Smiley Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Joke card and M&S meal. Bedroom ceiling replastered on Monday - being painted this morning - so probably spend tonight humping all the furniture back in and cleaning up the splash marks. Not really the kind of humping & splash marks Valentines was designed for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 all this shit what we got them what we doing for them what about us MEN what do we get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 all this shit what we got them what we doing for them what about us MEN what do we get What has the darkie bought for Mrs LW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 It is our lasses bday today too. Day after her dad's funeral, thought forgetting this year was not an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 What has the darkie bought for Mrs LW? dont know yet will open the cellar and un chain him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 We've got the kids for half term so it's a meal in; but last night went to Pepito near Kings Cross. As we're still trying to set up home we buy each other things for the house. Seems to work for us. Although again this year we've bought each other the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 we buy each other things for the house. Seems to work for us. Although again this year we've bought each other the same thing. What are you going to do with two toilet brushes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Log Cabin with hot tub. In deepest darkest Scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I'd rather watch a dog shit out a chicken bone This really made me laugh, what a great saying. I'm going to use that this weekend Anyway, we went out for a meal last night (which we do every Thursday anyway), and I gave her a card this morning. She got me a card and 4 Ferrero Rocher, which I've just scoffed. I'm off out with the lads and drinking heavily tonight whilst she works in her mums pub Romance is alive and well in the CWP household Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 My mrs wasn't happy when i wrote this poem in her card Roses are red Violets are twisted Open your legs You're gonna get fisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 14, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2014 Roses are red I've got tourettes get fucked you fat slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 14, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2014 http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm Brilliant :lol: etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 thats excellent Garrpolomew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted February 14, 2014 Members Share Posted February 14, 2014 I'm off out with the lads and drinking heavily tonight Seeing as it's Valentine's Day and you're with your mates, will you be partaking in that well known Morris Green tradition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife, NOW GET IN THE FUCKING VAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Seeing as it's Valentine's Day and you're with your mates, will you be partaking in that well known Morris Green tradition? Of course, why wouldn't I, they're good mates after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Eater Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Pretty funny, this. Pathetic....but funny http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/14/valentines-day-odd-numbered-cinema-seats-china "Romantics in Shanghai will have to forget dinner and a movie for Valentine's Day. Chinese pranksters have reserved all of the odd-numbered seats at a cinema's primetime screening, forcing couples to sit apart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 From reading this thread ive deduced there will be a couple of hot tubs around the country coated in spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I got a shag this Morning and there is an Asda Curry Takeaway in the fridge for later Thats about as romantic as i get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Some lass round here has had all her flowers and teddy bears delivered to a lamppost on a dual carriageway. What a slapper she must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD74 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife, NOW GET IN THE FUCKING VAN This is what Smiffs said to me on our first date and that was it for me, hook line and sinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I got a shag this Morning and there is an Asda Curry Takeaway in the fridge for later Thats about as romantic as i get Your missus said on FB that all she got out of you this morning was a grunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Chloroform and a balaclava. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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