Mounts Kipper Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) The adverts are worse begging for money, dis boys got pneumonia dis boys got pneumonia, then the over 50 bloke happy as fuck because he’s got his funeral insurance sorted (it’s fuck all to be happy about)Then the poor donkeys that look like they’d be better put out of there misery. Proper depressing stuff. Edited March 5, 2021 by Mounts Kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 5, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said: The adverts are worse begging for money, dis boys got pneumonia dis boys got pneumonia, then the over 50 bloke happy as fuck because he’s got his funeral insurance sorted. Then the poor donkeys that look like they’d be better put out of there misery. Proper depressing stuff. I forgot to mention the donkeys. They must be raking the dosh in given the amount they spend on telly advertising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 5, 2021 Members Share Posted March 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: I forgot to mention the donkeys. They must be raking the dosh in given the amount they spend on telly advertising. Love a donkey though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 5, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Love a donkey though! You’re a mucky pup, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 5, 2021 Members Share Posted March 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, Spider said: I forgot to mention the donkeys. They must be raking the dosh in given the amount they spend on telly advertising. Snow leopards are the new donkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 5, 2021 Members Share Posted March 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: You’re a mucky pup, you. Its the hormones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Love a donkey though! We’ve had enough donkeys at Bolton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Spider said: Like most, I've ended up with half an eye on more daytime telly over the last few months. Here are some things I have noticed: * The target market for advertisers are hard up pisspots (Loan shark companies) and elderly coin collectors who love Spitfires and that (Michael Burke earnestly encouraging the nation's coffin dodgers to buy half a sovereign with a picture of the Red Baron on or something like that. * That massive bird from Middlesbrough (Stef?) who looks like a cross between Max Headroom and Hulk Hogan has a lunchtime show that seems to be produced by a load of 12 year olds with a camcorder and a running order written by some pigeons that have trod in a puddle of ink. * There's a lot of people who don't work that spend their time either buying £5 antiques or £50,000 timeshares about 40 miles from the nearest Spanish beach, all whilst claiming it's luxurious and exactly what they've always dreamed of when they'd have been better off buying a 4th floor flat in Walsall overlooking a nearby metal fabrication factory. It must be responsible for the bulk of UK suicides. get a proper job you bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted March 5, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2021 I can't have the TV on working from home. Too much of a distraction and too many teams meetings and calls anyway. I do listen to the radio sometimes though when I have a break. When I was off with Covid, I got back into Homes Under the Hammer though, ace programme that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Homes under the hammer would be great if they included ones were they spent a shed load of money buying it, doing it up and then it’s valued at less than what they spent because it’s still a two bed terrace in Stoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 24 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: Homes under the hammer would be great if they included ones were they spent a shed load of money buying it, doing it up and then it’s valued at less than what they spent because it’s still a two bed terrace in Stoke Yes very rare you see folk losing out most make something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 5, 2021 Members Share Posted March 5, 2021 Still don't get why Dion Dublin is presenting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Still don't get why Dion Dublin is presenting it. He’s got a massive property portfolio (and knob if rumors are to be believed but that’s an aside ) so that’s how he got the gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Dublin seems a decent geezer roberts is a diva married with kids hmmm the jock Martel looks a Mucky one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 them Dark little kids in Africa who have walk 10 mile to get water from a stream that said Donkey just pissed in Why not move your mud hut net to the stream FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 5, 2021 Members Share Posted March 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, little whitt said: them Dark little kids in Africa who have walk 10 mile to get water from a stream that said Donkey just pissed in Why not move your mud hut net to the stream FFS Like a WW Bob Geldof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said: Then the poor donkeys that look like they’d be better put out of there misery. Proper depressing stuff. 1 hour ago, Spider said: I forgot to mention the donkeys. They must be raking the dosh in given the amount they spend on telly advertising. 