SatanGreavsie Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 I was thinking today. What if we cleared the IOM of its population and then invited 16 teams, 5,000 a piece, of history's most hardened bastards to fight it out - no imported weapons, just what they could sort out for themselves. Who would win? You could have: 5000 of Genghis Khan's horse-riding nutjobs 5000 Zulu warriers (not the Brum fuckers but the real deal from the film of the same name). 5000 Vikings moored of the coast under the leadership of "Olaf The Cunt" 5000 SS stormtroopers commanded by Adolf 5000 Neanderthal warriors under the leadership of " Ughhh the Bleuurgh" 5000 Frenchies under Napoleon 5000 British and US special forces commanded by Churchill 5000 Stalingrad-hardened commies bullied by Stalin 5000 of Bolton's finest under Anewman 5000 kamikaze killers under the direction of Hirohito 5000 Spartans 5000 Romans under Caesar and Silvio Berlusconi 5000 Gurkhas lead by Marshal Sam 5000 Yeties lead by Chris Bonington 5000 Aztec rum-fuckers under the leadership of Motecuzoma 5000 Members of the Church of England General Synod It all kicks off.... who prevails? Quote
maaarsh Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Fuck me Napoleon was good; he almost had me backing frogs in a fight. Quote
Andydee Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Before I commit, how much plastic patio furniture is there in the IOM? Quote
SatanGreavsie Posted July 4, 2014 Author Posted July 4, 2014 Before I commit, how much plastic patio furniture is there in the IOM? it's bring yer own Quote
Henry_VIII Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 I was thinking today. What if we cleared the IOM of its population and then invited 16 teams, 5,000 a piece, of history's most hardened bastards to fight it out - no imported weapons, just what they could sort out for themselves. Who would win? You could have: 5000 of Genghis Khan's horse-riding nutjobs 5000 Zulu warriers (not the Brum fuckers but the real deal from the film of the same name). 5000 Vikings moored of the coast under the leadership of "Olaf The Cunt" 5000 SS stormtroopers commanded by Adolf 5000 Neanderthal warriors under the leadership of " Ughhh the Bleuurgh" 5000 Frenchies under Napoleon 5000 British and US special forces commanded by Churchill 5000 Stalingrad-hardened commies bullied by Stalin 5000 of Bolton's finest under Anewman 5000 kamikaze killers under the direction of Hirohito 5000 Spartans 5000 Romans under Caesar and Silvio Berlusconi 5000 Gurkhas lead by Marshal Sam 5000 Yeties lead by Chris Bonington 5000 Aztec rum-fuckers under the leadership of Motecuzoma 5000 Members of the Church of England General Synod It all kicks off.... who prevails? I've missed you Satan. I also love you. Quote
gonzo Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Having seen apocalypto I'm going for those Aztec fuckers. They could eat your brain in the time it takes you to decide wether it's to be plastic chair or two man table lift. Quote
Juan.Kerr Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Khans , Zulus , Gurkhas and Spartans in the semis. Khans v Gurkhas final with Khan prevailing. All hard as fuck, with little or no need of patio furniture, plastic or otherwise. Quote
athywhite1958 Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) oops Edited July 4, 2014 by athywhite1958 Quote
Sweep Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Having seen apocalypto I'm going for those Aztec fuckers. . A great film that, hard as fuckery those Aztecs Quote
deane koontz Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Genghis' merry men would prevail. But i believe not including the annunaki in your list is a glaring error. Quote
Sweep Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 I'm surprised not to see the Apache Indians in there as well, they were no shrinking violets Quote
RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 My money is on a bingo hall full of biddies when someone makes a false call on the national Quote
Juan.Kerr Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 I'm surprised not to see the Apache Indians in there as well, they were no shrinking violets Bastards. I'd forgotten them.Put them in instead of the Spartans please. Still Khans lot to prevail mind. How about a picture of that giant Genhis statue ? Quote
only1swanny Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Khans , Zulus , Gurkhas and Spartans in the semis. Khans v Gurkhas final with Khan prevailing. All hard as fuck, with little or no need of patio furniture, plastic or otherwise. This is exactly same as I reckoned. Gurkhas scare me. . Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Fuck me Napoleon was good; he almost had me backing frogs in a fight. According to Niall Ferguson, well, he reckons they have a pretty good record, contrary to popular opinion... France P 168 W 109 D 10 L 49 pts 337 He doesn't mention, however, that 79 of those wins came against the tiny Austrian Enclave of Ottophister - average population 2,100 men, women and children, and with a standing army a mere thirty in number. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France Quote
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