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One was my 92 year old Dad with dementia. I put it on for him for something to watch when I called round to put his washing away, as he was sitting in silence. After about 10 minutes he said, these footballers want to get their hair cut, they all look like women 😀

This is pretty much where I'm at, absolutely love a good comedian, down the years I've seen quite a few and laughed at every joke regardless of who it may upset, the tide has turned since I became disabled and mostly use a wheelchair as I realise how offensive some of the terms used are

Carl Crook Brian Rose Micky Ward Aturo Gatti David Haye Carl Thompson The meat cleaver Ivan Drago Matty Ellis Andrew Bowling

Isn't SuperGenderFluid just the best swimmers in your semen?

Varies around the country but a 2 man team will be averaging around £600 a day if they’re qualified.

One of the few clubs that sent a helping hand during our troubles, full respect and RIP Mr Hemmings.

My mate says it's me everytime they take the piss out of me 😂

Hard to say, as you're feeling pretty shit for the doctors to put you on them. Can often feel worse at first as you get used to the effect. Can take weeks before they start to do their thing. Think I was like a zombie at first! Take after food and in the morning. It has a long half life iirc. Since I've been on them, mornings can be utterly shit for an hour or two until I come round, or can seem normal. This is having the sensation that the inside of your head is bouncing about. Like being awoken from a very deep sleep suddenly. Always better for a good sleep though, and no disturbance. Not sure if this is a side effect, the underlying illness, or the affect of other meds (epilepsy). The initial period is by far the worst though, not everyone manages it and needs to come off or try something else.

this is what the Bucs were up against. This was the highlight of the Fins. Car crash season so far. At least they traded away their own 1st rounder next season and kept the 49'ers one. Ah well.

If we do not play Brockbank when the other right is suspended not a lot of point him being here.

Must be a nightmare driving in them shoes.

Depends where you go for them 😉

Please see the following government excuses and select which one you think is most appropriate: *blame labour *blame EU *blame business *blame remainers *blame supermarkets *blame farmers

Has to be Brockbank. Anything else is a square peg in a round hole. Don’t think we’d dare switch to a back three (Santos, Johnstone, Baptiste) with Isgrove and John as wing backs. if nothing else, it just shows how important Jones is.

Try that with some pineapple on top.

Difficult to quantify but various elements must come into play as new systems and procedures are bedded in. If you listen to the Project Fear rent a mob however - every fucking thing including the number of chances we failed to bury at Hillsborough at the weekend.

Superb fight, too top sluggers just going at it for nearly 11 rounds, incredible stuff. If you've not seen it, do watch it. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x84rgy2

Baka scored about 25 goals in his career. He is 23. Which makes him a goal machine compared to Tequilla. That is not knocking either of them but to suggest they are likely to score many goals is crazy. We are 1 goal off being top scorers in the division. 3 facts and 1 opinion.

We've proved the opposite surely? The last 4 games when we have been looking for a 2nd half goal against a team intent on defending (Cambridge, Burton, Sunderland, Sheff Wed) we've not only lost but the keeper has had virtually nothing to do. That's the concern really, even the best teams can fail to score, but our ability to get shots on target when a team is defending a lead, is really poor.

Aerial ping pong is shite. The fucking lame brains I have met over the years claiming that it should be the world game and is played with the inside of the head rather than the outside of the head like 'soccah' is frightening. It is only played in two thirds of one country. You get a point for missing. Collide with an umpire completely accidentally and you're on a charge (in front of a tribunal with a likely one match ban dished out). Basically a made up game to utilise cricket pitches through the winter. It does however have a longer history than Association Football! Shite.

Manchester City. Didn’t mind them years ago but now they can fuck off

It is fucking awful. 1) You get a point for missing. 2) 4 x 25 minute mind numbing quarters 3) Accidentally brush any one of about 25 fucking referees/line judges/goal judges etc. and it's an immediate ban The cheeky cunts here promote it as 'The Greatest Game On Earth'. Cretins.