Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

27 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Contrast that with May last year. It was like a war zone going into some of those homes. I've never seen anything like it - one of the only times I've been truly shocked as a nurse. 

And I've seen a man with no anal sphincter! 

Give over I’m having my tea 😐

33 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Contrast that with May last year. It was like a war zone going into some of those homes. I've never seen anything like it - one of the only times I've been truly shocked as a nurse. 

And I've seen a man with no anal sphincter! 

So basically, he was shitting everywhere.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

49 folk in Bolton hospital with Covid today.

5 of them have had both jabs 😳😳😳

 

the rest haven’t, only a handful have had one jab.

49 is, in fairness, a pretty high number.

 

It'll be interesting (really not the right word) to see the outcome for the 5 double-vaxxed and the handful that have had one jab

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

 

Discussion in parliament earlier.

If, after both jabs, we have an effectiveness rate of 90%, then that's pretty good.

However, that leaves 10% not necessarily protected (fully).

Apply that to those in Bolton, and it fits very closely. 

It does bring home the need, to keep number and cases down as much as possible, until the 'herd immunity' figure for vaccination is reached.

Not quite so sure now, thinking about it.

Theoretically, in time you would expect to see 100% of those in hospital with covid to have had both jabs.

Obviously, with those not having any that will not be the case.

So perhaps the current figures are a bit coincidental, or perhaps not. 🤔

Brain hurts.

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

And I've seen a man with no anal sphincter! 

I was young and needed the money

9 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Like everywhere, they need to get vaccinated. Let's not forget the EU (Italy) blocked the dispatch of a tranche of vaccine to Australia; hopefully that's been resolved now.

I think the UK sent Australia 500k + after the Italians reneged. 

Just now, Burnden Pies said:

I think the UK sent Australia 500k + after the Italians reneged. 

Tip top.

Now, after all that posturing, they don't bloody well want any more!

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Tip top.

Now, after all that posturing, they don't bloody well want any more!

Not like the Italians to change their minds is it? 😃

Just now, Burnden Pies said:

Not like the Italians to change their minds is it? 😃

No, they seem to have a penchant for things German too!

3 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

No, they seem to have a penchant for things German too!

Well up to 1917 or 1943 they do 😃

10 minutes ago, Burnden Pies said:

Well up to 1917 or 1943 they do 😃

Have they worked out yet that Pfizer isn't a machine gun?

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/may/27/bbc-presenter-lisa-shaw-died-of-blood-clot-after-astrazeneca-jab-family-says
 

The anti vaxxers/covid deniers are all over this  

3 minutes ago, royal white said:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/may/27/bbc-presenter-lisa-shaw-died-of-blood-clot-after-astrazeneca-jab-family-says
 

The anti vaxxers/covid deniers are all over this  

That's because they're statistically illiterate! 

There's a special place in hell for those people...... 

3 minutes ago, royal white said:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/may/27/bbc-presenter-lisa-shaw-died-of-blood-clot-after-astrazeneca-jab-family-says
 

The anti vaxxers/covid deniers are all over this  

A great shame for the poor lass and her family. 

Just hope the scientists can actually find the cause, then they can determine those folk that shouldn't have it. Should put the anti cunts to bed then.

One for you @Aniand @leigh whiteto get his manky tooth into 😃 

 

 

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Wrong thread sorry

25 minutes ago, royal white said:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/may/27/bbc-presenter-lisa-shaw-died-of-blood-clot-after-astrazeneca-jab-family-says
 

The anti vaxxers/covid deniers are all over this  

More chance of getting struck by lightning on the way to the jab centre. 

16 minutes ago, gonzo said:

More chance of getting struck by lightning on the way to the jab centre. 

Sad sad story though. 

8 minutes ago, gonzo said:

More chance of getting struck by lightning on the way to the jab centre. 

Like them facts will stop them spewing their bullshit. 

My Mums uncle is 90 now so has a cleaner come round to help him. She went seeing him other day when cleaner was there. Girl in her 30s, inevitably got talking about covid and the vaccine, she told ma mum that she won't be having it like most of her friends, when asked why "cos I reckon it does have a chip in it that they will track you with". Dear lord, I thought that nonsense had died a death in the same way 5G conspiracies did this time last year. Fruit loops amongst us. 

It also didn't escape me that she goes in multiple households for a living 🙄

2 minutes ago, boogs said:

Like them facts will stop them spewing their bullshit. 

My Mums uncle is 90 now so has a cleaner come round to help him. She went seeing him other day when cleaner was there. Girl in her 30s, inevitably got talking about covid and the vaccine, she told ma mum that she won't be having it like most of her friends, when asked why "cos I reckon it does have a chip in it that they will track you with". Dear lord, I thought that nonsense had died a death in the same way 5G conspiracies did this time last year. Fruit loops amongst us. 

It also didn't escape me that she goes in multiple households for a living 🙄

Get another cleaner?

My mate has his 2nd jab last wednesday, tested positive a week later 👀

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Get another cleaner?

Oh don't worry, at the end of telling me the tale ma mums last comment was "so that'll be the last time we see her" 😁

2 minutes ago, Horwich said:

My mate has his 2nd jab last wednesday, tested positive a week later 👀

Entirely possible, no immunisation is 100%.

But you know this I assume?

7 minutes ago, boogs said:

Oh don't worry, at the end of telling me the tale ma mums last comment was "so that'll be the last time we see her" 😁

Good. Selfish cow. (the cleaner not your Mam) 😂

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Good. Selfish cow. (the cleaner not your Mam) 😂

Mam? You scouce or manc? 💣😆

9 minutes ago, Horwich said:

My mate has his 2nd jab last wednesday, tested positive a week later 👀

This will happen, I've had both jabs but had to do a PCR today as someone at work that I spent supervising for an hour has sent in a sicknote with suspected covid written on it, fucking fuming with the GP for putting that after what was just a telephone consultation. Anyway, just came back negative, but know folk who've tested tested positive after two jabs. Hopefully shouldn't get ill though.

Casino, is your Mrs performing this kind of shithousery too? Can you ask her, suppose they are covering their backs to be fair.