Celebs you'd love to windmill

[Spider]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Straight to the mains that one. 

Your ‘little man in a boat’ will end up looking like a medicine ball at this rate.

[bolty58]

11 minutes ago, jules_darby said:

So the experts are wrong just because you don’t like it...how familiar! 🤣

I was primarily posting about the history of “they”, as per Swanny’s question, but of course you jumped on the bit that offended you, didn’t you Karen ❄️ 
 

 

 

Apologies Marigold. That gusset still knotted I see.

[bolty58]

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

 

I really wonder about folk who give a single solitary shit about what consenting adults do with their widgies, fannies or bottoms at bedtime or how they wish to be addressed.

 

I'll ignore the rest of your inane witterings. Just this one. It fucks with the English language. Quite simple. Use 'it'.

[bolty58]

48 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

If Lammy medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present...

I won't be twisting my melon trying to comprehend that.

[bolty58]

11 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

He isn't a celebrity, just an alround glass chinned thick illiterate cunt.

...and I thought we got along 

[Youri McAnespie]

Just now, bolty58 said:

Apologies Marigold. That gusset still knotted I see.

Do you actually read the posts? I plainly state I couldn't give less of a fuck about Sam Smith.

I was more geared towards pointing out you'd have been expelled from 'your' beloved party many, many times over (if you were a member and someone reported you).

[jules_darby]

14 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

I'll ignore the rest of your inane witterings. Just this one. It fucks with the English language. Quite simple. Use 'it'.

Why?

[bolty58]

14 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Do you actually read the posts? I plainly state I couldn't give less of a fuck about Sam Smith.

I was more geared towards pointing out you'd have been expelled from 'your' beloved party many, many times over (if you were a member and someone reported you).

Do you actually read who the posts are addressed to? 

In your case, I told you that I wasn't wasting any time on the dross in your post and homing in on the point of interest to me i.e. the bastardisation of the English language.  

My beloved party? Beloved? As a working class conservative, the one I prefer to win for sure and certain. Beloved?

 

Edited January 6, 2021 by bolty58

[bolty58]

Just now, jules_darby said:

Why?

Emcee A.

[Youri McAnespie]

8 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

...In your case, I told you that I wasn't wasting any time on the dross in your post and homing in on the point of interest to me i.e. the bastradisation of the English language.  

My beloved party? Beloved? As a working class conservative, the one I prefer to win for sure and certain. Beloved?

 

You're supposed to put (sic) after a deliberate or directly quoted misspelling.

If 'the English language' hadn't been bastradised (sic) down the centuries we'd all be speaking something similar to Welsh.

And if the Tories aren't beloved to you, why do you never stop singing their praises?

Even though they'd turf you out in the blink of an eyelid.

Edited January 6, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Spider]

Bolty doth protest too much.

[Spider]

Thys man is God-fearing and no common cur.

He is symple from hys mother’s wombe, but a goode Hodge who will work an honest daie for hys supper.

At times hee doth wander abroad for many daies on end. Yf any man of goodewill do read thys note, give him a daies worke and hys supper then do you point hym out ye true road to Bowl-ton, wheer he is a faithefull servant.

[L/H White]

if its to windmill my penis in thier faces, i have a very long list, very long

[Dr Faustus]

1 hour ago, bolty58 said:

I'll ignore the rest of your inane witterings. Just this one. It fucks with the English language. Quite simple. Use 'it'.

I normally don't rise, however this has touched a nerve.

As a proud father of a wonderful, sensitive yet confused teenager, I would drop you in a fucking instant if they were referred to as 'it' 

[Spider]

5 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

I normally don't rise, however this has touched a nerve.

As a proud father of a wonderful, sensitive yet confused teenager, I would drop you in a fucking instant if they were referred to as 'it' 

He doesn’t like change

[Sweep]

13 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

I normally don't rise, however this has touched a nerve.

As a proud father of a wonderful, sensitive yet confused teenager, I would drop you in a fucking instant if they were referred to as 'it' 

Sorry to hear that, obviously it's not easy to understand, especially for some older folk like Bolty, but it must be strange to live with. One of of our friends (well a bloke who we see in the club on a Friday and Saturday sometimes) has a child who is also confused, this only came to light about 18 months ago, when they found out she (born a girl) has been hurting/cutting herself - I don't know all the details, as you don't like to pry, but from what I can gather she's struggling with the fact that she's not a boy, from what I can tell, it turns out she'd been feeling like that for about 10 years. She's about 15 or 16 now, and I all over the place from what I can gather. I've not seen the bloke for the best part of a year, for obvious reasons, so don't know what the latest is, and what help she's managed to get. You're right though, it does sound a bit harsh for somebody to refer to another human as "it"

[jules_darby]

16 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

I normally don't rise, however this has touched a nerve.

As a proud father of a wonderful, sensitive yet confused teenager, I would drop you in a fucking instant if they were referred to as 'it' 

And there we have it; this is actual life for many. Don't blame you Dr F...

I do like to think that Bolty is just posturing on here and that he wouldn't dream of being so rude and disrespectful in reality

[jules_darby]

15 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Ffs! It's gone all fucking J K Rowling, You lot get windmilling each other while I get back to the original thread.

John Barrowman and Elton John

2 John's for the price of one.

 

Someone else is clearly protesting too much... 👀

[Youri McAnespie]

27 minutes ago, Sweep said:

...You're right though, it does sound a bit harsh for somebody to refer to another human as "it"...

They (Bolty) are in good company though...

 

Even a relative dinosaur like Souness looks uncomfortable...

Even dogs and cats etc. get a 'him' or 'her'...

Edited January 6, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[H]

Harry Hill

Went to see him live with a few mates and left for the pub at the interval. He's a bigger pillock live than on TV.

Edited January 6, 2021 by H

[little whitt]

21 hours ago, DazBob said:

Is he still a celeb?

I assumed he'd been rumbled as a straight man playing the long game by pretending to be very gay just so he could touch women's boobs - and fair play to him for that.

he has been COCKED more times then John Wayne's Gun

[Not in Crawley]

3 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

I normally don't rise, however this has touched a nerve.

As a proud father of a wonderful, sensitive yet confused teenager, I would drop you in a fucking instant if they were referred to as 

Rise above it again. The only use Bolty has round here is to give everyone else a good laugh.

 

[Rudy]

4 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

I normally don't rise, however this has touched a nerve.

As a proud father of a wonderful, sensitive yet confused teenager, I would drop you in a fucking instant if they were referred to as 'it' 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

3 hours ago, H said:

Harry Hill

Went to see him live with a few mates and left for the pub at the interval. He's a bigger pillock live than on TV.

Forgot about this mon. 

So shit he's better ignored, as you did.

[Youri McAnespie]

He's a qualified doctor (Hill).

As is 'well good' Lee Nelson (can't remember his real name).