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Love a donkey though! Right, the donkeys, unless it's bloody obvious like having foot long hooves or having about eight tonnes of rubble tied to them with hessian rope - how does one tell if a donkey is happy? Even pampered neddies with gold stables and cocaine-laced hay in their manger look pissed off and hard-done-by, it's their default look. There was sommat on the telly once about disparity in charitable contributions, apparently one single donkey sanctuary in Somerset or somewhere took more in donations than the top 3 charities for women abuse victims (abused women, not henpecked blokes 😀) put together. I dunno how the owners of those commemorative coin peddling 'Mints' sleep at night - fucking cunts bamboozling old duffers into thinking they'll leave a 'legacy' not a load of worthless tat. Be better off buying fucking chocolate coins or shopping trolley tokens as an investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 5, 2021 Members Share Posted March 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Like a WW Bob Geldof Bald Geldof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said: The adverts are worse begging for money, dis boys got pneumonia dis boys got pneumonia, then the over 50 bloke happy as fuck because he’s got his funeral insurance sorted (it’s fuck all to be happy about)Then the poor donkeys that look like they’d be better put out of there misery. Proper depressing stuff. Went into the village co-op last year and they were giving out leaflets about taking out funeral insurance... the grey haired spectacled nonce on the cover looked just like me... bastards. I like Bargain Hunt, I would love to have a go... I'd be out on some antiques fair with my ferrets and best Bowton attitude... "I'm looking for a BARGAIN pal, do as I tell you or eff off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 I don't know whether it's classed as daytime TV but bargain loving brits in the sun is my favourite. Basically people moving from England with fuck all and living on a caravan park in Spain looking for work. "David and Steve have give up their jobs as barmen in Skegness to chase their dream of living in the sun. They're moving to Spain with no job, nowhere to live and their life savings of 4 grand" It's fucking ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 5, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2021 34 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Right, the donkeys, unless it's bloody obvious like having foot long hooves or having about eight tonnes of rubble tied to them with hessian rope - how does one tell if a donkey is happy? Even pampered neddies with gold stables and cocaine-laced hay in their manger look pissed off and hard-done-by, it's their default look. There was sommat on the telly once about disparity in charitable contributions, apparently one single donkey sanctuary in Somerset or somewhere took more in donations than the top 3 charities for women abuse victims (abused women, not henpecked blokes 😀) put together. I dunno how the owners of those commemorative coin peddling 'Mints' sleep at night - fucking cunts bamboozling old duffers into thinking they'll leave a 'legacy' not a load of worthless tat. Be better off buying fucking chocolate coins or shopping trolley tokens as an investment. I do like how they wheel out Simon Weston now and again. Great advert for signing up to the forces that is. ”Join the navy, and you could end up with a face like Dot Cotton’s lung, flogging Spitfire coins to dementia patients when you’re de-frocked” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: I do like how they wheel out Simon Weston now and again. Great advert for signing up to the forces that is. ”Join the navy, and you could end up with a face like Dot Cotton’s lung, flogging Spitfire coins to dementia patients when you’re de-frocked” Never get any older looking that lad. Must have an ageing portrait of himself in his attic. Nobody ever picks June Brown for the deadpool, she favvers the walking dead and smokes like a beagle... Whenever she's on the telly I turn over in case she pegs it live on air. Tommy Cooper was enough. It was the only time he actually made me laugh. I thought he'd updated his act to compete with the zany non-sequitur stuff like The Young Ones or Monty Python... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 5, 2021 Members Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Never get any older looking that lad. Must have an ageing portrait of himself in his attic. Nobody ever picks June Brown for the deadpool, she favvers the walking dead and smokes like a beagle... Whenever she's on the telly I turn over in case she pegs it live on air. Tommy Cooper was enough. It was the only time he actually made me laugh. I thought he'd updated his act to compete with the zany non-sequitur stuff like The Young Ones or Monty Python... Ahem. I picked her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 She ain't come in yet 😀. Dot count your chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 43 minutes ago, stevieb said: I don't know whether it's classed as daytime TV but bargain loving brits in the sun is my favourite. Basically people moving from England with fuck all and living on a caravan park in Spain looking for work. "David and Steve have give up their jobs as barmen in Skegness to chase their dream of living in the sun. They're moving to Spain with no job, nowhere to live and their life savings of 4 grand" It's fucking ace. Do you not fancy living on Saydo Park? It's only 40 miles from the beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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