Politics

[royal white]

2 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Doubt it... take it from me she's a nutter

HBAHT

[Youri McAnespie]

39 minutes ago, Sweep said:

In my mind @Youri McAnespie

 Is just like The Dude

I do take an anti-gammon view of the world...

I do like White Russians.

But I can't abide long hair since, well, since I got my male contraceptive, my metalhead hair cut at 17ish...

And I hate slippers, especially leather ones.

[Sweep]

I bet you've got a rug that really pulls the room together though

[Youri McAnespie]

Nah, some chinaman micturated on it...

I have rugs in every room and they do tie the rooms together...

My only concession to carpeting is in the main bedroom...

[Spider]

Boris is doing it on purpose now isn’t he?

Him and Mogg sit up most nights - Boris being piped off by a rent boy and Mogg having his dick crushed inside a Victorian clothes mangle - and they dream up ways to ridicule the public by making Britain a laughing stock around the world.

Fuck me, did he he challenge all the other world leaders to see which one of them could throw their shoe over the building as well? It’s only a matter of time.

[bolty58]

20 hours ago, Spider said:

#InsideBoltysHead

……Mars bars aren’t as big as they used to be…….Need to get that moped exhaust burn off my willy before she sees it………Gibraltar should have more monkeys…..I bet YouriMcAnespie is a good dancer……Liz Truss smells like the gents bogs at Wigan Pier…….got an erection now…….they’ll all be sorry when when Trump marries Boris and we live in golden mansions…….the Aussie bloke across the street has nice teeth….Castrol GTX……..Rees-Mogg in a wetsuit……

You're getting as fucking loopy as Youri McAnaesthetic.

Might be time to revisit the ignore function methinks.

[Spider]

2 hours ago, bolty58 said:

You're getting as fucking loopy as Youri McAnaesthetic.

Might be time to revisit the ignore function methinks.

It’s just a jape

Stop being hysterical 🙃🙃

[Guest]

https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/sep/24/keir-starmer-centrists-leader-essay-party-modernise?__twitter_impression=true

[Farrelli]

It’s true that Labour have to step up and define their policies but I don’t think the polls are that relevant mid-term as plenty of the electorate will be undecided. If they still have a lead after this forthcoming Winter of discontent then it would be unbelievable. 

[Guest]

11 hours ago, Spider said:

Boris is doing it on purpose now isn’t he?

Him and Mogg sit up most nights - Boris being piped off by a rent boy and Mogg having his dick crushed inside a Victorian clothes mangle - and they dream up ways to ridicule the public by making Britain a laughing stock around the world.

Fuck me, did he he challenge all the other world leaders to see which one of them could throw their shoe over the building as well? It’s only a matter of time.

I blame the EU

[Spider]

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I blame the EU

😁

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

'Come on mate' ... that's impossible 🤷

Absolutely no jokes allowed.

Miserable cunts the lot of you. 🙂

I'll just post clips from Carry On filums instead. Matron.

[Carlos]

Raynor is on my tele more than Romesh Ranganathan. The chances that anyone in the south will vote for a gobby Northerner are fucking zero.

[Not in Crawley]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

'Come on mate' ... that's impossible 🤷

Youri's not nuts, he's having some of you for a right old wind up for his own amusement.

I don't blame him.

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Fucking hell... I can't believe I've fell for it 😏

well, you are only a PE teacher to be fair.

[Spider]

#InsideYourisHead

 

.......the sound of distant monkeys.......Atchung.........They wait, unblinking, their eyes never shifting their gaze.........hoover bags...........smells like seared flesh..........Shall I quote Kafka or Dostoevsky..........Norway, but bleaker...........

[Carlos]

26 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Who the fuck is Romesh ? 🤷

 

 

 

 

😃

His real name is Jonathan.

[mickbrown]

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Youri's not nuts, he's having some of you for a right old wind up for his own amusement.

I don't blame him.

Indeed.

I'd go as far to say he's probably the brightest bloke on here.

[Spider]

6 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Indeed.

I'd go as far to say he's probably the brightest bloke on here.

Crawley says he'll fight you outside the club shop using copies of The Iliad as weapons.

[Youri McAnespie]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

#InsideYourisHead

 

.......the sound of distant monkeys.......Atchung.........They wait, unblinking, their eyes never shifting their gaze.........hoover bags...........smells like seared flesh..........Shall I quote Kafka or Dostoevsky..........Norway, but bleaker...........

I have 'cyclone' style vaccums, one is a Vax, I think the other is Zanussi...Dust bags are ancient history, man.

Anyhow, I've a dust mite (well their faeces to be precise) allergy, so when I empty the canisters into the bin and bang out the cyclone/filters  I have to take an antihistamine beforehand...

Kafka is the biggest bag of shit ever committed to paper.

When people say 'Kafka-esque' I just presume they mean shite...

Edited September 24, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Youri McAnespie]

16 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Indeed.

I'd go as far to say he's probably the brightest bloke on here.

I'm blushing.

I like to hide my light under a bushel.

[Youri McAnespie]

1 hour ago, Carlos said:

His real name is Jonathan.

His full name is Jonathan Romesh Ranganathan.

But when he went to join 'Equity' there were; Jonathan Ranganathan, Jon Ranganathan and John Ranganathan already on the books...

So he went with his middle name instead - it's common practice in 'The Biz' if one's name is 'taken'.

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

His full name is Jonathan Romesh Ranganathan.

But when he went to join 'Equity' there were; Jonathan Ranganathan, Jon Ranganathan and John Ranganathan already on the books...

So he went with his middle name instead - it's common practice in 'The Biz' if one's name is 'taken'.

There are at least 4,000 Romesh Rangalathanathathathanathananathans

Barely an hour goes by on my telly screen when he doesn't appear, gazing smugly back at me, preparing to unleash one of his sphincter-clenching anecdotes about being a dark fella with a wonky eye.

He's definitely a Rothschild, firing out subliminal advertising on their behalf.

[Youri McAnespie]

His travelogues are alreet.

I don't watch those wanky panel shows or owt else he's in.

What I have seen, his mam is funnier.

See also: Jack Whitehall.

 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

His travelogues are alreet.

I don't watch those wanky panel shows or owt else he's in.

What I have seen, his mam is funnier.

See also: Jack Whitehall.

 

One of him might be bearable.

It just gets a bit much when his face is on every fucking channel.