Members Rudy Posted December 16, 2020 Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 Not having one this year so we’ve been reminiscing about last years smaller team outing. Trainee lad didn’t drink much in Uni but fair play to him came along with us seasoned drinkers. It was bad news when someone made a comment that he wasn’t keeping up, so he started downing his pints. Went to Akbar’s for a ruby and he was pissed as a fart, mixing his drinks. After It we went into a pub abs he looked in a bad place. He staggered to the toilet. 10 mins passed and someone checked on him. He was sat on the throne with the seat down, it had come out of both ends and he was covered in it and asleep. Had to ring him Mam to come and get him. After we took a few pictures that somehow make it around work every now and again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Free bars are lethal, esp when in the better days clients were spending lots. We had one at some posh london hotel. Everyone was saying the floor was a bit slippery. After one too many I slipped, reached out instinctively to grab anything i could whih happened to be one of those tall standing glass tables. Down it came with me, in front of everyone. Shamed and smashed on the floor, surrounded by glass and £7,000 worth of damage. Not as bad as the lady who vomited into the face of the CEO's wife though the year after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 16, 2020 Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 I dread to think. Got barred from red hall for trying to steal their Xmas decorations when I was wankered. puked up in a plant pot at the moat House after calling one of the managers a perv. 2 years ago at rivvy barn they had a bucking reindeer thing. Woman went on, dress ended up round her waist with her sanitary pad on show for everyone to see. That was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 16, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2020 around 99/00 we had ours in Wilmslow at some restaurant when we finishsed planned on a massive pub crawl cept the vast majority had shut for the day because of a gypsy funeral getting out of hand early doors so it was a bit shit don't think I've ever had one more or less memorable than that however, my mate, works for Barclays and one year they took them to some posh country house / estate type place somewher in Cheshire - picked everyone up on a coach which waited outside whilst they had meal and free bar etc etc one bloke then thought it would be funny to nab the drivers keys from his pocket and take the coach for a spin round the car parks and grounds, which he promptly ruined tearing up grass and flower beds, hit a tree then ended up driving into a lake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 16, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2020 actually now I think about it I have, and posted this before so just had to find it and copy and paste John Thomson (fast show etc) - 2001 in the Met in Didsbury end of the night after a christmas do, pub is virtually empty sat with his mate, boss wanted to say hello as a fan of cold feet, so went on over to begin with, very decent bloke, got chatting about all sorts of stuff he was v pissed, eyes glazed over but was holding it together well next thing decides we're journalists and my boss' briefcase has a tape recorder in it gets aggressive, kicking off, wrestles with boss for briefcase, opens it, picks out a phone charger, holds it up and starts giving it "who the fck you think you are, i fcking knew it, you cnts, come on then" starts going for us bar staff hold him back we leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 46 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: actually now I think about it I have, and posted this before so just had to find it and copy and paste John Thomson (fast show etc) - 2001 in the Met in Didsbury end of the night after a christmas do, pub is virtually empty sat with his mate, boss wanted to say hello as a fan of cold feet, so went on over to begin with, very decent bloke, got chatting about all sorts of stuff he was v pissed, eyes glazed over but was holding it together well next thing decides we're journalists and my boss' briefcase has a tape recorder in it gets aggressive, kicking off, wrestles with boss for briefcase, opens it, picks out a phone charger, holds it up and starts giving it "who the fck you think you are, i fcking knew it, you cnts, come on then" starts going for us bar staff hold him back we leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said: actually now I think about it I have, and posted this before so just had to find it and copy and paste John Thomson (fast show etc) - 2001 in the Met in Didsbury end of the night after a christmas do, pub is virtually empty sat with his mate, boss wanted to say hello as a fan of cold feet, so went on over to begin with, very decent bloke, got chatting about all sorts of stuff he was v pissed, eyes glazed over but was holding it together well next thing decides we're journalists and my boss' briefcase has a tape recorder in it gets aggressive, kicking off, wrestles with boss for briefcase, opens it, picks out a phone charger, holds it up and starts giving it "who the fck you think you are, i fcking knew it, you cnts, come on then" starts going for us bar staff hold him back we leave Bing fueled paranoia. ITK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 When I worked at an insurance firm as a lad they would have a social club, once a month we would try and do a bit of team bonding, it usually resulted in everyone getting smashed and shagging and doing the walk of shame on a Monday. It got out of hand so the organiser of it said she wanted to do something classy, so opted for a wine and cheese night in the office. it ended up being carnage one lad was dancing on the tables with his old man out on show The place got trashed and the social club got binned which just made Christmas doos the biggest blowout of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Couple of years back works do was a meal in the northern quarter starting at 3pm. Gets on the red wine. Headed for the last train from manc after boozing on red wine for 6 + hours. Got woken up 1 stop before Blackpool by the ticket inspector. £80 taxi home. Luckily the Mrs just laughed it off..... Did she fuck! