Members Rudy Posted December 20, 2021 Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 Don’t see them that often these days or maybe I do and they’re just exceptional. Today in Tesco I saw a chap with a wig on that was so bad I wanted to praise him for having the bollocks to step out in the public wearing. Didnt fit, colour didn’t match the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 They can comment on underage girls tits without fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 20, 2021 Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 I once went into a patients wardrobe looking for a spare catheter and when I opened it there was a mannequin head with a styrup on it. When I say I nearly had a heart attack, I nearly had a heart attack. I actually screamed and shat myself at the same time. Owd fella was howling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 20, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I once went into a patients wardrobe looking for a spare catheter and when I opened it there was a mannequin head with a styrup on it. When I say I nearly had a heart attack, I nearly had a heart attack. I actually screamed and shat myself at the same time. Owd fella was howling. 😂You really do need to write a book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 20, 2021 Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: 😂You really do need to write a book Confessions of a district nurse (who shouldn't be in nursing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshape Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 51 minutes ago, Rudy said: Don’t see them that often these days or maybe I do and they’re just exceptional. Today in Tesco I saw a chap with a wig on that was so bad I wanted to praise him for having the bollocks to step out in the public wearing. Didnt fit, colour didn’t match the sides. Did it have a chin strap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: Don’t see them that often these days or maybe I do and they’re just exceptional. Today in Tesco I saw a chap with a wig on that was so bad I wanted to praise him for having the bollocks to step out in the public wearing. Didnt fit, colour didn’t match the sides. 13 minutes ago, tshape said: Did it have a chin strap? To be a really bad wig it has to have a price tag still on it while he’s wearing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Doesn’t Tim Burgess wear several? Including a very camp black bob that inspired a poster to claim he was saying 'Hiya Love!' (Because he was also waving). He looked ludicrous (as in ridiculous not the singer/rapper). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Doesn’t Tim Burgess wear several? Including a very camp black bob that inspired a poster to claim he was saying 'Hiya Love!' (Because he was also waving). He looked ludicrous (as in ridiculous not the singer/rapper). He wanted to bum me once. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 20, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Doesn’t Tim Burgess wear several? Including a very camp black bob that inspired a poster to claim he was saying 'Hiya Love!' (Because he was also waving). He looked ludicrous (as in ridiculous not the singer/rapper). He wants to look like Cobain but instead ended up looking like Gail Platt The Charlatans what a fitting name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, Spider said: He wanted to bum me once. True story. Why just once? I didn't think he was a man very good at picking out curtains and cushions and eating brunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: He wanted to bum me once. True story. Read about the band blowing cocaine up each others arses for quicker effects so doesn't surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Youri McAnespie Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: He wants to look like Cobain but instead ended up looking like Gail Platt The Charlatans what a fitting name. He has been photographed with a sparse patch of purple real hair then next thing he's Gail with a dodgy syrup on. What a shambles. Unless he takes so many drugs he simply doesn’t care - in that case fair play to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Why just once? I didn't think he was a man very good at picking out curtains and cushions and eating brunch. He invited me backstage at a Stone Roses gig. I was absolutely muntered on a bag of god knows what that I had procured from a serious-looking stranger in the crowd. Fortunately, my wingman had chosen that moment to disappear and he was equally off his tits as I was, and I didn't want to abandon him just for a backstage wander. It was only afterwards that it occured to me that Our Tim was probably lining my delicate little flower up for a sordid beasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 20, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 If you look a twat but the music is good no one gives a fuck what you look like Unfortunately for Tim….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 They all want to go for the Little Whitt look now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Didn't think you'd be a fan - did your travel agent wear one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, green genie said: Read about the band blowing cocaine up each others arses for quicker effects so doesn't surprise me. Aka The Stevie Nicks. Joanna Lumley currently 'missing' (fao the O.B. - she's in Holmes' garage you fools) used to get done up the wrong 'un by that coffee pimp with a chan dusted widgie. Her ringer gave up the ghost and now she has a plastic one - like the valve on a bottle of Heinz Ketchup 'squeezable'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 20, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Aka The Stevie Nicks. Joanna Lumley currently 'missing' (fao the O.B. - she's in Holmes' garage you fools) used to get done up the wrong 'un by that coffee pimp with a chan dusted widgie. Her ringer gave up the ghost and now she has a plastic one - like the valve on a bottle of Heinz Ketchup 'squeezable'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Spider said: He invited me backstage at a Stone Roses gig. I was absolutely muntered on a bag of god knows what that I had procured from a serious-looking stranger in the crowd. Fortunately, my wingman had chosen that moment to disappear and he was equally off his tits as I was, and I didn't want to abandon him just for a backstage wander. It was only afterwards that it occured to me that Our Tim was probably lining my delicate little flower up for a sordid beasting. He might have been after your cock. Or a bit of both. Change ends after half time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted December 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2021 6 hours ago, Escobarp said: They can comment on underage girls tits without fear. He wouldn't let it lie 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted December 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just admit you're going bald.. easy as.. My hair line is similar to gavin mccanns, so I just shave it all off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 20, 2021 Members Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Just admit you're going bald.. easy as.. My hair line is similar to gavin mccanns, so I just shave it all off. Why? Fellas can get cracking wigs these days. It's only like wimmin with hair extentions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted December 20, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2021 Lack of hair doesn't bother me, save a fortune in shampoo and barbers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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