Site Supporter Spider Posted December 22, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Zico said: I went on the Concorde tour at manc airport recently They call it a tour, you get on, sit down and get told stories Anyway, she'd always buy two seats so no one could sit next to her Michael Jackson used to spend the entire trip sat under a blanket It’s easier to wank a monkey off in the dark apparently, less distractions for them. Edited December 22, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Rudy said: 3.) Juliette Lewis Scientologist. Nuff Said i like that look Little Whitt ill try and RUIN you Bring it on Love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 22, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Rudy said: 3.) Juliette Lewis Scientologist. Nuff Said Look at the length of her fingers. She could wrap them round your walnut and still have enough left to tickle your liver. You know she’d ruin your life. Irresistible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Ashley Roberts. Utter mentalist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 22, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 44 minutes ago, little whitt said: i like that look Little Whitt ill try and RUIN you Bring it on Love 23 minutes ago, Spider said: Look at the length of her fingers. She could wrap them round your walnut and still have enough left to tickle your liver. You know she’d ruin your life. Irresistible. If you look in right places (ahem Google) you’ll be able to find a very explicit picture where a fella is jersey royals deep in our Julie Be warned Scientology have tried to have them removed so there’s a chance of you find them Tom cruise could turn up at your a sock full of snooker balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 22, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Sweep said: Ashley Roberts. Utter mentalist Word around the campfire is ant and dec were regulars in using her like a rotisserie chicken whilst Steven Mulhern had to be on standby to deliver the moneyshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: Word around the campfire is ant and dec were regulars in using her like a rotisserie chicken whilst Steven Mulhern had to be on standby to deliver the moneyshot In Ant or Dec? No way he's not got a whiff of lavender about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 22, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 Just now, stevieb said: In Ant or Dec? No way he's not got a whiff of lavender about him. Depended on how drunk Ant was , so most times yeah Ant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter desperado Posted December 22, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2021 Mental Maths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 22, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 GET THAT DIRTY RED OUT OF MY THREAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 22, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 Laugh at her fanny fart and your head will be mailed to your mam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 22, 2021 Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 Christian Bale would deffo be sniffing the crotch of your kecks after a nightout and have a tracker on your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Helena Bonham Carter, have to admit this isn't the best photo of her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 22, 2021 Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Roxanne Pallet - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest tackle. But anyone says they wouldn't... Collateral damage. She's broad shoulders which I don't mind but when she launches her monthly knife attacks - on your toes. She's proper menkul. Plus has a body like a prepubescent child. Get some crumpets down you love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 22, 2021 Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Helena Bonham Carter, have to admit this isn't the best photo of her though. She deffo has a massive Bush and would smell of kale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Helena Bonham Carter, have to admit this isn't the best photo of her though. Thats the pigeon woman off home alone is it no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 22, 2021 Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 Kanye West would deffo be putting holes in the jonnies. He wants a army of Kanyes to start his cult with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 22, 2021 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Helena Bonham Carter, have to admit this isn't the best photo of her though. Fit? Good god man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 22, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2021 Batshit crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 22, 2021 Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 Johnny Depp would deffo punch me in the tit for cooking his steak wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 45 minutes ago, Rudy said: Laugh at her fanny fart and your head will be mailed to your mam Now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Johnny Depp would deffo punch me in the tit for cooking his steak wrong. I think most of us on here would do far worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted December 22, 2021 Members Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: I think most of us on here would do far worse Filth. Just don't leave any marks 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Filth. Just don't leave any marks 👍 Of course We’re not amateurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: The remake of Dirty Dancing looks even shitter than the original... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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