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 Nothing too eventful, the usual - pissed up folk telling their bosses what they thought of them, falling over, meltdowns etc. One year my boss gave me an accidental flash when hammered trying to get up from a sofa, she was not as trim as I had imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Another time, our company did the PR for a members club in town called the Hospital Club. They did free drinks again but t was mainly cocktails and loads of Negroni's. Now a negroni is lovely, but is supposed to be drank before food because it basically just booze - gin, campari and vermouth. Everyone was completely battered, fights the lot, one girl was woken up by the cleaners the morning after falling asleep, bloke who had been with the company for two weeks came in at lunchtime the next da and was turned around and walked out as he had been handsy with one of the intern girls. Lots the account, and the compnay was banned from the club. Shame as we all had membership, not so much a shame has it was a prentious horrible place full of Nathan Barley's and TV presenters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 back in the late 80s early 90s we would go to the Willows salford Rugby club every year seen all the old 60s groups had some Amazing night in there every year i would tap up Fingering birds arses the lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, ZicoKelly said: actually now I think about it I have, and posted this before so just had to find it and copy and paste John Thomson (fast show etc) - 2001 in the Met in Didsbury end of the night after a christmas do, pub is virtually empty sat with his mate, boss wanted to say hello as a fan of cold feet, so went on over to begin with, very decent bloke, got chatting about all sorts of stuff he was v pissed, eyes glazed over but was holding it together well next thing decides we're journalists and my boss' briefcase has a tape recorder in it gets aggressive, kicking off, wrestles with boss for briefcase, opens it, picks out a phone charger, holds it up and starts giving it "who the fck you think you are, i fcking knew it, you cnts, come on then" starts going for us bar staff hold him back we leave Ha ha remember you telling me about this Used to see him around Dids loads Oh and Works Xmas do’s are a pain in the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, jules_darby said: Oh and Works Xmas do’s are a pain in the arse Not missed at all this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 i go on my mates every year this year a meal in Culceath booked 2 pubs before one local if we drop a Tire of one in Culceath if we dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, little whitt said: booked 2 pubs before one local if we drop a Tire of one in Culceath if we dont Que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Traf said: Que? I think he means one in Doncaster and one in Culcheth 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 51 minutes ago, little whitt said: back in the late 80s early 90s we would go to the Willows salford Rugby club every year seen all the old 60s groups had some Amazing night in there every year i would tap up Fingering birds arses the lot The old chocolate finger eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 A finger of fudge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 A fudger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Don't think I've ever been to an organised Christmas do, having been self-employed for so long. My "do" is usually last home game before Christmas, then out in Bolton until stupid o'clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Traf said: Don't think I've ever been to an organised Christmas do, having been self-employed for so long. My "do" is usually last home game before Christmas, then out in Bolton until stupid o'clock. Best way Works Christmas parties a full of two faced cnuts being all nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Best way Works Christmas parties a full of two faced cnuts being all nice absolutely spot on. I choose not to socialise with them through they year cos I don’t like them. Doesn’t change just cos it’s Xmas. Always someone acting the big man as well. Without fail. Knowing full well nobody can do fuck all as they will end up getting grief at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, Traf said: A finger of fudge... .....is just enough to send you off to GERMANY..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 46 minutes ago, Escobarp said: absolutely spot on. I choose not to socialise with them through they year cos I don’t like them. Doesn’t change just cos it’s Xmas. Always someone acting the big man as well. Without fail. Knowing full well nobody can do fuck all as they will end up getting grief at work. 😂😂 that’s the most Esco thing I’ve read I have to get on with my colleagues, travel the world with them if you don’t click it’s awful at times, but luckily I have a great set of colleagues The big corporate doo I don’t enjoy, have to be on best behaviour , it’s a long long night and I despise wearing a suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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