped chalk outline on a pavement somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I'm going to have to refer you to the Oxford English Dictionary,as opposed to Enzo's reference to a mere porridge manufacturer. Scott's first used the word in 1914, but the OED has references of the word's usage as far back as the 1500's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 PS The potage from French is a bit of a red herring. The word used was actually Pottage, a gruel made from oatmeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 You'll be telling us 'hauyng', 'byefe' and 'otemell' are words next. And the Oxford English Whittionary doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 You'll be telling us 'hauyng', 'byefe' and 'otemell' are words next. Were they not old words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I watch it whenever it's on UK Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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