stevieb Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Who lived in Manchester City centre a bit - triple wankshaft. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: But it's full of bellends. So is horwich just without the nice houses , pubs and people with a few quid that edgworth has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 I paid for some shopping with a £50 note in Aldi (Horwich) earlier today. The oohs and aahs and general confusion was embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Spider said: I paid for some shopping with a £50 note in Aldi (Horwich) earlier today. The oohs and aahs and general confusion was embarrassing They probably thought you’d put a bid in for the land the store was on with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 What peasants use cash money today? Horwich dingles that's who - probably weighed in some nicked copper cable. Uppity tramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 18 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: What peasants use cash money today? Horwich dingles that's who - probably weighed in some nicked copper cable. Uppity tramps. You are alarmingly close with your assumption 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 8, 2022 Moderators Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Winchester White said: Is it bollocks, the boundary between slabtown and dirtrod is the central carriageway of the M61 in the main. AKA Stinky Bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Spider said: You are alarmingly close with your assumption 😳 You're a fellow GL scrubber with sticky fingers it wasn't some great leap in imagination - I steal from traintracks but smartwater has been a game changer, the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 8, 2022 Moderators Share Posted January 8, 2022 Horwich Boris "Manchester United" IPA Eamon Holmes  Anything else on Youri's trigger list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Zico said: Horwich Boris "Manchester United" IPA Eamon Holmes  Anything else on Youri's trigger list? Tim Lovejoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 8, 2022 Moderators Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 minute ago, stevieb said: Tim Lovejoy To be fair he's the only one who brings him up And Eamon Holmes also   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Craft ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Zico said: Horwich Boris "Manchester United" IPA Eamon Holmes  Anything else on Youri's trigger list? You got a spare few hours? It's not 'Boris' ffs it's twatface. The Scum are the Vermin. IPA is alreet - just not at ooh look at me paying £8 for a tin laced with cranberry that explodes. Edited January 8, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 59 minutes ago, Zico said: AKA Stinky Bridge Aye, the stench from the waterworks years back was awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Always got a soft spot for Turton and Bromley Cross after going to sixth form there. Used to like The Railway if its still there. Aye, it's still there. Called in for a quick pint pre-Christmas. It's been done up, was nice. They do food as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 8, 2022 Members Share Posted January 8, 2022 58 minutes ago, jeep said: Aye, it's still there. Called in for a quick pint pre-Christmas. It's been done up, was nice. They do food as well. My mate Craig runs it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 @Youri McAnespie you’ve forgotten the ease of finding cheap dental treatment. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2496527.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, MickyD said: @Youri McAnespie you’ve forgotten the ease of finding cheap dental treatment. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2496527.stm I'd forgot about that, nice recall, MickyD. It's a millionaire's playground when they're not getting high on drain cleaner and pulling each other's teeth out. Fucking shithole full of rednecks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, MickyD said: @Youri McAnespie you’ve forgotten the ease of finding cheap dental treatment. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2496527.stm 2002? It's been gentrified with the racists escaping Indians 2 doors down and lesbians escaping City centre living since then. Horwich... The place Great Lever mentalists wish they'd escaped to when they had the chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, stevieb said: 2002? It's been gentrified with the racists escaping Indians 2 doors down and lesbians escaping City centre living since then. Horwich... The place Great Lever mentalists wish they'd escaped to when they had the chance I have two houses both paid and done and dusted. One is massive and could be flogged for a quarter million - and nobody removes shoes and travels 10 miles to assault an elderly asian bloke. And mental is moving eight further miles from the twelve from Bolton to Manchester. When you work in Manchester. My mortgage this month - zero, zip, nada, nowt, nothing. I left my mentalist in El Segundo. Edited January 8, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Escobarp said: Edgworth is lovely though. Is it not Blackburn, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 8, 2022 Members Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Traf said: Is it not Blackburn, though? I had to go to go see a patient there and I deffo drove past a sign saying welcome to Blackburn. Lovely house too. Was in my element Edited January 8, 2022 by bolton_blondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I have two houses both paid and done and dusted. One is massive and could be flogged for a quarter million - and nobody removes shoes and travels 10 miles to assault an elderly asian bloke. And mental is moving eight further miles from the twelve from Bolton to Manchester. When you work in Manchester. My mortgage this month - zero, zip, nada, nowt, nothing. 🤣 I don't work in Manchester anymore. WFH bastard. I'm wanting to move to chorley but the Mrs isn't for having it now she's the one commuting to manc every so often. Selfish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Just now, Traf said: Is it not Blackburn, though? It says so on the wheelie bins. I went up past Crowthorne once to pick up some building materials - the BL postcode was bollocks, I was halfway to Cumbria, the bloke said if you go about half a mile up the road you can see Blackpool Tower and The Big One - nah you're alreet, I'll just go back to nearer sea-level before cranial oedema sets in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, stevieb said: 🤣 I don't work in Manchester anymore. WFH bastard. I'm wanting to move to chorley but the Mrs isn't for having it now she's the one commuting to manc every so often. Selfish cunt. Some girl from Chorley was after raping me and quite persistent - but she had an on/off boyfriend ten years her junior who lived under her stairs playing Call of Duty. They do have a Booths though so swings etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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